RC94 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, mr. furley said: 3rd day in a row dealing with a lady who is arguing that, no, she does not need to fill out the paperwork completely or correctly and she absolutely will not change anything about what she has submitted.. but expects her request to be taken care of in the way that she thinks my team should be able to instinctively understand, apparently. this isn't a semantic matter. or an issue where someone just needs to be a little less rigid. there's wrong and missing information that is absolutely required to complete the process. it's not our fault you're being totally unreasonable and illogical... and no amount of temper tantrum is going to force them to process your paperwork. filling out the missing info would take.... 30 seconds? but, yes, by all means.. let's drag this out another day for absolutely no reason and you can keep making empty threats. Tell her that you have been working to develop your mind reading skills, but they aren't mature enough yet to work properly. Maybe in a year or so your mind reading skills will be developed enough to understand what the missing info is supposed to say, but until then you can't help her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 hours ago, mr. furley said: 3rd day in a row dealing with a lady who is arguing that, no, she does not need to fill out the paperwork completely or correctly and she absolutely will not change anything about what she has submitted.. but expects her request to be taken care of in the way that she thinks my team should be able to instinctively understand, apparently. this isn't a semantic matter. or an issue where someone just needs to be a little less rigid. there's wrong and missing information that is absolutely required to complete the process. it's not our fault you're being totally unreasonable and illogical... and no amount of temper tantrum is going to force them to process your paperwork. filling out the missing info would take.... 30 seconds? but, yes, by all means.. let's drag this out another day for absolutely no reason and you can keep making empty threats. Glad to hear you don't have a problem with Jews. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, McJose said: Glad to hear you don't have a problem with Jews. wait... Hungarian or Belorussian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, mr. furley said: wait... Hungarian or Belorussian? Skokie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, McJose said: Skokie the wurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Ford Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, McJose said: Skokie No reason to slut-shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Ford Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 17 hours ago, RC94 said: Pastrami spring rolls with mustard sweet chili sauce. I think my wife has that Danielle Steele novel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Who doesn't like this joke? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, mr. furley said: the wurst We're covering the section on Irish/German immigration. I explained that America is a nation of immigrants. And that at some point in time, their ancestors came from somewhere else. One of the questions on the sheet my students are doing asks them to write where their ancestors came from (if they know). 10 minutes ago: kid writes down "german, french, native american, pennsylvania, wisconsin" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, McJose said: 10 minutes ago: kid writes down "german, french, native american, pennsylvania, wisconsin" this part is what makes the rest of the answer believable 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, McJose said: did you just call the Jim Rome show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 18 minutes ago, mr. furley said: did you just call the Jim Rome show? Is that still on the air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, McJose said: Is that still on the air? rack him 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, mr. furley said: rack him Epic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas The Skank Engine Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Let's go to Tanner in Oildale 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Thomas The Skank Engine said: Let's go to Tanner in Oildale Bakersneck 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, mr. furley said: this part is what makes the rest of the answer believable You'll like this too. At the end of the year we have a bunch of service organizations that give out awards to deserving students. Kiwanis, Optimists, Elks, etc. This is about the time of year where we have to nominate kids for said awards. One of the groups is Alpha Kappa Alpha. Each year they award a small scholarship to one of our female, African-American students (which at my school means that if you are a black girl you've got about a 1-out of-8 chance of winning that award). One of my students came in late just now because the principal was talking to her about "something called 'The Alpaca' award". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, General Malaise said: I don't think he ever had a smack-talk name for Bakersfield. I remember Fresno = Fresneck, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosoxs45 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 There's literally less than 200 people at this white sox-rays game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosoxs45 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Should I make a sign to promote FBG? I am in town visiting a friend. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Lambskin Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, McJose said: We're covering the section on Irish/German immigration. I explained that America is a nation of immigrants. And that at some point in time, their ancestors came from somewhere else. One of the questions on the sheet my students are doing asks them to write where their ancestors came from (if they know). 10 minutes ago: kid writes down "german, french, native american, pennsylvania, wisconsin" Probably looking at the future mayor of Oildale 10 minutes ago, McJose said: I don't think he ever had a smack-talk name for Bakersfield. I remember Fresno = Fresneck, though. Patty in Modesto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuke Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, bosoxs45 said: Should I make a sign to promote FBG? I am in town visiting a friend. "Free Chemical X" is my go to sporting event sign. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 24 minutes ago, McJose said: I don't think he ever had a smack-talk name for Bakersfield. I remember Fresno = Fresneck, though. he just calls it Bako 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'd like the good hands of Allstate to promptly go and strangle itself. What a horse#### company to deal with. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, bosoxs45 said: There's literally less than 200 people at this white sox-rays game. Improvement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osaurus Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 46 minutes ago, Epic Problem said: I'd like the good hands of Allstate to promptly go and strangle itself. What a horse#### company to deal with. Dropped them after they raised my rates $400 for no reason whatsoever (other than greed). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevzilla Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Osaurus said: 1 hour ago, bosoxs45 said: There's literally less than 200 people at this white sox-rays game. Improvement The fans are coming out in drove. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Son of Dad @Steven37366100 9h9 hours ago Her: I love your cologne. What is it? Me: Icy Hot 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rover Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Epic Problem said: I'd like the good hands of Allstate to promptly go and strangle itself. What a horse#### company to deal with. Huh. Why? I have them and have never had an issue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks64 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Epic Problem said: I'd like the good hands of Allstate to promptly go and strangle itself. What a horse#### company to deal with. So odd, I have them and my wife hit something that flew off the bed of a semi and ripped a hole in the oil pan. 7.5 hours from home. Allstate filed and paid the claim in less than 12 hours and it fell under comprehensive. My agent was great through the experience and helped out tremendously. Also, they paid the tow claim in less than 24 hours once we filed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks64 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 25 minutes ago, the rover said: Huh. Why? I have them and have never had an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosjobs Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) I just ordered the new state Astros personalized license plates. For my car I got TUVE, my wife got CRREA Edited April 10, 2018 by cosjobs 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmojo1006 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I am in Buffalo Wild Wings and I swear the guy from "Glory Days" is sitting next to me. Must be in his 50's and was bragging about a record he still has from HS football 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky The Doormat Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, badmojo1006 said: I am in Buffalo Wild Wings and I swear the guy from "Glory Days" is sitting next to me. Must be in his 50's and was bragging about a record he still has from HS football Al Bundy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Lambskin Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Anyone want a 5 year old? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Cross species reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 23 hours ago, cosjobs said: I just ordered the new state Astros personalized license plates. For my car I got TUVE, my wife got CRREA SPRNGR down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosjobs Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said: SPRNGR down? Five letter max and face it, he's #3 and that's if we're not counting pitchers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Awesome line comes in the last 10 secs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosjobs Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 9:57 PM, cosjobs said: I just ordered the new state Astros personalized license plates. For my car I got TUVE, my wife got CRREA This is a pretty big deal for me. I've never owned vanity plates. If feel like I've finally made it. And XPRDCR is too difficult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosjobs Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, McJose said: Awesome line comes in the last 10 secs I'm not waiting 1:10 for the shenanigans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJose Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, cosjobs said: I'm not waiting 1:10 for the shenanigans https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2CEvutpER8c&t=1m10s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuke Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 29 minutes ago, McJose said: Awesome line comes in the last 10 secs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 7:28 PM, Hawks64 said: So odd, I have them and my wife hit something that flew off the bed of a semi and ripped a hole in the oil pan. 7.5 hours from home. Allstate filed and paid the claim in less than 12 hours and it fell under comprehensive. My agent was great through the experience and helped out tremendously. Also, they paid the tow claim in less than 24 hours once we filed that. Sounds like the appropriate level of mayhem. He probably just had a normal claim. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) On 4/9/2018 at 2:44 PM, Osaurus said: Dropped them after they raised my rates $400 for no reason whatsoever (other than greed). Don't be ridiculous. They had to make up for a blackhawks fan's wife's oilpan claim. Edited April 11, 2018 by Bob Sacamano Wine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krista4 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said: Don't be ridiculous. They had to make up for a blackhawks fan's wife's oilpan claim. Always a fan of the "wine" edit. Edited April 11, 2018 by krista4 Could explain 90% of my posts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 7 hours ago, McJose said: Awesome line comes in the last 10 secs Early on it sounds like he's doing a Mayor Quimby impersonation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UOFI_316 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 14 hours ago, Dan Lambskin said: Anyone want a 5 year old? Looks like your couch already solved the problem. Where can I buy a child eating couch, I have a few I would like to get rid of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Lambskin Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, UOFI_316 said: Looks like your couch already solved the problem. Where can I buy a child eating couch, I have a few I would like to get rid of. Surprisingly once you start videotaping they shape up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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