Your Dog Is A Dog — Not A Person (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

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[The Gator]

No way dude, Morty loves “go get beers”. Beats me to the truck every time.

 

[rockaction]

Morty

Rick? Is that you?

Seriously, are you doing Rick and Morty or just giving a hypothetical dog a name? That show is certainly one that would lend itself to having Rick turn Morty into a dog and do something awful like hang out at a bar with him (as a dog).

It's funny either way, by the way, so I larfed.

 

[rockaction]

I can just see it now. "But if he's not at the bar, how is he supposed to bark at everybody going by? He can't really do that from the truck!"

Oh, and I'm not at a bar. This was the store. Dog barked at every. single. person. that walked by.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

 

[The General]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Can we do the same for kids ?

 

[rockaction]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Can we do the same for kids ?

Bless your heart, and I don't mean that in the Southern condescending way.

I truly mean bless your heart. Kids don't belong at bars, and barely belong at stores, especially at check out where they put all the freaking candy.

 

[rockaction]

Harumph and humbug to all and to all a good night.

 

[The Gator]

Morty

Rick? Is that you?

Seriously, are you doing Rick and Morty or just giving a hypothetical dog a name? That show is certainly one that would lend itself to having Rick turn Morty into a dog and do something awful like hang out at a bar with him (as a dog).

It's funny either way, by the way, so I larfed.

At the bolded


yeah, my dog’s name is Morty.

 

[The General]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Can we do the same for kids ?

Bless your heart, and I don't mean that in the Southern condescending way.

I truly mean bless your heart. Kids don't belong at bars, and barely belong at stores, especially at check out where they put all the freaking candy.

I especially love when the parents make a big deal of showing they are reasoning and talking rationally with the kid who just pooped themselves.

 

[The Gator]

I can just see it now. "But if he's not at the bar, how is he supposed to bark at everybody going by? He can't really do that from the truck!"

Oh, and I'm not at a bar. This was the store. Dog barked at every. single. person. that walked by.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

As much as I love taking mine out, there’s also proper etiquette. That owner is ruining it for everyone else who has a well mannered Morty.

 

[rockaction]

That owner is ruining it for everyone else who has a well mannered Morty.

I think the problem is that everyone thinks they have a well-mannered Morty when they really don’t. Now, I’ve met chill dogs. Dogs perfect for bars. Chances are, though, once the bar breaks the seal for Morty, everybody thinks they can bring their well-mannered Morty and it becomes chaos because they’re dogs. And dogs don’t follow human etiquette.

 

[rockaction]

This does not mean I don’t absolutely love dogs or am on a slippery slope into Mike Vick territory. But not in the grocery store in a freaking stroller. What happens in the meat section? Ay de mi.

 

[rockaction]

yeah, my dog’s name is Morty.

Morty is a great name, by the way. Picture?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

When I saw the title of this topic, I thought for a moment that this was The Grateful Dead lyrics thread.

 

[timschochet]

Totally agree with you about dogs.

My cat however is a person. And I would take her to the store and/or the bar if she wanted to go. But she doesn’t.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I’m in Laguna beach, CA. LAM!! people Bring their dogs EVERYWHERE. Annoying

 

[The Gator]

yeah, my dog’s name is Morty.

Morty is a great name, by the way. Picture?

Morty

Thanks. He’s an exceptional dog. @urbanhack even liked him and he‘s a cat guy.

 

[Capella]

No way dude, Morty loves “go get beers”. Beats me to the truck every time.

Hell yea Morty

 

[Capella]

If I were at a bar or on a plane or kind of anywhere I’d MUCH rather hang out next to a dog than a person. It’s not even close.

 

[New Binky the Doormat]

I can't imagine anyone here doesn't love dogs ...or cats

but whenever I read/hear "fur babies" I want to stab someone

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

What about “support dogs” on planes, with owners who are mid-20s dudes with casually hip beards and a man bun?

 

[New Binky the Doormat]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

What about “support dogs” on planes, with owners who are mid-20s dudes with casually hip beards and a man bun?

stab.

 

[TripItUp]

If I were at a bar or on a plane or kind of anywhere I’d MUCH rather hang out next to a dog than a person. It’s not even close.

Dogs > Humans

 

[rockaction]

If I were at a bar or on a plane or kind of anywhere I’d MUCH rather hang out next to a dog than a person. It’s not even close.

Yeah, not really. At the grocery store? No way at a bar.


Dog walks into a bar…

 

[rockaction]

On a plane is simply ludicrous. Unless it’s a small dog which means more room for me. Maybe even use it as a pillow and I can take up two seats.

 

[Scoresman]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Can we do the same for kids ?

Yes please. At least my dog has the sense to **** and piss outside. Kids don’t do that until they’re older. Keep your crotch-spawned **** demons at home.

 

[Capella]

On a plane is simply ludicrous. Unless it’s a small dog which means more room for me. Maybe even use it as a pillow and I can take up two seats.

You can just sit there and give the dog scratches for 3 hours. With a human they may fart or snore or get up to pee a hundred times or worse, try to strike up a conversation. Give me that doggo.

 

[Zow]

I may say, this is your greatest thread ever.

 

[Zow]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Can we do the same for kids ?

As a parent of several, I can promise you we at least try.

ETA: But they're always around...

 

[Dickies]

I may say, this is your greatest thread ever.

It’s definitely one of the few I understand.

 

[Clown Car]

yeah, my dog’s name is Morty.

Morty is a great name, by the way. Picture?

Morty

Thanks. He’s an exceptional dog. @urbanhack even liked him and he‘s a cat guy.

Your dog has a way cooler life than I do.

 

[Mister CIA]

Have not read the thread, but I am on team Unconditional Love.

 

[fatness]

Harumph and humbug to all and to all a good night.

If you had a dog the 2 of you would be shoving each other around on the floor and having one hell of a fun time. Sorry for your loss.

 

[Zow]

I may say, this is your greatest thread ever.

It’s definitely one of the few I understand.

Yep. It's understandable and he's correct.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Can we do the same for kids ?

How about a separate play area for all the dogs and kids.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Keep your crotch-spawned **** demons at home.

 

[FairWarning]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

I was asked to leave a brewery for expressing that stance.

 

[rockaction]

I was asked to leave a brewery for expressing that stance.

Doesn't deserve your personhood patronage.

 

[FairWarning]

I was asked to leave a brewery for expressing that stance.

Doesn't deserve your personhood patronage.

Perhaps it was the comment of peanut butter Porter - for the dogs. Too bad as it’s a very good brewery. I just don’t get dogs or infants in them.

I do like dogs also, just not there’.

 

[rockaction]

With a human they may fart or snore or get up to pee a hundred times

This lets me know you don't know dogs. Ever hear them whimper or shake when they dream? Or snore? And dogs don't fart? A mammal that doesn't expunge methane is a new one to me. And at least humans (IF THEY'RE TRAINED WELL) won't do it awake in a crowded airplane.

Please. We can do better than this.

 

[rockaction]

Perhaps it was the comment of peanut butter Porter - for the dogs

That's what you said about a brewery's Peanut Butter Porter? That's clever.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

Don’t forget baby carriages.

ETA I see you covered it.

 

[rockaction]

Don’t forget baby carriages.

The dog in the store tonight was in a baby carriage. Didn't stop it from barking at. every. person. it. saw.

 

[Tom Servo]

yeah, my dog’s name is Morty.

Morty is a great name, by the way. Picture?

Morty

Thanks. He’s an exceptional dog. @urbanhack even liked him and he‘s a cat guy.

I want to pet this dog.

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Keep him out of the store and out of the bar.

What about “support dogs” on planes, with owners who are mid-20s dudes with casually hip beards and a man bun?

stab.

I love dogs. And cats. They aren’t the problem.

 

[Skipdog77]

I don't bring my dog anywhere, because he never kicks in for gas money.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

If I were at a bar or on a plane or kind of anywhere I’d MUCH rather hang out next to a dog than a person. It’s not even close.

Agree as long it’s not a Corgi

 

[Buckna]

Looks like someone’s still bitter he drowned while some stranger saved a random dog instead of him.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

but whenever I read/hear "fur babies" I want to stab someone

This is what I expected to see in the OP. I'm open to debating the merits of allowing dogs into drinking establishments and other places of business, but first we need to deal with the people who talk about their dogs as if they were their biological offspring. I think that would solve most of our problems and render any other steps unnecessary.