GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

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Also on the boozy root beer front, I tried some Root Sellers a couple weeks ago that I liked better than NYF's.

I bought some at the store by accident. It tasted like flat root beer. Think it's called Not Your Father's Root Beer.

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE BOOZE?

[sports_fan 2,700]

I went to the football site today. I'm not sure I'll go back.

[Mr. Pickles 4,636]

That Root Beer stuff is made secretly by Pabst and Four Loko. Still good but it's everywhere now. Not some small craft brewer putting that out. Cool front though.

Oof.

[DA RAIDERS 5,014]

going to my 30th hs reunion today

[kevzilla 8,321]

going to my 30th hs reunion today

If your wife is going, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

[DA RAIDERS 5,014]

going to my 30th hs reunion today

If your wife is going, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

very good point! i told her to wear a tiittiies shirt in honor of non mutated genes.

[cosjobs 15,376]

T&P, kev

On the list of "Uruk's weekends that will not end well because he's an idiot", this one is - I hope - pretty far down the list: Going to pick up a lady I worked with 20+ years ago. She's in town from FLA and is doing a whirlwind tour of her old stomping grounds (we grew up in the same area, too, so added comfort level there ) and I got the middle portion of her journey. She flew into Pittsburgh to see an old friend, so I'm meeting them half-way for the (snicker) hand off. Then I'm taking her to Maryland tomorrow to drop her with some other friends. She has glorious boobs, is what I'm saying.

I'm in Greensboro and Durham the next seven days. I'd think that's close enough that you should swing down for drinks.

[cosjobs 15,376]

Glorious boobs are better than root beer beer.

Pearls of wisdom

Pearl necklace on boobs

[Leeroy Jenkins 3,181]

FBG is endorsed by Jessica Alba now?

[RedmondLonghorn 7,730]

going to my 30th hs reunion today

Have fun Gramps.

[Mr.Pack 2,619]

Random Musical Recommendation

Not bad.

[Homer J Simpson 8,447]

Back from LA. Sat next to a fetching young 24 year old on the plane but got #### blocked by a lesbian. That was new.

And why do the Asians wear those respiratory masks all the time. Seems strange. Right?

They do it when suck so they don't get other people sick. Quite courteous IMO.

[Mr.Pack 2,619]

Also on the boozy root beer front, I tried some Root Sellers a couple weeks ago that I liked better than NYF's.

Pedal Hard Ginger Beer (5.3% abv)

Root Sellers Pedal Hard Ginger Beer is an alcoholic ginger beer brewed with pure cane sugar, ginger root and molasses. Ginger Beer is a traditional beverage first brewed in Europe more than 400 years ago. Our ginger beer is a quaffable beverage with a crisp, clean, and refreshing flavor with a mellow ginger flavor. Pedal Hard Ginger Beer is brewed without grain and it is gluten free.

What means this?

My link

[Homer J Simpson 8,447]

FBG is endorsed by Jessica Alba now?

Wait what?

[cstu 6,086]

Also on the boozy root beer front, I tried some Root Sellers a couple weeks ago that I liked better than NYF's.

Pedal Hard Ginger Beer (5.3% abv)

Root Sellers Pedal Hard Ginger Beer is an alcoholic ginger beer brewed with pure cane sugar, ginger root and molasses. Ginger Beer is a traditional beverage first brewed in Europe more than 400 years ago. Our ginger beer is a quaffable beverage with a crisp, clean, and refreshing flavor with a mellow ginger flavor. Pedal Hard Ginger Beer is brewed without grain and it is gluten free.

What means this?

It means the writer is a dbag.

[Osaurus 9,388]

Glorious boobs are better than root beer beer.

Pearls of wisdom

Pearl necklace on boobs

Yes

Edited August 15, 2015 by Osaurus

[Leeroy Jenkins 3,181]

FBG is endorsed by Jessica Alba now?

Wait what?

I got an email from FBG today advertising player championship drafts or something and there is a picture of Jessica Alba in a bikini looking smoking hot with text next to her saying "Get Your Joe On" and a FBG logo thing photo shopped on her like a tattoo.

[Annyong 2,125]

Jessica Alba is the best

[Hawks64 2,478]

FBG is endorsed by Jessica Alba now?

Wait what?

I got an email from FBG today advertising player championship drafts or something and there is a picture of Jessica Alba in a bikini looking smoking hot with text next to her saying "Get Your Joe On" and a FBG logo thing photo shopped on her like a tattoo.

That was awful....and somehow I doubt she authorized the use of her image for promotion.

[RedmondLonghorn 7,730]

Random Musical Recommendation

Not bad.

Early 90s Seattle band that never quite hit it big. I didn't get it at the time and still don't. That album is GREAT.

[Mr. Pickles 4,636]

FBG is endorsed by Jessica Alba now?

Wait what?

I got an email from FBG today advertising player championship drafts or something and there is a picture of Jessica Alba in a bikini looking smoking hot with text next to her saying "Get Your Joe On" and a FBG logo thing photo shopped on her like a tattoo.

That was awful....and somehow I doubt she authorized the use of her image for promotion.

Time to report Joe.

Ham, you got this?

[cstu 6,086]

Random Musical Recommendation

Not bad.

Early 90s Seattle band that never quite hit it big. I didn't get it at the time and still don't. That album is GREAT.

Needs more grunge.

[Dan Lambskin 13,736]

Heating element in my oven broke

And my fridge appears to be on the fritz

Oh and we're having my 4 year old birthday tomorrow

Neat

[Binky The Doormat 13,089]

Heating element in my oven broke

And my fridge appears to be on the fritz

Oh and we're having my 4 year old birthday tomorrow

Neat

Nice haiku try Dan.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Congrats on turning 4, Dan.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Rollergator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96nax6O4Ol4&t=7m10s

Rap

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vg3s7xV__X8

[cosjobs 15,376]

Heating element in my oven broke

And my fridge appears to be on the fritz

Oh and we're having my 4 year old birthday tomorrow

Neat

Good chance you can buy your oven used lots cheaper than the element

[Aerial Assault 2,397]

hi

thanks for the nearly 1,000 PMs wondering where I was

hope all is well

[Dan Lambskin 13,736]

Heating element in my oven broke

And my fridge appears to be on the fritz

Oh and we're having my 4 year old birthday tomorrow

Neat

Good chance you can buy your oven used lots cheaper than the element

$25 including expedited shipping from Amazon.

SEARS wanted $65

I'm a tad skeptical with that price differential but reviews were good

[heckmanm 4,514]

Holy ####.

[5-ish Finkle 3,398]

Holy ####.

Rules. Hard.

[Abraham 2,608]

Random Musical Recommendation

Not bad.

Early 90s Seattle band that never quite hit it big. I didn't get it at the time and still don't. That album is GREAT.

I thought I was the only guy on earth that liked that band. Still listen to their debut a couple times a year. "Head down" is awesome.

[bentley 3,226]

There's nothing like drinking Lone Star and moonshine all afternoon with hillbillies in Cedar Park and then rolling over a four wheeler on top of yourself.

[bentley 3,226]

Don Draper looking pretty hot a Rev Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

[cosjobs 15,376]

Heating element in my oven broke

And my fridge appears to be on the fritz

Oh and we're having my 4 year old birthday tomorrow

Neat

Good chance you can buy your oven used lots cheaper than the element

$25 including expedited shipping from Amazon.

SEARS wanted $65

I'm a tad skeptical with that price differential but reviews were good

Dam. An old oven i had, they wanted over 300. I guess it was really old or something so they could f me. I bought another oven for 100 and yanked it out of there.

[shuke 23,081]

Heating element in my oven broke

Really one of the easiest things to fix. Like changing a light bulb easy.

[cstu 6,086]

Holy ####.

http://www.amazon.com/T-Line-Mens-Doge-Three-Moon/dp/B00P3KLJ3E

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Don Draper looking pretty hot a Rev Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

Anybody who thought he could only do Draper need to watch kimmy Schmidt. He kills it.

[Frostillicus 14,780]

Don Draper looking pretty hot a Rev Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

Anybody who thought he could only do Draper need to watch kimmy Schmidt. He kills it.

He's really good in pretty much everything. He nailed his role in Bridesmaids.

[Frostillicus 14,780]

Big dick, too.

[Frostillicus 14,780]

Fast Times is only $4.99 to own on Vudu. Wife just said we should watch it because she's only seen it once and doesn't remember it. So that's what we're doing.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Fast Times is only $4.99 to own on Vudu. Wife just said we should watch it because she's only seen it once and doesn't remember it. So that's what we're doing.

Awesome. But shame on your wife for only seeing it once.

[Aaron Rudnicki 9,061]

What's a Vudu?

[strykerpks 4,144]

Fast Times is only $4.99 to own on Vudu. Wife just said we should watch it because she's only seen it once and doesn't remember it. So that's what we're doing.

She drinking? I bet she passes out

[Frostillicus 14,780]

Fast Times is only $4.99 to own on Vudu. Wife just said we should watch it because she's only seen it once and doesn't remember it. So that's what we're doing.

Awesome. But shame on your wife for only seeing it once.

In her defense she has terrible taste in everything. Yes including men.

[Frostillicus 14,780]

What's a Vudu?

If this is some kind of real question, it's a software package where you can purchase movies digitally. I'm sure you're too busy stealing movies to care.

[Frostillicus 14,780]

Fast Times is only $4.99 to own on Vudu. Wife just said we should watch it because she's only seen it once and doesn't remember it. So that's what we're doing.

She drinking? I bet she passes out

She seems to have some kind of freaky stamina tonight. I'm glad I quit secretly smoking because I'd be really irritated.

[Aaron Rudnicki 9,061]

I buy DVDs like a normal person

[Frostillicus 14,780]

I buy DVDs like a normal person

Oh right. Yeah. I own the Blu-ray (not the DVD sorry poor person) but I don't have a player here because long story.

[shuke 23,081]

Good to see Tanner at work on Youtube