GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

[Binky The Doormat 13,101]

1 minute ago, Uruk-Hai said:

Hand off complete. I'm in.

My brother and I went in on splitting a hog (not a euphemism) and I'm heading to Maryland in a few to pick up my share.

 

no, I'm done.

[DA RAIDERS 5,026]

6 hours ago, cosjobs said:

Looks like I have plans

makes sense @mr. furley liked this.  f'er couldn't be bothered when i went to GB

[Osaurus 9,392]

No phone charger recommendations, but I did come across a sweet portable wood burning (pellet) pizza oven.  Might be worth the weight.

[El Floppo 30,147]

@krista4 check out at my google. No idea about any of those. The kids and wife are scared of naychah... Other than the beach. And we're going to rock rock Rockaway beach today because it's stinking hot.

 

[heckmanm 4,520]

16 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

heckmanm - so your eyes are so bad you can't read the screen?  No glasses?  Can't be corrected?  

I can read just fine.  Still doesn't make the "next" button appear any faster. I felt like the rabbit at the DMV in Zootopia.

[heckmanm 4,520]

1 hour ago, El Floppo said:

@krista4 check out at my google. No idea about any of those. The kids and wife are scared of naychah... Other than the beach. And we're going to rock rock Rockaway beach today because it's stinking hot.

 

Between noon and 2 EDT I assume? Or after 4?

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

I think we’re going to see some cover band that plays 90’s pop songs tonight 

[RC94 2,125]

6 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

I think we’re going to see some cover band that plays 90’s pop songs tonight 

Sorry to hear that.  You have my best wishes

[badmojo1006 6,164]

Old Movie Stars dancing to "Uptown Funk"

[Epic Problem 2,778]

Hippling this a bit, but I find very few things more depressing than hotel bars. Really dislike drinking in them. 

[mr. furley 12,767]

17 hours ago, Henry Ford said:

Kinda forward. 

assume the sale

[mr. furley 12,767]

how has one of you pinball wizards not written a parody song titled "Brohans" for the old @SWCer set to the tune of Niall Horan's "Slow Hands"?

 

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

I forgot how fat Carnie Wilson was

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

Also Cotten Eye Joe may be the worst song ever created

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

And my wife just had to walk away in a laughing fit because the girl in front of us dancing like she has to pee while she’s waiting in line at the methadone clinic

[kevzilla 8,351]

I'm at the bar. This little hippie and his power trio are all over "Purple Rain" like a pit bull on a bacon-wrapped child.

[kevzilla 8,351]

Ordered my sixth and final Captain and diet, and my girl brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. She loves me, in a way that doesn't involve any sort of touching. 

[krista4 27,031]

28 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

She loves me, in a way that doesn't involve any sort of touching. 

You married her?

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

30 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

Ordered my sixth and final Captain and diet, and my girl brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. She loves me, in a way that doesn't involve any sort of touching. 

I have a buddy who’s, well not an alcoholic but drinks a lot, anyway, Rumple Minze is his ####### kryptonite.  Like 15 beers and 10 shots outing, still functional. Couple shots of Rumole Minze he’s white girl wasted

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

Tryouts no to heat up some some leftover Doritos tacos from yes Ersay

oven takning way to long

[shuke 23,081]

7 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

Tryouts no to heat up some some leftover Doritos tacos from yes Ersay

oven takning way to long

OK

[5-ish Finkle 3,398]

3 hours ago, IMAX 3D said:

Also Cotten Eye Joe may be the worst song ever created

Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

 

54 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

Tryouts no to heat up some some leftover Doritos tacos from yes Ersay

oven takning way to long

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."

[Binky The Doormat 13,101]

3 hours ago, krista4 said:

You married her?

boom.

[mr. furley 12,767]

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

[shuke 23,081]

18 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

 

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."

Dog Police is an awesome song and video. 

[eoMMan 5,762]

2 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

What kind of name is that?

Was she in Tanner's class?

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

2 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

Had to look her up.

Her IMDB page hurt my eyes.

[DA RAIDERS 5,026]

18 hours ago, 5-ish Finkle said:

Dog Police, bruh.  Nothin' can knock that from its perch at #1. (Cotton-Eye Joe is horrible, though)

 

"Go home, Shelby, you're drunk."

i just realized that if you come over to the house, i can introduce you to shelby!   

[mr. furley 12,767]

37 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said:

Had to look her up.

Her IMDB page hurt my eyes.

because you couldn't blink?

help me out here

[Mr.Pack 2,619]

3 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

Just looked her up...... I'm in..... errr should I say, "I'm out!"

[mr. furley 12,767]

the Bridge is over, the Bridge is over

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

33 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

because you couldn't blink?

help me out here

She’s been on a lot of really bad shows.

[mr. furley 12,767]

1 hour ago, Officer Pete Malloy said:

She’s been on a lot of really bad shows.

ah, my wife and kids watch Supergirl. only place i've ever seen her.

[badmojo1006 6,164]

On 6/30/2018 at 7:21 PM, IMAX 3D said:

Also Cotten Eye Joe may be the worst song ever created

No, It's a small world

[mr. furley 12,767]

dads with young kids will appreciate this

since the search function died at some point in the last couple months

[Bob Sacamano 10,357]

23 hours ago, mr. furley said:

if i were a chauvinist pig with a one track mind i might be inclined to suggest that Floriana Lima is the hottest woman on the planet today

but since i'm not i won't be sharing any links to pics of her

you animals

She's apparently dating Casey Affleck, so this seems unlikely.

[mr. furley 12,767]

28 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

She's apparently dating Casey Affleck, so this seems unlikely.

the Affleck's make the world go round

[Bob Sacamano 10,357]

Hey Afflecks, chinga tu madre

[Bob Sacamano 10,357]

furley definitely my least favorite Affleck brother

[mr. furley 12,767]

11 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

furley definitely my least favorite Affleck brother

that's fair

[Binky The Doormat 13,101]

I did not know that GM's older brother was a soccer hoodlum. 

 

[Stoneys 263]

6 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

I did not know that GM's older brother was a soccer hoodlum. 

 

Too much pigment

[eoMMan 5,762]

Is GM running for governor in Florida?

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[Bob Sacamano 10,357]

36 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

I did not know that GM's older brother was a soccer hoodlum. 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

At older

[Epic Problem 2,778]

50 minutes ago, eoMMan said:

Is GM running for governor in Florida?

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Are you under the assumption that this man is wearing a disguise in these pictures and underneath it there's a chance that he looks like GM?

[mr. furley 12,767]

grandma is a low key turncoat

[eoMMan 5,762]

2 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

grandma is a low key turncoat

1, 2, 3

[mr. furley 12,767]

oh, look, he walked on water.. big ####### deal, said New Yorkers

@El Floppo

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

5 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

grandma is a low key turncoat

It’s Treason, then

[5-ish Finkle 3,398]

37 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

oh, look, he walked on water.. big ####### deal, said New Yorkers

@El Floppo

"Wake me up when he falls asleep and a rat climbs up his leg to chew his face off." *flips scarf rakishly over one shoulder*

Edited July 3, 2018 by 5-ish Finkle