You're going to die, but you get a final meal of your choice: (1 Viewer)

[Frostillicus]

Cold Appetizer:
Warm Appetizer:
Salad:
Soup:
Main + 2 sides:
2nd Main + 1 side:
Dessert:
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc:

 

[Frostillicus]

Cold Appetizer: Shrimp Cocktail
Warm Appetizer: Buffalo Wings
Salad: Caesar
Soup: New Engladn Clam Chowder
Main + 2 sides: Prime Rib, Twice baked potato, asparagus
2nd Main + 1 side: Crab legs, french fries
Dessert: Creme Brulee
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Old fashioned, Hazy IPA ( I can't think of a specific one I'd prefer)

 

[encaitar]

Cold Appetizer: Beer
Warm Appetizer: Hot Toddy
Salad: Bloody Mary
Soup: Beer
Main + 2 sides: Beer and 2 shots of whiskey
2nd Main + 1 side: Beer and 1 shot of whiskey
Dessert: White Russian
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: 2 more beers

I'm dying in this scenario... **** it... might as well get drunk. Won't have to worry about the hangover.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Cold Appetizer: Oysters on the half shell
Warm Appetizer: Steamed Clams
Salad: Basic Garden
Soup: Maryland Crab
Main + 2 sides: Crab Cakes, Corn on the cob, spinach
2nd Main + 1 side: Rockfish, sliced tomatoes
Dessert: Xtabentun over butter pecan ice cream
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Mickey's Malt Liquor, Sambuca

 

[AAABatteries]

Am I going to die from overeating?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Olive Garden’s never ending pasta bowl. Loopholed it. Checkmate.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Cold Appetizer: Chocolate peanut butter ice cream
Warm Appetizer: veggie spaetzle
Salad:Beets and hot goat cheese
Soup: Lobster bisque
Main + 2 sides: Misoyaki butterfish + baked broccoli and Brussels sprouts. Could also do Teri salmon.
2nd Main + 1 side: Seared scallops and polenta
Dessert: Green tea soufflé
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Meh. Maybe a pisco sour + Bailey’s and creme. Would gladly take water and exchange the booze for more desserts - any berry crumble and pot de crème

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The most explosive combination of foods out there, I want to make the biggest mess I can. Might work best with the electric chair.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Cold Appetizer: Oysters on the half shell
Warm Appetizer: Steamed Clams
Salad: Basic Garden
Soup: Maryland Crab
Main + 2 sides: Crab Cakes, Corn on the cob, spinach
2nd Main + 1 side: Rockfish, sliced tomatoes
Dessert: Xtabentun over butter pecan ice cream
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Mickey's Malt Liquor, Sambuca

This was the just about the most Maryland list possible. Love it.

I’d do everything the same except:
2nd main: Bacon wrapped fillet
Desert: Vanilla ice cream/chocolate syrup and coffee.
Cocktails - as many shots as Jameson I can handle

 

[Skipdog77]

Cold Appetizer: Bowl of Fruity Pebbles
Warm Appetizer: Bruschetta
Salad: N/A, I ain't eating no salad before I die
Soup: N/A, need to save room
Main + 2 sides: Pizza from a local joint, couple of wings
2nd Main + 1 side: A nice cowboy/rodeo burger (fried onion ring, bbq sauce, bacon, etc.). Homemade potato chips for the side
Dessert: Ben and Jerry's Americone Dream ice cream, just as it's starting to melt
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Since I'm going to die, now's as good a time as any to try coke and/or heroin so let's go

I'm a man of simple tastes.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This was the just about the most Maryland list possible. Love it.

I'm outed

I lived in PA for a few years and some of the restaurants would advertise "Maryland Crab Cakes". JFC, they were hushpuppies (only worse).

And that abomination they do down South where they boil hard crabs should have folks up on criminal charges.

 

[Wingnut]

Cold Appetizer: raw oysters
Warm Appetizer: fried calamari
Salad: Caesar
Soup: seafood gumbo
Main + 2 sides: waygu ribeye, sautéed mushrooms, baked potato
2nd Main + 1 side: peel & eat key west pink shrimp + Cole slaw
Dessert: key lime pie
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: margarita and a bloody mary

 

[-OZ-]

Cold Appetizer: Beer
Warm Appetizer: Hot Toddy
Salad: Bloody Mary
Soup: Beer
Main + 2 sides: Beer and 2 shots of whiskey
2nd Main + 1 side: Beer and 1 shot of whiskey
Dessert: White Russian
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: 2 more beers

I'm dying in this scenario... **** it... might as well get drunk. Won't have to worry about the hangover.

Make my soup a quality Gose and my desserts good peanut butter stouts and I’m in.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Cold Appetizer: Shrimp Cocktail
Warm Appetizer: PuPu platter from a good Chinese place
Salad: Wedge salad with bacon and bleu cheese
Soup: Wild Mushroom
Main + 2 sides: 32 oz ribeye, rare, + creamed spinach and twice baked potato
2nd Main + 1 side: Sturgeon with Veloute and grilled asparagus
Dessert: Homemade Carrot Cake with cream cheese frosting
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Shot of Yamazaki 55 before the meal and Taylor Fladgate Single Harvest Tawny Port 1896 after, with a half pack of Marlboro Reds

 

[AAABatteries]

Cold Appetizer: Shrimp cocktail
Warm Appetizer: Pork Belly
Salad: Caesar
Soup: French Onion
Main + 2 sides: Porterhouse, twice baked potato, Mac n cheese
2nd Main + 1 side: Whole Maine Lobster, creamed spinach
Dessert: Bread Pudding from ‘Ohana
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Manhattan, healthy pour of George T. Stagg

 

[JShare87]

Cold Appetizer: Beer
Warm Appetizer: Hot Toddy
Salad: Bloody Mary
Soup: Beer
Main + 2 sides: Beer and 2 shots of whiskey
2nd Main + 1 side: Beer and 1 shot of whiskey
Dessert: White Russian
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: 2 more beers

I'm dying in this scenario... **** it... might as well get drunk. Won't have to worry about the hangover.

This is the correct way to go about answering this question. Well done.

 

[Drunken knight]

Cold Appetizer: ahi tartare
Warm Appetizer: crab cakes
Salad: duck salad from hakkasan
Soup: either lobster bisque or Tom kha
Main + 2 sides: duck with cherry gastrique, speatzle, Brussels sprouts
2nd Main + 1 side: roys butterfish, chow fun
Dessert: bread pudding
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: dark and stormy, mai tai

 

[TLEF316]

Cold Appetizer: high end meat and cheese plate
Warm Appetizer: loaded nachos
Salad: taco salad
Soup: seafood jambalaya
Main + 2 sides: Thanksgiving turkey with stuffing and mac and cheese
2nd Main + 1 side:--Loaded bacon double cheese burger with fries
Dessert: Soggy apple pie with vanilla ice cream
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Dog Fish head 90 minute IPA, Orange Crush

I'm simple. A few nostailga picks in there (rather than just my pure favorite foods)

 

[MTskibum]

Olive Garden’s never ending pasta bowl. Loopholed it. Checkmate.

Dieing might be preferable to only eating olive garden for rest of your life.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Cold Appetizer: Beer
Warm Appetizer: Hot Toddy
Salad: Bloody Mary
Soup: Beer
Main + 2 sides: Beer and 2 shots of whiskey
2nd Main + 1 side: Beer and 1 shot of whiskey
Dessert: White Russian
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: 2 more beers

I'm dying in this scenario... **** it... might as well get drunk. Won't have to worry about the hangover.

This is the correct way to go about answering this question. Well done.

I was just going to say everyone else is going a little light on the drinks. It's not like you're driving home.

 

[MTskibum]

Cold app: Causa Limena
Hot app: gyoza
Soup: ramen
Main dish: ny style pizza with garlic, pepperoni, and sausage
Dessert: strawberry rhubarb pie

Drink: frozen margarita

 

[Scoresman]

In my mind, these need to be specific dishes at specific locations or recipes. A chicken parmesan at one restaurant can be completely different from the one your Nonna makes. So these are mostly very specific for me.

Cold Appetizer: Serrano ham with Manchego cheese plate
Warm Appetizer: Taco Bell Mexican Pizza
Salad: My wife's caeser salad recipe
Soup: Avgolemono (specifically from Kokarri in San Francisco, but it's a hard recipe to mess up)
Main + 2 sides: The Braciola all'Arturo (pork chop) from Vina da Arturo in Venice, Italy. No sides. Just more pork chop.
2nd Main + side: two regular slices of Joe's pizza in NYC. one slice as the main, the other as the side.
Dessert: my mother-in-law's carrot cake
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Bailey's and cream, gin and tonic.

 

[Mummy4]

Cold Appetizer: beef carpaccio with a good olive oil and large parm shavings
Warm Appetizer: grilled seafood plate with char-grilled oysters (Drago's style) and split king crab legs
Salad: tableside caesar
Soup: lobster bisque
Main + 2 sides: peking duck + pan-fried gyoza and crab rangoon
2nd Main + 1 side: waygu A5 teppanyaki with sauteed cremini mushrooms
Dessert: super dense brownie with Blue Bell Homemade vanilla
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: nice amber beer/diet coke

 

[zamboni]

A coconut from Gilligan's Island that must be brought back.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Cold Appetizer: ahi tartare
Warm Appetizer: crab cakes
Salad: duck salad from hakkasan
Soup: either lobster bisque or Tom kha
Main + 2 sides: duck with cherry gastrique, speatzle, Brussels sprouts
2nd Main + 1 side: roys butterfish, chow fun
Dessert: bread pudding
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: dark and stormy, mai tai

Exactly the fish I was envisioning.

 

[msudaisy26]

Cold Appetizer: charcuterie board, it has to have olives
Warm Appetizer: a platter, buffalo chicken fingers, potato. skins, soft pretzel etc
Salad: wedge with bacon and blue cheese
Soup: french onion
Main + 2 sides: some kind of steak medium rare, loaded baked potato and sauteed mushrooms
2nd Main + 1 side: seafood boil and corn on the cob
Dessert: ice cream cake
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: frozen margarita and Kahlua and cream.

I would probably die before I made it through the warm appetizer. I would definitely die if I made it through the salad.

 

[TripItUp]

Cold Appetizer: Giant Shrimp Cocktail, cocktail sauce with some kick(extra horseradish)
Warm Appetizer: bacon wrapped scallops or grilled artichoke
Salad: Tri Colore
Soup: Won Ton Soup
Main + 2 sides: Alaskan King Crab, Truffle Mac n Cheese, garlic mashed potatoes
2nd Main + 1 side: Ribeye w/wine sauce, truffle linguini
Dessert: Red Velvet Cake with cream cheese frosting
2 cocktails/wines/beers/etc: Bulleit old fashioned, Pinot Noir (brand TBD)

 

[Manster]

Six pack of Breakside IPA and like 3 Joey Ramone handrolls, and a buncha nigiri.....mostly salmon