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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (21 Viewers)
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General Malaise
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Give #1 a whirl some time. She was the starlette who caught the admiration of Ted Cruz on Twitter recently. About the only thing me and Ted have in common.
otb_lifer
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
My sister lives on FB and comments on local news stories constantly. She won't think twice about arguing with complete strangers on the local news station's feed. I'd really like it if she got married again and changed her last name because now her comments are being read on the air. "Hey man, isn't that your sister?"
That's where we are as a society; local newscasters reading tweets on the air. Dan Rather must be rolling over in his grave.
otb_lifer
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McJose
Footballguy
tommyboy
Footballguy
to be fair, their business model is a bit antiquated.My sister lives on FB and comments on local news stories constantly. She won't think twice about arguing with complete strangers on the local news station's feed. I'd really like it if she got married again and changed her last name because now her comments are being read on the air. "Hey man, isn't that your sister?"
That's where we are as a society; local newscasters reading tweets on the air. Dan Rather must be rolling over in his grave.
its like playing golf with a mashie and niblick
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
otb_lifer
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
berndog
Footballguy
otb_lifer
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I didn't do a deep dive, but there's a distinct possibility that I put my underwear on backwards this morning.
mr. furley
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Well I deuced right after lunch, so really no need for investigation there.
Just went to pee and had a bit of trouble finding me way out of the boxers. Ended up pulling it out of a leg hole because I'm a busy man
tommyboy
Footballguy
that why i quit wearing boxers, always thought that was the poop hole and couldn't figure out why my undies smelled like #### all the time
Ignoramus
Footballguy
How would that tell you anything? You dont put your weiner through that stupid slot, do you?
cosjobs
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cosjobs
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Yep. I really pull off the "peeing like a four-year-old" when people get a glimpse of my tiny pecker.
heckmanm
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tommyboy
Footballguy
This reminds me of an old GM story https://ithacavoice.com/2018/02/cornell-fraternity-disciplined-placing-cruel-sexual-bets-unsuspecting-women/
mr. furley
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
McJose
Footballguy
A man and a goose are best friends. They do everything together. One day the man says to the goose, "Let's go see a movie." The goose agrees, and they both make their way to the movie theater. Upon arrival the woman at the ticket counter says, "I'm sorry sir, you cannot bring your pet into the movie theater." The man protests that the goose is his best friend and that they do everything together, but the woman at the counter will not sell him a ticket. Dejected, the man and his friend goose leave. A block from the movie theater the man has a stroke of genius, he decides to place the goose in his pants, buy one ticket, and go to see the show. He places the goose in his pants, goes back to the theater, the woman at the counter asks him if he took the goose home, he lies and says he left him at home. Once they get inside of the theater the movie has already started and there is but one seat left next to an old man and woman. The man sits down next to the old man, and realizing he cannot let the goose out on to a seat since the theater is at capacity, he unzips his fly so the goose can stick his neck out and watch the movie. Toward the middle of the movie, the old woman leans over to her husband and says, "These theaters are not what they used to be. Look at that couple over there, they're not even watching the movie, they're just kissing. And those teenagers over there are texting instead of enjoying the show." The old man leans toward the old woman, while gesturing his thumb back toward the man and his goose and says, "You think that's bad! This guy's **** is eating my popcorn!"
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
RC94
Footballguy
The next test of lazy - you get tired of rolling the portable dishwasher over and connecting it to the sink. How long do you let the dirty dishes and glasses, etc. pile up before you give in and connect and load the dishwasher (or get someone else to do it)?
