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HELLO FROM REHAB!!!!   Not sure if anything's been shared but Sunday dinner at my parents' a couple weeks ago was in fact an elaborate ruse to stage an intervention.  Actually it wasn't very

Everybody take a minute tonight (or today) to raise a glass to HeckDad.  My sister just called to tell me that he passed away at home.  Don't have details other than he fell, but he was 94 with a bad

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16 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

heckmanm - so your eyes are so bad you can't read the screen?  No glasses?  Can't be corrected?  

I can read just fine.  Still doesn't make the "next" button appear any faster. I felt like the rabbit at the DMV in Zootopia.

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And my wife just had to walk away in a laughing fit because the girl in front of us dancing like she has to pee while she’s waiting in line at the methadone clinic

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30 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

Ordered my sixth and final Captain and diet, and my girl brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. She loves me, in a way that doesn't involve any sort of touching. 

I have a buddy who’s, well not an alcoholic but drinks a lot, anyway, Rumple Minze is his ####### kryptonite.  Like 15 beers and 10 shots outing, still functional. Couple shots of Rumole Minze he’s white girl wasted

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3 hours ago, IMAX 3D said:

Also Cotten Eye Joe may be the worst song ever created

Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

 

54 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

Tryouts no to heat up some some leftover Doritos tacos from yes Ersay

oven takning way to long

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."

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if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

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18 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

 

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."

Dog Police is an awesome song and video. 

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2 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

What kind of name is that?

Was she in Tanner's class?

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2 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

Had to look her up.

Her IMDB page hurt my eyes.

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18 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

 

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."

i just realized that if you come over to the house, i can introduce you to shelby! :pickle:  

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3 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

Just looked her up...... I'm in..... errr should I say, "I'm out!"

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1 hour ago, Officer Pete Malloy said:

She’s been on a lot of really bad shows.

ah, my wife and kids watch Supergirl. only place i've ever seen her.

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23 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

She's apparently dating Casey Affleck, so this seems unlikely.

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50 minutes ago, eoMMan said:

Are you under the assumption that this man is wearing a disguise in these pictures and underneath it there's a chance that he looks like GM?

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