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Morning dogfight operation, is going strong

Don't guard the door, nothing will go wrong

Here comes Tig and Co., here to mess up things

Time for some action, you can hear the Mariachi strings

*guitar part here replaced by Mariachi music playing the same notes*

That one Mexican dude's face, is full of screws and springs

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And Kurt, I know you have to go home to her every night, but quit putting her in plotlines where guys are horny for her. On a show where you have priests stealing babies, the most unrealistic thing is you pushing her as the on-camera viagra.

This is great posting. She's not a bad looking woman for her age, but she's not 25 anymore either.
She's clearly had a face lift.

A) because she looks better than she did on MWC 25 years ago, and B) she has the telltale old lady hands.

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And Kurt, I know you have to go home to her every night, but quit putting her in plotlines where guys are horny for her. On a show where you have priests stealing babies, the most unrealistic thing is you pushing her as the on-camera viagra.

This is great posting. She's not a bad looking woman for her age, but she's not 25 anymore either.
She's clearly had a face lift.

A) because she looks better than she did on MWC 25 years ago, and B) she has the telltale old lady hands.

I think she probably looked better back then, but they just made her look like an idiot on that show. They didn't do her many favors.
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Morning dogfight operation, is going strong

Don't guard the door, nothing will go wrong

Here comes Tig and Co., here to mess up things

Time for some action, you can hear the Mariachi strings

*guitar part here replaced by Mariachi music playing the same notes*

That one Mexican dude's face, is full of screws and springs

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Jax is just a straight up ##### nozzle now. Sutter has managed to turn me against him much more that Walter White (and that has been the goal all along in BB).

I know a lot of people disagree with me, but I still think he was in with Gemma setting up Tara. He is just too relaxed when they take Tara away and the shot with Gemma standing behind him at the end is uber creepy
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Let's see what Sutter comes up with for S6 plots:

[*] Bobby trims his stupid beard; GPJ rejoices.

[*] Clay escapes certain death in a fluke fashion.

[*] Alan Sepinwall guest stars as the leader of a new rival MC.

[*] It's revealed that Juicy's mother was once a member of the Mayans.

[*] Will Tara beat the rap and finally get her kids out of Charmingtucky?

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Jax is just a straight up ##### nozzle now. Sutter has managed to turn me against him much more that Walter White (and that has been the goal all along in BB).

I know a lot of people disagree with me, but I still think he was in with Gemma setting up Tara. He is just too relaxed when they take Tara away and the shot with Gemma standing behind him at the end is uber creepy
I am inclined to agree with you.
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Let's see what Sutter comes up with for S6 plots:

[*] Bobby trims his stupid beard; GPJ rejoices.

[*] Clay escapes certain death in a fluke fashion.

[*] Alan Sepinwall guest stars as the leader of a new rival MC.

[*] It's revealed that Juicy's mother was once a member of the Mayans.

[*] Will Tara beat the rap and finally get her kids out of Charmingtucky?

1. Bobby trims beard too far, Kurt decides he can't use him, Season 6 opens with a beardless Bobby in a pool of blood.

2. Clay kills the leader of the Mayans, starts speaking Spanish, becomes new leader of Mayans.

3. Otto and Sepinwall's character meet in jail and they have a slapfight.

4. Juice becomes mole for Gallindo...later revealed to be real leader of Gallindo.

5. Tara tries to run with kids. Jax follows close in motorcyle and fires a warning shot, causing Tara to run off the road with kids inside. Tara's car explodes, incinerating everyone inside. Jax cries, then shoots himself. With Bobby dead, Clay leading the Mayans, Juice heading Gallindo, Chibbs lasts two seconds as leader of SOA before the Irish kill him. Happy dies trying to avenge Chibbs. Gemma ####s Otto to death, then her defective heart fails on her and she dies. This leaves Filthy Phil as the leader of SOA. The end.

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Let's see what Sutter comes up with for S6 plots:

[*] Bobby trims his stupid beard; GPJ rejoices.

[*] Clay escapes certain death in a fluke fashion.

[*] Alan Sepinwall guest stars as the leader of a new rival MC.

[*] It's revealed that Juicy's mother was once a member of the Mayans.

[*] Will Tara beat the rap and finally get her kids out of Charmingtucky?

1. Bobby trims beard too far, Kurt decides he can't use him, Season 6 opens with a beardless Bobby in a pool of blood.

2. Clay kills the leader of the Mayans, starts speaking Spanish, becomes new leader of Mayans.

3. Otto and Sepinwall's character meet in jail and they have a slapfight.

4. Juice becomes mole for Gallindo...later revealed to be real leader of Gallindo.

5. Tara tries to run with kids. Jax follows close in motorcyle and fires a warning shot, causing Tara to run off the road with kids inside. Tara's car explodes, incinerating everyone inside. Jax cries, then shoots himself. With Bobby dead, Clay leading the Mayans, Juice heading Gallindo, Chibbs lasts two seconds as leader of SOA before the Irish kill him. Happy dies trying to avenge Chibbs. Gemma ####s Otto to death, then her defective heart fails on her and she dies. This leaves Filthy Phil as the leader of SOA. The end.

7. Otto gets questioned further by the guy from Terriers, pulls his own fingers off in protest.
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Let's see what Sutter comes up with for S6 plots:

[*] Bobby trims his stupid beard; GPJ rejoices.

[*] Clay escapes certain death in a fluke fashion.

[*] Alan Sepinwall guest stars as the leader of a new rival MC.

[*] It's revealed that Juicy's mother was once a member of the Mayans.

[*] Will Tara beat the rap and finally get her kids out of Charmingtucky?

1. Bobby trims beard too far, Kurt decides he can't use him, Season 6 opens with a beardless Bobby in a pool of blood.

2. Clay kills the leader of the Mayans, starts speaking Spanish, becomes new leader of Mayans.

3. Otto and Sepinwall's character meet in jail and they have a slapfight.

4. Juice becomes mole for Gallindo...later revealed to be real leader of Gallindo.

5. Tara tries to run with kids. Jax follows close in motorcyle and fires a warning shot, causing Tara to run off the road with kids inside. Tara's car explodes, incinerating everyone inside. Jax cries, then shoots himself. With Bobby dead, Clay leading the Mayans, Juice heading Gallindo, Chibbs lasts two seconds as leader of SOA before the Irish kill him. Happy dies trying to avenge Chibbs. Gemma ####s Otto to death, then her defective heart fails on her and she dies. This leaves Filthy Phil as the leader of SOA. The end.

7. Otto gets questioned further by the guy from Terriers, pulls his own fingers off in protest.
8. Jimmy Smit's character...ah who cares.
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I only skimmed this thread, but Smits is getting a raw deal from most of you. He is fantastic.His material on this show flat-out sucks. He showed all the acting chops he needed to on NYPD Blue.

I'll agree. Smits doesn't have much to work with. Hell none of the actors are getting any help from the writing and directing. About the only person on the show that just can't flat-out act is Fatass Phil. Oh and Sutter himself.
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I only skimmed this thread, but Smits is getting a raw deal from most of you. He is fantastic.His material on this show flat-out sucks. He showed all the acting chops he needed to on NYPD Blue.

I'll agree. Smits doesn't have much to work with.
He wants Gemma even though he has a whore house full of young tail. That's where I started suspending disbelief.
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I only skimmed this thread, but Smits is getting a raw deal from most of you. He is fantastic.His material on this show flat-out sucks. He showed all the acting chops he needed to on NYPD Blue.

Smits isn't really much of an actor, though the poor writing doesn't help at all.He's been better in SOA than he was in Dexter though.
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I only skimmed this thread, but Smits is getting a raw deal from most of you. He is fantastic.His material on this show flat-out sucks. He showed all the acting chops he needed to on NYPD Blue.

Smits isn't really much of an actor, though the poor writing doesn't help at all.He's been better in SOA than he was in Dexter though.
He's not much of an actor? His awards beg to differ. I think he does a fine job, especially with the material given to him.
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Chibbs will continue to be the best character of the show despite not being able to understand every other word he says.

Z'alroight we dun gun o'er ta duh cluh-ouse mungo jerrah barra tokagowa, eh Jackieboy?
:lmao: I have five more episodes to go until I'm caught up. Blew through 4 and a half seasons in the past ten days.Awesome that they killed off Opie and kept the guy who makes me rewind 12 times to figure out what he said.
I turn on subtitles every time Chibs has lines.
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I only skimmed this thread, but Smits is getting a raw deal from most of you. He is fantastic.His material on this show flat-out sucks. He showed all the acting chops he needed to on NYPD Blue.

Smits isn't really much of an actor, though the poor writing doesn't help at all.He's been better in SOA than he was in Dexter though.
He's not much of an actor? His awards beg to differ. I think he does a fine job, especially with the material given to him.
To me, he isn't. Edited by identikit
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Honestly, fuck this show. You guys don't even get a song. See you next year. :mellow:

:lmao:I was a week behind all season watching on demand so I didn't check in here. I'm starting to wish I just dropped an episode and watched along with all of you. This show blows but I can't stop watching either.
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

Happy was a Technical Advisor for the show before Sutter decided he'd be good for the show. He's a major motorcycle nut (writes for Hot Rod magazine). Quite frankly, he's one of the few guys on the show left that I remotely like anymore.As far as Phil and Juice go, you got me there.
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

The actor who plays Happy, David Labrava, is also a tattoo artist, and member of the Hells Angels.
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

Happy was a Technical Advisor for the show before Sutter decided he'd be good for the show. He's a major motorcycle nut (writes for Hot Rod magazine). Quite frankly, he's one of the few guys on the show left that I remotely like anymore.As far as Phil and Juice go, you got me there.
Chibs and Juice are on the show so Chibs can say "Juicy boy"...
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

Happy was a Technical Advisor for the show before Sutter decided he'd be good for the show. He's a major motorcycle nut (writes for Hot Rod magazine). Quite frankly, he's one of the few guys on the show left that I remotely like anymore.As far as Phil and Juice go, you got me there.
Chibs and Juice are on the show so Chibs can say "Juicy boy"...
Patty Patty Patty Patty Patty Patty.... Eh Juicy Boy!
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

The actor who plays Happy, David Labrava, is also a tattoo artist, and member of the Hells Angels.
And my dad is a TV repair man. What the hell does this mean?OK so you bring a guy along like Phil. You build the character for a season or two "in the background". Then in a season or two you can bump off Opie and you got someone solid to back fill him. We got none of that out of the three guys above. So far "we" have lost Pinny and Opie but we got no real replacements. Hell Even Bobby is useless except for "the old wise sage" role.
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

The actor who plays Happy, David Labrava, is also a tattoo artist, and member of the Hells Angels.
And my dad is a TV repair man. What the hell does this mean?
ultimate set of tools?
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Can someone tell me why Phil, Juice and Happy are even on this show?

The actor who plays Happy, David Labrava, is also a tattoo artist, and member of the Hells Angels.
And my dad is a TV repair man. What the hell does this mean?

OK so you bring a guy along like Phil. You build the character for a season or two "in the background". Then in a season or two you can bump off Opie and you got someone solid to back fill him. We got none of that out of the three guys above. So far "we" have lost Pinny and Opie but we got no real replacements. Hell Even Bobby is useless except for "the old wise sage" role.

You have someone who has actually been a part of a motorcycle club.
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Is next week the end of the series? The way Sons are getting killed, I'm holding out for the St. Valentine's Day massacre, which was foreshadowed in last night's episode.

I think it's two more seasons before that happens.
Does anybody think Clay will get back in the club? I doubt it, but you never know in this series
Nah. The idea of him branching out on his own gives the club a natural enemy for next season...and Sutter more storyline material. I like the possibility of Clay on his own with a new, bloodthirsty crew.
Isn't that basically what the Nomads were?

If this is the case, I hope Frankie Diamonds' long lost twin brother Louie Diamonds shows up and aligns with Clay to avenge his brother's death. The more Chuck Zito, the better.

Love him when he's on with Howard Stern, but he is a DREADFUL actor. Glad they wrapped up his story quickly.
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Congratulations to Sons of Anarchy for their Screen Actors Guild nomination for Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series :thumbup::lmao: at all the fanboys/girls on Facebook saying they got robbed with only 1 nom

Excuse me...Rockmond Dunbar (Roosevelt) received a Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series* nomination.*From the NAACP Image Awards
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I've decided to grow out my hair like Opie.. What kind of maintenance am I lookin at here?

You will be fighting off the chics to much to worry about maintenance.
No shtick. I've had a crew cut for years. Looking to change things up.
I see no problems until your wife gets shot by your own biker crew and you catch a pipe to the back of the head in prison.
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I've decided to grow out my hair like Opie.. What kind of maintenance am I lookin at here?

You will be fighting off the chics to much to worry about maintenance.
No shtick. I've had a crew cut for years. Looking to change things up.
I see no problems until your wife gets shot by your own biker crew and you catch a pipe to the back of the head in prison.
that escalated quickly
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I've decided to grow out my hair like Opie.. What kind of maintenance am I lookin at here?

You will be fighting off the chics to much to worry about maintenance.
No shtick. I've had a crew cut for years. Looking to change things up.
I see no problems until your wife gets shot by your own biker crew and you catch a pipe to the back of the head in prison.
that escalated quickly
Hey, he wants to be like Opie. Be careful what you wish for...
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So I haven't watched in 5 weeks now. Judging by the comments and my memory of what has happened this season, I think I might have to make some space in my DVR and just follow the highlights here.

I just don't get how it got this bad this fast. The end of season 3 seemed like a great building off point. You still had Hale. The Russians were out there. There was a lot they could have done. Season 4 was ok. Watchable (except for the ridiculous juice stuff). Then there's this season. I went in thinking it would be great. then I just kept watching wanting it to be great. Then waiting for something good. And now just not caring. Sad really. Nothing to watch again. :mellow:

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I'm still utterly amazed that anyone would read a thread on a TV show that they haven't watched yet. This is so confusing to me.

Ive watched it for 4.5 seasons now. Just stopped 5 episodes ago. They're sitting on my DVR. Just debating whether it's worth it or not now.
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