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20 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

there's a form our clients use. it's full of options. you select one thing, you have to select another item from a separate dropdown that appears.

pretty simple stuff.

one of the clients uncovered a flaw that prevents selection from a specific dropdown. 

i go to the guy who designed the form.

his response "i knew this was going to happen. just because i designed and built the form, and i'm the only one who knows how it works, i have to fix the thing... even though it's not my fault, i'm responsible for it. it's working the way it's intended. i can't help that that dropdown isn't functioning. i can't fix it."

 

#urgetokillrising

(did i mention this guy is my single whiteish female?)

"COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE DROPDOWN ON ONE OF OUR CLIENT FORMS DIDN'T WORK?!  THEY'D BE ALL "Oh, Furls, we'd love to buy a gross of jellycocks from you, but your order form isn't working" AND YOU'D BE ALL "WHAT THE HOLY ####### HELL!?!" WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST THE WORST?!?! *double finger point, hops around in a circle twice, does a headspin in your office while nervously guffawing at 3,000 decibels* CAN'T YOU JUST IMAGINE!?!?"

(I just assume you're selling sex toys.  We can call this a "dramatization" if it makes you feel better or, y'know, if you're really a lawyer or something).

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3 minutes ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

 

30 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

might need a lawyer here soon

 

Still impatiently waiting on a visual of that guy.  No way he's going to live up to what I've concocted in my head, but I have to know. 

Just go take his effing picture already.

 

video, imo.

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4 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

video, imo.

Oh, I totally want video, it's just way more difficult/creepier to pull that off.

If Furls could lock down actual video of this guy going on one of his rants that would be like Christmas in March.  Especially if he did a "discount double check" move, then gave the garbage can in his office the Stone Cold Stunner (because I imagine him doing these types of things).

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46 minutes ago, krista4 said:

My friend's cat who was always emailing me died yesterday. :(

Sooo....who's going to email you now?

Too soon? (I know, I'm a horrible person.  This guy said I'm a jerk for saying that and said to let you know he is available for correspondence.)

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4 hours ago, krista4 said:

My friend's cat who was always emailing me died yesterday. :(

Why :( ?  Wasn't this insanely annoying, on the verge of neck punch levels?

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17 hours ago, GroveDiesel said:

Wait, now I'm confused. Was it the cat that died, or the friend? This has become too meta for me.

I received an email from the friend saying the cat had died.  Could have been the cat posing as the friend, though.  Hard to say at this point.

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5 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

 

25 minutes ago, krista4 said:

I received an email from the friend saying the cat had died.  Could have been the cat posing as the friend, though.  Hard to say at this point.

:lmao:

 

:lmao: 

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31 minutes ago, krista4 said:

I received an email from the friend saying the cat had died.  Could have been the cat posing as the friend, though.  Hard to say at this point.

Sorry for your loss of evolved cat or crazy friend. 

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9 minutes ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Textbook.  Cat's are the worst sorts of "people."  They would totally do this.

The only other possibility is that the cat murdered krista's friend, ate the body, and is now covering it up by emailing krista while wearing her friend's face. 

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1 hour ago, GroveDiesel said:

The only other possibility is that the cat murdered krista's friend, ate the body, and is now covering it up by emailing krista while wearing her friend's face. 

Totally consistent with what we know about feline behavior. 

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1 minute ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

I'm getting a little tired of the anti-catite rhetoric in this thread.  Thanks, Trump.

typical libtard response to a direct threat to our way of life

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