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And my wife just had to walk away in a laughing fit because the girl in front of us dancing like she has to pee while she’s waiting in line at the methadone clinic

 
Ordered my sixth and final Captain and diet, and my girl brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. She loves me, in a way that doesn't involve any sort of touching. 

 
kevzilla said:
Ordered my sixth and final Captain and diet, and my girl brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. She loves me, in a way that doesn't involve any sort of touching. 
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I have a buddy who’s, well not an alcoholic but drinks a lot, anyway, Rumple Minze is his ####### kryptonite.  Like 15 beers and 10 shots outing, still functional. Couple shots of Rumole Minze he’s white girl wasted

 
if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."
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Dog Police is an awesome song and video. 

 
mr. furley said:
if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals
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What kind of name is that?

Was she in Tanner's class?

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."
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i just realized that if you come over to the house, i can introduce you to shelby! :pickle:   

 
mr. furley said:
if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals
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Just looked her up...... I'm in..... errr should I say, "I'm out!"

 
mr. furley said:
if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals
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She's apparently dating Casey Affleck, so this seems unlikely.

 
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