GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Shuke: how much did you enjoy MLB network sucking The Queen City's **** for the last 3-4 days?

 

[shuke]

Shuke: how much did you enjoy MLB network sucking The Queen City's **** for the last 3-4 days?

Do what now?

 

[shuke]

Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.

Thanks for the heads up. Totally could have made that trip with advanced notice.

 

[shuke]

Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.

Thanks for the heads up. Totally could have made that trip with advanced notice.

You have to work tomorrow or something?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Point to shuke.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner I'm in long beach. Come pick me up.

Thanks for the heads up. Totally could have made that trip with advanced notice.

You have to work tomorrow or something?

Yeah, that's it. I have to work tamorrow

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Point to shuke.

It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Point to shuke.

It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?

You will be tomorrow.

 

[strykerpks]

Point to shuke.

It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTm-TlvHrcQ

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Point to shuke.

It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?

You will be tomorrow.

Which means I won't entertain the thought of driving 2 hours to hang out with a guy from Ohio.

 

[strykerpks]

Point to shuke.

It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?

You will be tomorrow.

Which means I won't entertain the thought of driving 2 hours to hang out with a guy from Ohio.

You've obviously never hung out with.....####, you're right...in all aspects of that comment. I salute you sir

 

[shuke]

Cuts deep

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cuts deep

Sorry http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/yv4AAOSwBadTrNV5/$_35.JPG

 

[shuke]

still the worst bobble head I've ever seen

 

[shuke]

I may be available tomorrow night, but need to be functional at 6:00 am Thursday.

 

[strykerpks]

I may be available tomorrow night, but need to be functional at 6:00 am Thursday.

OMG I am not going to be functional at 6:00am.

I am playing a replica course at 8:03 though. Can't wait to shoot a 120

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Made bagels. Forgot about them for over an hour. Then dropped one on my pants cream cheese side down as I was eating it.

How did the bagel turn out. Luff bagels, but the only place in the city that does fresh ones is really out of the way

But you do have drive through daiquiri stands and automatic cholesterol dispensers on every corner.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Point to shuke.

It's 10:20 on a Tuesday. You think I'm sober enough to drive?

You will be tomorrow.

Which means I won't entertain the thought of driving 2 hours to hang out with a guy from Ohio.

Ahhh, the Catch-22. Tough position to be in, no doubt.

 

[Limp Ditka]

With so much trouble in the LBC

it's tough being S H U K to the E

 

[Tiger Fan]

Made bagels. Forgot about them for over an hour. Then dropped one on my pants cream cheese side down as I was eating it.

How did the bagel turn out. Luff bagels, but the only place in the city that does fresh ones is really out of the way

But you do have drive through daiquiri stands and automatic cholesterol dispensers on every corner.

true. i'm not complaining

 

[Annyong]

Striper- I am about 89% sure I'm going to the Brewers/Cubs game on 7/31 at Miller Park.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This thread...

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.

Super lame, people.

 

[kevzilla]

Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.

Super lame, people.

This is where someone who has summers off would be useful. First time for everything.

 

[bostonfred]

Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.

Super lame, people.

This is where someone who has summers off would be useful. First time for everything.

it's noon out there. You expect him to be up?

 

[Hawks64]

Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.

Super lame, people.

This is where someone who has summers off would be useful. First time for everything.

it's noon out there. You expect him to be up?

He's up, just blackout drunk already.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sober but being a house b itch today.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Second Page 2 save in about 90 minutes.

Super lame, people.

I'm up now.

Which would be super helpful if I had anything interesting (or even mundane) to talk about.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.

 

[Frostillicus]

You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.

He fell.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.

Was almost asleep on the couch at about 5:30 or so, but got up to take a whizz. My feet got tangled in the blanket and since the coffe table was right there, I didn't really have any option but to awkwardly kind of dive over to the side of it. Went down hard and kinda sideways and put my forearm out to break my fall...broke my collarbone instead.

Also managed to catch my ribs on the corner of the coffee table...thought I broke a couple of those too but turns out just bruised. Which is pretty much just as painful, but doesn't last as long. And I've been coughing and sneezing incessantly for the last three days. So good times all around!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You could tell us how your drunkass broke your collarbone.

He fell.

Or just this.

 

[Limp Ditka]

How the mighty have fallen.... Literally

 

[bentley]

That story sucked. Come up with a better one.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

That story sucked. Come up with a better one.

On it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It should involve pushing someone in a bar. And probably a knife.

 

[Annyong]

I've never broken my collarbone.

 

[Annyong]

It should involve pushing someone in a bar. And probably a knife.

Possibly a coffe table and blanket too

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

That story sucked. Come up with a better one.

On it.

I was going to go with you climbing over the bar to go "oof the top rope" on someone that was causing trouble in your bar. Maybe you can build from there.

 

[bentley]

It should involve pushing someone in a bar. And probably a knife.

And a monkey. Monkey knife fight is always good.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was gonna go with a fight story but that seemed a little self-aggrandizing. Instead I was thinking some sexual misadventures with a fat chick.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

That story sucked. Come up with a better one.

On it.

I was going to go with you climbing over the bar to go "oof the top rope" on someone that was causing trouble in your bar. Maybe you can build from there.

If I ever did that, "Oof the top rope" would actually be the perfect description.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've never broken my collarbone.

Would not recommend.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Marvingale betting system

Oh and congrats! TWINS!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

GM family is officially +2.

Apparently Marvin and Francis were a ruse.

Actual names are Leo and Drake.

 

[bentley]

GM family is officially +2.

Apparently Marvin and Francis were a ruse.

Actual names are Leo and Drake.

Might need to reconsider Marvin and Francis.

 

[bentley]

I'm so tired between the work travel and everything else. I could go for being dead for a little bit, or just breaking a collarbone, to get a break.

Getting home from Chicago around midnight. First meeting at 8:30 am.

 

[Limp Ditka]

tanner and lupus

 

[Dan Lambskin]

GM family is officially +2.

Apparently Marvin and Francis were a ruse.

Actual names are Leo and Drake.

OMG I have a Drake too