DA RAIDERS Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 4 hours ago, bananafish said: Never. Every long race I've ever run has a beer garden at the end. For good reason. Every short race I've ever been in has had one as well. Drink up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 14 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said: My oldest boy (8) always seems to be into older girls. We're at a indoor Waterpark thing and he was claiming he was bored so the wife jokes that he should go find a girlfriend Comes back like 10 minutes later with some middle school girl with purple hair "Pssst...son...ask her if the carpet matches the drapes...just do it" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 There's always a beer garden at the end of the race if you bring your own ice chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strykerpks Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 There's always a beer garden when I sit on my couch 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 I'm back. Good warmup run for tomorrow's run. Tacos and tea incoming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, strykerpks said: There's always a beer garden when I sit on my couch Dammit, he's right! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuke Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 LookIng for one more for Cake League fantasy baseball. The greatest fantasy league in the land. Please apply in the baseball forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 17 hours ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: That album came out almost a year ago, Pasty Kasem. Cancels nothing, ShadOLD Stephens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, General Malaise said: Cancels nothing, ShadOLD Stephens. Good one, Wolfman Jackass 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: Good one, Wolfman Jackass Seems mean, Jackoff Henderson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 (edited) Just now, General Malaise said: Seems mean, Jackoff Henderson. It was supposed to be, Prlck Dees Edited February 25, 2017 by Reg Lllama of Brixton 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 (edited) I got a massage yesterday. Usually get one every couple of weeks, just need to relax. I never ask for anyone in particular, just give me a whatever female is available. Which is really a mistake because some are so much better than others but you know me, I like to roll the dice. So yesterday I get this gal, about 250 I guess and I'm optimistic because usually in the past when I've had a big gal massage me it was always good. Plus she was a southern girl with that sweet tone. Score. However she decided it was time to talk. I sort of have that effect on people. It went from Trump is a maniac to Big Foot. She seemed surprised that I didn't believe they existed. #### got all squatchy real quick. I thought I shut her up but no. It then went to reiking which I never heard of. You see, she was qualified to reik. Then talk about the Mothman. After that something about aluminum and how there's one source in the world and everything is crazy there. I'm thinking to myself "I know this isn't right but Bob, don't say anything for ####s sake". Well that didn't work. Just kept talking. She finished with a talk about her divorce in progress and 16 year old cat with Krone's that she spends $40 a week to feed. Gdamnit. Edited February 25, 2017 by St. Louis Bob 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Lambskin Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, shuke said: LookIng for one more for Cake League fantasy baseball. The greatest fantasy league in the land. Please apply in the baseball forum. I'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said: I'm in Meh, I've got better ways to lose a couple hundred bucks. WAY too much work. Love everyone in the league but I don't have a chance. Can't keep up with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Limp Ditka said: ####### Juggalos, man I had to quit watching about half-way through the documentary about the Juggalos. It was funny for a couple of minutes, then you just want to blow up the whole gathering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Horrific accident at county fair JFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Apocalyptic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) On 2/25/2017 at 11:55 AM, St. Louis Bob said: I got a massage yesterday. Usually get one every couple of weeks, just need to relax. I never ask for anyone in particular, just give me a whatever female is available. Which is really a mistake because some are so much better than others but you know me, I like to roll the dice. So yesterday I get this gal, about 250 I guess and I'm optimistic because usually in the past when I've had a big gal massage me it was always good. Plus she was a southern girl with that sweet tone. Score. However she decided it was time to talk. I sort of have that effect on people. It went from Trump is a maniac to Big Foot. She seemed surprised that I didn't believe they existed. #### got all squatchy real quick. I thought I shut her up but no. It then went to reiking which I never heard of. You see, she was qualified to reik. Then talk about the Mothman. After that something about aluminum and how there's one source in the world and everything is crazy there. I'm thinking to myself "I know this isn't right but Bob, don't say anything for ####s sake". Well that didn't work. Just kept talking. She finished with a talk about her divorce in progress and 16 year old cat with Krone's that she spends $40 a week to feed. Gdamnit. Oh yeah, how could I forget, her nephew stole a bike and got 100 hours of community service because of it. By "stole" he was walking to school and saw a bike so he rode it to school. He has Autism. He is also 8. That's ####### disturbing. This was in NY. Edited February 26, 2017 by St. Louis Bob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 (edited) "#### Got All Squatchy" is probably the weakest track on The Hold Steady's last album. Edited February 26, 2017 by Reg Lllama of Brixton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 She also said she wanted to go on a Bigfoot hunt but was scared it might eat her. I told her I would be a little more concerned about bears. She replied that bears don't scare here. Okay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 And you people wonder why I don't like massages. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: And you people wonder why I don't like massages. Giving or receiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: And you people wonder why I don't like massages. They're normally pretty great. She also said she LOVES India and Hinduism but doesn't like the class system (her words, sure she meant caste) or Indian people. Something about Hitler and WWI too. Whack job. I never tried to correct her because I just wanted her to ####. First time ever I didn't get a little aroused from being rubbed all over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Osaurus said: Giving or receiving? Receiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Hey, nerds. Isn't baseball season just around the corner? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 wow 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lllama of Brixton Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Relajante música para gatos 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedmondLonghorn Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 42 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: Relajante música para gatos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krista4 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: wow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks64 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: wow Was wondering when you'd start posting these new doge ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroveDiesel Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 (edited) These guys are more talented at table tennis than I will ever be anything. The shot where he hits the orange ball, then the white ball, the white ball takes out all but one pin and then the orange ball takes out the last pin blows my mind. https://youtu.be/HYz73W_dufc Edited February 27, 2017 by GroveDiesel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Floppo Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said: Relajante música para gatos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Humanzee Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 On 2/25/2017 at 0:40 AM, tommyboy said: Saw these guys in Portland last summer https://youtu.be/1H75hBXvjsw I just watched a whole show on youtube trying to figure out how the guitarists stay in tune for more than a song at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Humanzee Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I've also watched this like half a dozen times in a row, so, you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 On 2/25/2017 at 9:50 AM, Limp Ditka said: ####### Juggalos, man yeah, you know, Green Bay is kinda weird that way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 watching ski jumping on Univision i always assumed winners were based on distance but apparently there are style points or something i've got nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosjobs Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I haven't talked of it for quite a while, but my movie will be premiering at the Dallas International Film Festival. The festival is Mar 30 - Apr 10 or something. I will post our screening dates as soon as I get them. Who's in? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rover Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, cosjobs said: I haven't talked of it for quite a while, but my movie will be premiering at the Dallas International Film Festival. The festival is Mar 30 - Apr 10 or something. I will post our screening dates as soon as I get them. Who's in? Interested. I threw some money at that and I've been following it. I'm also a failed screenwriter from my life before law and made a couple films that never got bought. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rover Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Stripper broke up with me by text tonight. Totally caught me by surprise because I didn't know we were still going out. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosjobs Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, the rover said: Interested. I threw some money at that and I've been following it. I'm also a failed screenwriter from my life before law and made a couple films that never got bought. I think you're referring to my friend Nena's film, Stray. Its on AMazon. (give it a watch a good review) This is about Mustang Island and Dallas will be ther world premiere. It would be really cool to see you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rover Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Ahh, didn't know there was a second project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-ish Finkle Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 "Hello, this is ping pong." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 15 hours ago, krista4 said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 12 hours ago, the rover said: Interested. I threw some money at that and I've been following it. I'm also a failed screenwriter from my life before law and made a couple films that never got bought. Me too. I thought I was promised a part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Bob Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 11 hours ago, the rover said: Ahh, didn't know there was a second project Ah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 18 hours ago, the rover said: Stripper broke up with me by text tonight. Totally caught me by surprise because I didn't know we were still going out. being blindsided like that is the worst t&p in this difficult time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Bart Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 18 hours ago, the rover said: Stripper broke up with me by text tonight. Totally caught me by surprise because I didn't know we were still going out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, Sheriff Bart said: 18 hours ago, the rover said: Stripper broke up with me by text tonight. Totally caught me by surprise because I didn't know we were still going out. Looking forward to "Project Stripper - Season 2". Not to imply there has only been one season of strippers for you. That would be insulting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krista4 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 We are having THUNDERSNOW! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, krista4 said: We are having THUNDERSNOW! I hope you are welcoming it in with AC/DC on full blast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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