you know you are getting old when ... (1 Viewer)

[grateful zed]

a one push poop is the highlight of your day.

 

[Angry Beavers]

You don't consider the sechs with a 45 year old woman to be out of the question. 

 

[grateful zed]

You don't consider the sechs with a 45 year old woman to be out of the question. 

 

[tonydead]

You roll over in bed and your nut sack is behind you.

 

[James Daulton]

You don't consider the sechs with a 45 year old woman to be out of the question. 

That's almost considered robbing the cradle. 

 

[snogger]

You roll over in bed and your nut sack is behind you.

 

[snogger]

When staying up until 11pm is "late".. and sleeping untill 6:30am is "sleeping in"

 

[RC94]

I started feeling old when I became older than most professional athletes.

 

[Henry Ford]

When your team starts talking about the QB retiring and he's young enough to be your son.

 

[Wrigley]

Can't remember if its honda, or Alzheimer's 

 

[wikkidpissah]

...you forget to be skeptical.

 

[Gr00vus]

Grey/white body hair. Awful.

 

[FUBAR]

When staying up until 11pm is "late".. and sleeping untill 6:30am is "sleeping in"

Yep, haven't done either in months. Before that it had been a year.

I started feeling old when I became older than most professional athletes.

charles Woodson retiring was mildly traumatic. 

When you stop staying up for New Year's. 

 

[FUBAR]

Playboy's playmate of the month was born after you graduated college.

(and in 13 months, will be born in a different century than you)

Didn't they stop doing playmates? 

 

[Pipes]

You don't consider the sechs with a 45 year old woman to be out of the question. 

Meh I would've gladly banged a 45 year old when I was 18.

 

[Wrigley]

Meh I would've gladly banged a 45 year old when I was 18.

Your mom doesn't count 

 

[Pipes]

I started feeling old when I became older than most professional athletes.

It's worse when athletes from your era have kids playing major sports.  I was in college the same time as Jimmy Jackson and I watched his kid play in 2 final fours.

 

[Pipes]

Your mom doesn't count 

But yours does.

 

[Judge Smails]

1) The first time you do the trombone move trying to read the sports page

2) All of your joke references become dated.  Referring to Mr. Haney when people you are talking to have no idea what Green Acres was

3) Hair starts growing in places it shouldn't.  Like a gray hair on the outside of your ear.

4) Salisbury steak at 4:30pm at Norm's is your best dinner of the week

5) Everything's a conspiracy.  You're that guy

 

[grateful zed]

1) The first time you do the trombone move trying to read the sports page

the print is so small these days, and those godam energy efficient lights.

 

[jon_mx]

You don't consider the sechs with a 45 year old woman to be out of the question. 

That would have been 18 years old. 

 

[Monkian]

That would have been 18 years old. 

In this case, that is old. I would've nailed a 45 yr old the day I understood the concept.

 

[Ed Wood]

When staying up until 11pm is "late".. and sleeping untill 6:30am is "sleeping in"

Or when you turn to your date and say, "The night is still young" and it's 6:30.

 

[Ed Wood]

When debating Ginger vs. Mary Ann you decide Mrs. Howell isn't too bad either.

 

[GroveDiesel]

the print is so small these days, and those godam energy efficient lights.

When you realize you still read newspapers.

 

[apalmer]

It's worse when athletes from your era have kids playing major sports.  I was in college the same time as Jimmy Jackson and I watched his kid play in 2 final fours.

It's worse when those kids retire.  I was in college with Tony Dorsett.  His son was in college with my son.  His son got too old for the NFL. Waiting for his grandson to appear on the scene...maybe he can be in college with my granddaughter.