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Just now, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

While you turkeys make jokes, real turkeys pay their respects https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--thzzrrw2--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/tdr1lcre7gdexgwh1f2j.gif

 

I thought it was more of a celebration dance on the death of the evil cat thing.

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8 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

I thought it was more of a celebration dance on the death of the evil cat thing.

It's actually stupid turkeys just doing stupid turkey ####.  

One bird circles the perceived predator to see if is really a threat.  The other morons follow the lead bird.  True story.

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3 minutes ago, Reg Lllama of Brixton said:

It's actually stupid turkeys just doing stupid turkey ####.  

One bird circles the perceived predator to see if is really a threat.  The other morons follow the lead bird.  True story.

 

Well sometimes the truth isn't very interesting.  

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50 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

I was busy. I started my work day by stumbling across a surgery that was performed on 4/22/15 and never billed to anybody. :wall:

Probably just a doc trying to sneak a free boob job to his mistress through the system

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21 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

New tour, not coming around Little Rock so far ...not sure I am traveling.  Maybe Memphis?

Just looked and it's mostly the NE with a couple of FLA & upper MW dates. I guess the STL show would be the closest to you

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1 minute ago, Binky The Doormat said:

Yeah, if he comes around BAL ...maybe we can blow it up.  

That was my thinking, too. I'm actually in VA these days, but anywhere in the DC/MD/VA area would be doable. 

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Wife headed down the Gorge for an overnight girls' trip.  Just me and the party of five.  K-Man is going to watch the twins for a couple of hours so I can watch Coop play hoops double-header today.  In exchange, I told him I'd make anything he wants for dinner.  He chose meatball subs.  He has chosen wisely.  Made 50 of them last night and the red sauce too.  Dinner will be easy and terrific tonight. And that's good, because it will probably be my last.  These twins are the bane of my existence.  

Congrats again on the new baby, Strike!

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9 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

Wife headed down the Gorge for an overnight girls' trip.  Just me and the party of five.  K-Man is going to watch the twins for a couple of hours so I can watch Coop play hoops double-header today.  In exchange, I told him I'd make anything he wants for dinner.  He chose meatball subs.  He has chosen wisely.  Made 50 of them last night and the red sauce too.  Dinner will be easy and terrific tonight. And that's good, because it will probably be my last.  These twins are the bane of my existence.  

Congrats again on the new baby, Strike!

Balls of meat recipe?

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3 minutes ago, krista4 said:

I'm texting with my 73-year-old mom to instruct her how to use Lyft for the first time.  This should go well.

This is the same woman who, earlier this week, sent me an email addressed to herself and me and asked me to reply to say I got it, in order to confirm she had figured out how to do a group email.

My mom is really smart, but a little GM-ish on technology.

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5 minutes ago, krista4 said:

I'm texting with my 73-year-old mom to instruct her how to use Lyft for the first time.  This should go well.

This is the same woman who, earlier this week, sent me an email addressed to herself and me and asked me to reply to say I got it, in order to confirm she had figured out how to do a group email.

My mom is really smart, but a little GM-ish on technology.

 

Think I might have better luck getting my friend's dead cat to use Lyft successfully.

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