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3rd day in a row dealing with a lady who is arguing that, no, she does not need to fill out the paperwork completely or correctly and she absolutely will not change anything about what she has submitted.. but expects her request to be taken care of in the way that she thinks my team should be able to instinctively understand, apparently.

this isn't a semantic matter. or an issue where someone just needs to be a little less rigid. there's wrong and missing information that is absolutely required to complete the process. it's not our fault you're being totally unreasonable and illogical... and no amount of temper tantrum is going to force them to process your paperwork.

filling out the missing info would take.... 30 seconds? but, yes, by all means.. let's drag this out another day for absolutely no reason and you can keep making empty threats.
Tell her that you have been working to develop your mind reading skills, but they aren't mature enough yet to work properly.  Maybe in a year or so your mind reading skills will be developed enough to understand what the missing info is supposed to say, but until then you can't help her.

 
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3rd day in a row dealing with a lady who is arguing that, no, she does not need to fill out the paperwork completely or correctly and she absolutely will not change anything about what she has submitted.. but expects her request to be taken care of in the way that she thinks my team should be able to instinctively understand, apparently.

this isn't a semantic matter. or an issue where someone just needs to be a little less rigid. there's wrong and missing information that is absolutely required to complete the process. it's not our fault you're being totally unreasonable and illogical... and no amount of temper tantrum is going to force them to process your paperwork.

filling out the missing info would take.... 30 seconds? but, yes, by all means.. let's drag this out another day for absolutely no reason and you can keep making empty threats.
Glad to hear you don't have a problem with Jews.

 
the wurst
We're covering the section on Irish/German immigration.  I explained that America is a nation of immigrants.  And that at some point in time, their ancestors came from somewhere else.  One of the questions on the sheet my students are doing asks them to write where their ancestors came from (if they know).   

10 minutes ago:  kid writes down "german, french, native american, pennsylvania, wisconsin"

 
this part is what makes the rest of the answer believable 
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At the end of the year we have a bunch of service organizations that give out awards to deserving students.  Kiwanis, Optimists, Elks, etc.  This is about the time of year where we have to nominate kids for said awards.

One of the groups is Alpha Kappa Alpha.  Each year they award a small scholarship to one of our female, African-American students (which at my school means that if you are a black girl you've got about a 1-out of-8 chance of winning that award).  

One of my students came in late just now because the principal was talking to her about "something called 'The Alpaca' award".  

 
We're covering the section on Irish/German immigration.  I explained that America is a nation of immigrants.  And that at some point in time, their ancestors came from somewhere else.  One of the questions on the sheet my students are doing asks them to write where their ancestors came from (if they know).   

10 minutes ago:  kid writes down "german, french, native american, pennsylvania, wisconsin"
Probably looking at the future mayor of Oildale

I don't think he ever had a smack-talk name for Bakersfield.  I remember Fresno = Fresneck, though.
Patty in Modesto 

 
I'd like the good hands of Allstate to promptly go and strangle itself. What a horse#### company to deal with.
So odd, I have them and my wife hit something that flew off the bed of a semi and ripped a hole in the oil pan. 7.5 hours from home. Allstate filed and paid the claim in less than 12 hours and it fell under comprehensive. My agent was great through the experience and helped out tremendously. Also, they paid the tow claim in less than 24 hours once we filed that.

 
I just ordered the new state Astros personalized license plates. For my car I got TUVE, my wife got CRREA

 
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I am in Buffalo Wild Wings and I swear the guy from "Glory Days" is sitting next to me.

Must be in his 50's and was bragging about a record he still has from HS football

 
So odd, I have them and my wife hit something that flew off the bed of a semi and ripped a hole in the oil pan. 7.5 hours from home. Allstate filed and paid the claim in less than 12 hours and it fell under comprehensive. My agent was great through the experience and helped out tremendously. Also, they paid the tow claim in less than 24 hours once we filed that.
Sounds like the appropriate level of mayhem. He probably just had a normal claim. 

 

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