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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
I know that I was a naive kid, but I just can't even fathom where a typical 13 year old gets exposed to and access to heroin. Just horrible.
-fish-
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
jesus. how much older?
and sorry to go into details, but did she smoke it, shoot it? my daughter's 12 and i can't even remotely wrap my head around this.
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the rover
Footballguy
He's like 15. Was talking with the daughter of another friend who knows all these kids and went to their private school. The brother was kicked out for using drugs; the 13 year old girl was kicked out for selling them.
No details on method of ingestion.
El Floppo
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
The mom is a piece of work. She lives in a house that's probably $700,000. No husband. Her married boss pays for her house, pays all of her bills and keeps her as a side piece.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
so, rich white kids? this is my f'ing nightmare. down here, opiod pills are so prevalent, it's crazy.
the rover
Footballguy
yep, bored rich white kids. there is a tremendous amount of heroin, cocaine and pills in the high schools here. we have two high schools in our district: one is nothing but rich white kids; the other is a little more diverse. My daughter goes to the slightly more diverse/less entitled school.
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El Floppo
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
I know everyone else is focused on the other kid and the drugs and for good reason but i'm sorry your relationship ended that way. That would be hard to bounce back from. It sucks that being a good dad impacted your life like that but i am proud of you for having your priorities right.
-fish-
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
I'm so sorry. I did not intend to offend EL flop, but you have to admit, that's a helluva good looking cat.
El Floppo
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
So we're coming up on the Holidays, I guess. All the local markets have pork on sale for the mexicans.
I bought four pork sirloin roasts and a picnic.
Cooked 'em up right with a few lbs of chicken liver, celery and onion.
Boned the pork (woohoo) and now separated to make a big pot of posole and 10-15 ft. of boudain.
Various bowls / pots have some combination of bell, anaheim, serrano and jalepenos peppers.'
Ten big cloves of garlic, paprika, lots and lots of fresh black pepper. yellow onion, fresh oregano, thyme and lots of parsley.
Nine cups of rice, pork and liver broth as needed to moisten.
Wife has the casings rinsed and threaded on the funnel, so we're ready to start stuffing, then a ten minute poach.
Then I'll finish up the posole with a half dozen roasted anaheims five lbs of hominy, five lbs of pork and a bunch of cilantro and pico de gallo for tomorrow.
I bought four pork sirloin roasts and a picnic.
Cooked 'em up right with a few lbs of chicken liver, celery and onion.
Boned the pork (woohoo) and now separated to make a big pot of posole and 10-15 ft. of boudain.
Various bowls / pots have some combination of bell, anaheim, serrano and jalepenos peppers.'
Ten big cloves of garlic, paprika, lots and lots of fresh black pepper. yellow onion, fresh oregano, thyme and lots of parsley.
Nine cups of rice, pork and liver broth as needed to moisten.
Wife has the casings rinsed and threaded on the funnel, so we're ready to start stuffing, then a ten minute poach.
Then I'll finish up the posole with a half dozen roasted anaheims five lbs of hominy, five lbs of pork and a bunch of cilantro and pico de gallo for tomorrow.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
No, its on sale because of the Mexicans. Its the kick-off of tamale making season.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Tamale season, huh? Do you need, like, a license for that?
Cuz for a skinny dude, I can eat the HELL out of some tamales.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Not a tamale fan. Posole and Boudain are more to my taste. But they use the same pork cuts, so thanks, Mexicans.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
I planned to make Pepperoni tomorrow, but unsure I've figured out where to cure it. Otherwise I'll make some cured with beef, that does not need temp/humidity control
I also picked up a brisket to start corning for Pastrami next weekend. Last batch was phenomenal. I may need the excess fat for tomorrow's sausage.
Not happy ewith how Boudain is turning out. The grind plate was too small and I do not like the texture. Plus I ####ed up using short grain rice. Also, the meat grinder HATES scallions. It'll be a lot better next time. THe flavors were spot on, but will probably vac seal and save most for stuffing- pork chops, mushrooms, etc. Its really more like a real French Boudin. The texture is roo creamy for Cajun style
I also picked up a brisket to start corning for Pastrami next weekend. Last batch was phenomenal. I may need the excess fat for tomorrow's sausage.
Not happy ewith how Boudain is turning out. The grind plate was too small and I do not like the texture. Plus I ####ed up using short grain rice. Also, the meat grinder HATES scallions. It'll be a lot better next time. THe flavors were spot on, but will probably vac seal and save most for stuffing- pork chops, mushrooms, etc. Its really more like a real French Boudin. The texture is roo creamy for Cajun style
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Crossed over into the badlands (wisconsin) today and decided to check out the liquor store. So many beers we don't have here. There are some nice things about living less than five minutes from the border. Plus I'm closer to stryker!
heckmanm
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Anyone else want some of Cos’ sausage? 
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Joe @sandjoeman 26 Dec 2016
The last memory of my father will always be at the zoo, when he took his pants off and yelled, "watch me #### this bear."
The last memory of my father will always be at the zoo, when he took his pants off and yelled, "watch me #### this bear."
mr. furley
Footballguy
heckmanm
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
I miss that stuffIf I could have New Glarus with a 5-minute drive I might not drink anything else
heckmanm
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
i thought we were in the trust tree?
eta: this ####ing forum. shouldn't take 4 different attempts to submit a reply.
eta: this ####ing forum. shouldn't take 4 different attempts to submit a reply.
strykerpks
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
haven't had a beer in 2 weeks. stupid antibiotics.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Iirc, the two go hand in hand pretty well.
Although...might be why I don't recall correctly.
kevzilla
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Speaking of antibiotics....
Got a good buddy/fraternity brother who lives in Lafayette, Louisiana and is the kind of guy who - if he didn't have bad luck - wouldn't have any luck at all. House was flooded and destroyed in Katrina, flight attendant wife cheated on him, he gave her a 2nd chance, she said "nahhhh" and left him, numerous incidents in college that were just.....things that happened to Ed.
He lives alone now and I guess it was raining pretty hard over the weekend. Sunday morning, he is jolted awake by a huge *CRASH*. An enormous raccoon, living in his attic, fell through his ceiling, landed on Ed and proceeded to attack him. Ripped off part of his ear lobe, bit his hands, ripped up his neck. I can't imagine worse ways to wake up that don't involve a prison gang or snakes. He ran around the house shutting all the doors, tried to triage his wounds, then grabbed leather work gloves and a broom and engaged in mortal combat with this wild garbage panda. He was finally able to coax him out of the open front door, then raced off to the ER where he got stitched up and received rabies shots, which, he said, hurt worse than any of the wounds.
Poor Ed....
Got a good buddy/fraternity brother who lives in Lafayette, Louisiana and is the kind of guy who - if he didn't have bad luck - wouldn't have any luck at all. House was flooded and destroyed in Katrina, flight attendant wife cheated on him, he gave her a 2nd chance, she said "nahhhh" and left him, numerous incidents in college that were just.....things that happened to Ed.
He lives alone now and I guess it was raining pretty hard over the weekend. Sunday morning, he is jolted awake by a huge *CRASH*. An enormous raccoon, living in his attic, fell through his ceiling, landed on Ed and proceeded to attack him. Ripped off part of his ear lobe, bit his hands, ripped up his neck. I can't imagine worse ways to wake up that don't involve a prison gang or snakes. He ran around the house shutting all the doors, tried to triage his wounds, then grabbed leather work gloves and a broom and engaged in mortal combat with this wild garbage panda. He was finally able to coax him out of the open front door, then raced off to the ER where he got stitched up and received rabies shots, which, he said, hurt worse than any of the wounds.
Poor Ed....
Epic Problem
Footballguy
Horrifying.
El Floppo
Footballguy
holy hell. I'm ok to laugh at this, right? going to hell, bad person, yadayada... fine. and is ed, john bender? this might explain a couple of things.
General Malaise
Footballguy
"Coax him out of the open front door"?
I think he should have made raccoon stew or something. Maybe he could have PMed cos for a raccoon taco recipe.
