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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (22 Viewers)

Binky The Doormat said:
Broken cat play

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I had a cat much like this one. Name was Schleprock. When it was born, the family that had the mother kept her and her litter out in the garage until all of the kittens were pawned off on dumb families much like the one I was raised in. 

One day, out in the garage, a bike tire fell on Schleprock and messed him up pretty good. Broke his tail and probably caused some brain damage.

Because of the broken tail, the cat simply couldn't jump. We literally never even found it on a couch, let alone a table or countertop. This was not without lack of effort. With other cats in the house, jumping anywhere and everywhere, it always tried to and it usually ended up in some sort of train wreck. 

The cat would also paw at imaginary things all the time. So add into the mix something real moving around, on top of whatever hallucinations it was endlessly chasing, always made for free entertainment to a stoned 18 yo Limp

 
Now that I exhumed the malignant Homer J post....

I was supposed to close on my Galveston beech house tomorrow, but in the middle of last minute negotiations with the seller, my realtor checked into the hospital. So i agreed to more favorable  terms with the seller and cannot reach my realtor to write up the amendments to the original deal. So I had to push back the closing until Tuesday, despite having a moving van arriving Saturday. FML

 
Leaving me alone for hours in an airport may keep the liquor industry alive all by itself. Where's bAbe? Tell him his watch has ended

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Leaving me alone for hours in an airport may keep the liquor industry alive all by itself. Where's bAbe? Tell him his watch has ended
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Have fun in Florida, GB.  Where you headed down there?  Spent some time in the panhandle...gorgeous white beaches and jade green water. Almost made Florida seem livable.

 
General Malaise said:
Have fun in Florida, GB.  Where you headed down there?  Spent some time in the panhandle...gorgeous white beaches and jade green water. Almost made Florida seem livable.
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If take Galveston over any city in Florida, but if take any Florida beach over Galveston's. Luckily I value dark bars over sunny beaches

 
This show on A&E looks very interesting.

 

Another participant, a housewife named Barbara, told Business Insider that new inmates were especially vulnerable.

"When you go into jail and you're an inmate, and it's your first time, the other inmates automatically take advantage of you. They can sense it," she said. "I had things stolen from me. There were issues with taking a shower, trying to sleep, and where to sleep."

Over the course of two months, the participants said, they experienced violence and sexual harassment from fellow prisoners and witnessed drug use and deals between inmates. About 80% of the jail's population were there on drug-related charges, according to Noel.

Participants also confirmed to Noel a long-held suspicion: that some inmates had purposely gotten arrested because drugs were cheaper in jail than they were on the street.

Another participant, Maryum Ali — the eldest daughter of boxing great Muhammad Ali — said that the experience was "the most scared I've ever been in my life," People reported.
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General Malaise said:
This show on A&E looks very interesting.

 
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eoMMan said:
I'm probably one of the few (besides Osaurus) guys here that are pro Florida. Great place to be, imo.
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It has an intriguing mixture of wonderful characteristics and god-awful ones, that's for sure.

I have been twice recently and really explored it some. Definitely an interesting place.

But man, when you get out of sight of salt water it gets unsettling in a hurry.

 
I'll be in Lighthouse Point/Pompano Beach/Deerfield Beach areas April 6th to 11th.  Stayin' with my wife's cousin, probably go out and do some fishin'....do not want to go to the interior of the state or the northern part

 
Stoneys said:
I'll be in Lighthouse Point/Pompano Beach/Deerfield Beach areas April 6th to 11th.  Stayin' with my wife's cousin, probably go out and do some fishin'....do not want to go to the interior of the state or the northern part
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I recommend the Isle casino in Pompano Beach. Nice poker room, decent buffet, good selection of sluts, smoke-free, etc.

 
eoMMan said:
I recommend the Isle casino in Pompano Beach. Nice poker room, decent buffet, good selection of sluts, smoke-free, etc.
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Well since i smoke and am not a big gambler I'll probably pass.  Coming from Pittsburgh I'll probably just enjoy the weather and heading out on the boat.   Was there for 10 days last June and the only time we went anywhere was to get more beer or fishing trips.

 
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