Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Shuke: how much did you enjoy MLB network sucking The Queen City's **** for the last 3-4 days?
Do what now?Shuke: how much did you enjoy MLB network sucking The Queen City's **** for the last 3-4 days?
Thanks for the heads up. Totally could have made that trip with advanced notice.Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.
You have to work tomorrow or something?Thanks for the heads up. Totally could have made that trip with advanced notice.Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.
Yeah, that's it. I have to work tamorrowYou have to work tomorrow or something?Thanks for the heads up. Totally could have made that trip with advanced notice.Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.
It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?Point to shuke.
You will be tomorrow.It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?Point to shuke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTm-TlvHrcQIt's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?Point to shuke.
Which means I won't entertain the thought of driving 2 hours to hang out with a guy from Ohio.You will be tomorrow.It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?Point to shuke.
You've obviously never hung out with.....####, you're right...in all aspects of that comment. I salute you sirWhich means I won't entertain the thought of driving 2 hours to hang out with a guy from Ohio.You will be tomorrow.It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?Point to shuke.
OMG I am not going to be functional at 6:00am.I may be available tomorrow night, but need to be functional at 6:00 am Thursday.
But you do have drive through daiquiri stands and automatic cholesterol dispensers on every corner.How did the bagel turn out. Luff bagels, but the only place in the city that does fresh ones is really out of the wayMade bagels. Forgot about them for over an hour. Then dropped one on my pants cream cheese side down as I was eating it.
Ahhh, the Catch-22. Tough position to be in, no doubt.Which means I won't entertain the thought of driving 2 hours to hang out with a guy from Ohio.You will be tomorrow.It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?Point to shuke.
true. i'm not complainingBut you do have drive through daiquiri stands and automatic cholesterol dispensers on every corner.How did the bagel turn out. Luff bagels, but the only place in the city that does fresh ones is really out of the wayMade bagels. Forgot about them for over an hour. Then dropped one on my pants cream cheese side down as I was eating it.
This is where someone who has summers off would be useful. First time for everything.Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.
Super lame, people.
it's noon out there. You expect him to be up?This is where someone who has summers off would be useful. First time for everything.Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.
Super lame, people.
He's up, just blackout drunk already.it's noon out there. You expect him to be up?This is where someone who has summers off would be useful. First time for everything.Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.
Super lame, people.
I'm up now.Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.
Super lame, people.
He fell.You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.
Was almost asleep on the couch at about 5:30 or so, but got up to take a whizz. My feet got tangled in the blanket and since the coffe table was right there, I didn't really have any option but to awkwardly kind of dive over to the side of it. Went down hard and kinda sideways and put my forearm out to break my fall...broke my collarbone instead.You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.
Or just this.He fell.You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.
Possibly a coffe table and blanket tooIt should involve pushing someone in a bar. And probably a knife.
I was going to go with you climbing over the bar to go "oof the top rope" on someone that was causing trouble in your bar. Maybe you can build from there.On it.That story sucked. Come up with a better one.
And a monkey. Monkey knife fight is always good.It should involve pushing someone in a bar. And probably a knife.
If I ever did that, "Oof the top rope" would actually be the perfect description.I was going to go with you climbing over the bar to go "oof the top rope" on someone that was causing trouble in your bar. Maybe you can build from there.On it.That story sucked. Come up with a better one.
Might need to reconsider Marvin and Francis.GM family is officially +2.
Apparently Marvin and Francis were a ruse.
Actual names are Leo and Drake.
OMG I have a Drake tooGM family is officially +2.
Apparently Marvin and Francis were a ruse.
Actual names are Leo and Drake.