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Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.

 
Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.
I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays.

 
Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.
I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays.
How far would you stumble for some not so great bosoms?

 
Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.
I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays.
How far would you stumble for some not so great bosoms?
Upstairs

 
Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.
I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays.
How far would you stumble for some not so great bosoms?
Upstairs
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.
I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays.
How far would you stumble for some not so great bosoms?
Upstairs
Heeeyyyyooooooo!

(fortunately the wife has a pretty nice rack)

 
:lol: at going to the titter on Mother's Day

I've always wanted to go on Fathers Day...gotta imagine the daddy issues come out in full force
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:lmao:

Man, I live within walking distance to a TON of cool stuff but no tittie bars (that I am aware of).
There's actually 3 that I can walk to. At least I'm getting my exercise.
How far of a walk are we talking here? Normal person walking distance or SLB walking distance?
Little over a mile for all three. Maybe two miles tops to one of them. I was in no shape to drive. I really wasn't in any shape to be walking, frankly.
I might walk a couple of miles to see some fine tittays.
How far would you stumble for some not so great bosoms?
Upstairs
:lmao:

 
Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!
Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice?
I think I do.

My sister took my boys Friday night so I had a whole night all to myself. And what did I do? I made a big old batch of Judge Smail's Legendary Chili, only I tweaked and perfected the recipe and made the best batch ever. Had a few beers, nothing crazy. I'm just an ordinary average guy these days.

Soccer on Saturday was fun. Team notched a 1-1 tie, so we remain undefeated this spring. :flex:

Poker party Saturday night was fun. Had about 15-20 people over, served up my chili, cooked sausages from Otto's and drank perhaps the best keg of beer I've ever had - Ft. George Beta IPA. Deeeeeeeeelicious. Weather was perfect. 10 people stayed for poker, I came in 4th. Really cool night.

Yesterday, I woke up at 10am, cleaned the house and since my boys were with their mom, I decided to drive up to Vancouver, WA, buy some legal green then continue north to the casino. Played a little BJ, won $100, came home, enjoyed some smoke, kegged beer and then took an evening stroll......

to the nudy bar. Which was deader than dead on a Sunday. Had a beer, didn't really enjoy the one dancer dancing and took a stroll back home.

TA DA!
Man, I really need to move to Portland.Brother had a kid this past weekend. I'll probably be up to visit sometime soon. I imagine with a baby it may be tougher for him to get out, hopefully GM is free to get me drunk and leave me with a stripper one night.

 
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Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!
Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice?
I think I do.

My sister took my boys Friday night so I had a whole night all to myself. And what did I do? I made a big old batch of Judge Smail's Legendary Chili, only I tweaked and perfected the recipe and made the best batch ever. Had a few beers, nothing crazy. I'm just an ordinary average guy these days.

Soccer on Saturday was fun. Team notched a 1-1 tie, so we remain undefeated this spring. :flex:

Poker party Saturday night was fun. Had about 15-20 people over, served up my chili, cooked sausages from Otto's and drank perhaps the best keg of beer I've ever had - Ft. George Beta IPA. Deeeeeeeeelicious. Weather was perfect. 10 people stayed for poker, I came in 4th. Really cool night.

Yesterday, I woke up at 10am, cleaned the house and since my boys were with their mom, I decided to drive up to Vancouver, WA, buy some legal green then continue north to the casino. Played a little BJ, won $100, came home, enjoyed some smoke, kegged beer and then took an evening stroll......

to the nudy bar. Which was deader than dead on a Sunday. Had a beer, didn't really enjoy the one dancer dancing and took a stroll back home.

TA DA!
Man, I really need to move to Portland.Brother had a kid this past weekend. I'll probably be up to visit sometime soon. I imagine with a baby it may be tougher for him to get out, hopefully GM is free to get me drunk and leave me with a stripper one night.
Imagine if the poor ******* had twins.

 
I had to drive downtown through a biblical rainstorm to attend some bs training. I had access to a parking garage, which was full except for the roof. Neat. When I come back out at 11:00, it was still coming down, with the addition of lightning. I had just slammed my door shut when the world exploded.

I don't think it hit my car; one of the nearby light poles would be a better candidate. Also, my car started when my eyes could focus again.

There was another half-day of work to get through, but now that I'm home, I think I'll pour a few fingers of Flor di Cana 18 and reflect on how I live my life, and changes I might make.

 
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I had to drive downtown through a biblical rainstorm to attend some bs training. I had access to a parking garage, which was full except for the roof. Neat. When I come back out at 11:00, it was still coming down, with the addition of lightning. I had just slammed my door shut when the world exploded.

I don't think it hit my car; one of the nearby light poles would be a better candidate. Also, my car started when my eyes could focus again.

There was another half-day of work to get through, but now that I'm home, I think I'll pour a few fingers of Flor di Cana 18 and reflect on how I live my life, and changes I might make.
1 - Let magic space hair grow freely.

 
Got a keg of beer for the first time since I was in college. Man, what a treat!
Don't you owe us some updates about soccer practice?
I think I do.

My sister took my boys Friday night so I had a whole night all to myself. And what did I do? I made a big old batch of Judge Smail's Legendary Chili, only I tweaked and perfected the recipe and made the best batch ever. Had a few beers, nothing crazy. I'm just an ordinary average guy these days.

Soccer on Saturday was fun. Team notched a 1-1 tie, so we remain undefeated this spring. :flex:

Poker party Saturday night was fun. Had about 15-20 people over, served up my chili, cooked sausages from Otto's and drank perhaps the best keg of beer I've ever had - Ft. George Beta IPA. Deeeeeeeeelicious. Weather was perfect. 10 people stayed for poker, I came in 4th. Really cool night.

Yesterday, I woke up at 10am, cleaned the house and since my boys were with their mom, I decided to drive up to Vancouver, WA, buy some legal green then continue north to the casino. Played a little BJ, won $100, came home, enjoyed some smoke, kegged beer and then took an evening stroll......

to the nudy bar. Which was deader than dead on a Sunday. Had a beer, didn't really enjoy the one dancer dancing and took a stroll back home.

TA DA!
Man, I really need to move to Portland.Brother had a kid this past weekend. I'll probably be up to visit sometime soon. I imagine with a baby it may be tougher for him to get out, hopefully GM is free to get me drunk and leave me with a stripper one night.
No wonder he missed my poker party! Congrats uncle Uni. Plenty of room for you at Chez Malaise if you don't want to be around screaming newborns.

Oh, wait...

 
I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure shuke will be, fighting with GM for possession of my soul. There are times since, I've felt like the child born of those two fathers. But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

 
I had to drive downtown through a biblical rainstorm to attend some bs training. I had access to a parking garage, which was full except for the roof. Neat. When I come back out at 11:00, it was still coming down, with the addition of lightning. I had just slammed my door shut when the world exploded.

I don't think it hit my car; one of the nearby light poles would be a better candidate. Also, my car started when my eyes could focus again.

There was another half-day of work to get through, but now that I'm home, I think I'll pour a few fingers of Flor di Cana 18 and reflect on how I live my life, and changes I might make.
1 - Let magic space hair grow freely.
2 - don't park near things that conduct electricity during a storm of biblical proportions

 

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