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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (17 Viewers)
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roadkill1292
Footballguy
This is truly God's work they're doing.Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
"COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE DROPDOWN ON ONE OF OUR CLIENT FORMS DIDN'T WORK?! THEY'D BE ALL "Oh, Furls, we'd love to buy a gross of jellycocks from you, but your order form isn't working" AND YOU'D BE ALL "WHAT THE HOLY ####### HELL!?!" WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST THE WORST?!?! *double finger point, hops around in a circle twice, does a headspin in your office while nervously guffawing at 3,000 decibels* CAN'T YOU JUST IMAGINE!?!?"mr. furley said:
(I just assume you're selling sex toys. We can call this a "dramatization" if it makes you feel better or, y'know, if you're really a lawyer or something).
mr. furley
Footballguy
might need a lawyer here soon
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Still impatiently waiting on a visual of that guy. No way he's going to live up to what I've concocted in my head, but I have to know.
Just go take his effing picture already.
El Floppo
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Oh, I totally want video, it's just way more difficult/creepier to pull that off.
If Furls could lock down actual video of this guy going on one of his rants that would be like Christmas in March. Especially if he did a "discount double check" move, then gave the garbage can in his office the Stone Cold Stunner (because I imagine him doing these types of things).
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Thorn
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Sooo....who's going to email you now?
Too soon? (I know, I'm a horrible person. This guy said I'm a jerk for saying that and said to let you know he is available for correspondence.)
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5-ish Finkle
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Hawks64
Footballguy
That sucks, hope your friend is doing ok. I imagine she's having a very rough time of it. :(
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
You do realize that it wasn't really the cat that was sending the annoying emails, right?
Osaurus
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Wait, now I'm confused. Was it the cat that died, or the friend? This has become too meta for me.
mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
am i wrong to assume that someone is going to setup a group email and people will be emailing k4 as the deceased cat?
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
mr. furley
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Binky The Doormat
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the rover
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Either way, I doubt dead cats use e-mail.Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
The only other possibility is that the cat murdered krista's friend, ate the body, and is now covering it up by emailing krista while wearing her friend's face.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I'm getting a little tired of the anti-catite rhetoric in this thread. Thanks, Trump.
Thorn
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
While you turkeys make jokes, real turkeys pay their respects https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--thzzrrw2--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/tdr1lcre7gdexgwh1f2j.gif
