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- Thread starter offdee
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Whelp I live in MN and its cold out in January so I burn it in the spring vs digging out my firepit in the middle of the winter.
Such a friendly bunch of folks here. Sheesh.
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OrtonToOlsen
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We microwave our Christmas Tree on a silicon mat every summer solstice.
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parasaurolophus
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Who wants to roast marshmallows outside in january in MN? You cant even make a smore. The chocolate solidifies again before you put it in your mouth.
Dinsy Ejotuz
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When putting a lid on a coffee cup, place the opening on the opposite side of the cup seam. The seam is typically the most likely place not to have a perfect fit and, by putting it at the "back" as you tip the cup towards you, you reduce the risk of leaking coffee on yourself.
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Fat Nick
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Not sure if it's been posted, but drill a hole in the bottom or lower side of your garbage can - it'll make it easier to lift the bag out by relieving the suction created by the bag as it fills up.
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not the bottom if you do that and something leaks out of the bag it goes right on the floor try the back about 2 inches off of the bottom and thank me when you dont have chicken grease on your floor take that to the bank brohans
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offdee
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I saw this once and thought was pretty ingenious... Beach Vault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agLESAqXG5U
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Leroy Hoard
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No wonder all my ATM money smells like that.Bull Dozier said:
Ron Swanson
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Until the tide comes in. My fat ### is too lazy to move the chairs and towels most of the time let alone unscrewing a vault. But it is ingenious.
Henry Ford
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I would make fun of this burn in June but I used to stack them up on my property and just burned four years’ worth a couple weeks ago.
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jhib
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Because they'd be giving up the vault's location if they had to take the sunscreen back out.
Angry Beavers
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now you just need to have kids who need diapers when you go to the beach..........
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dhockster
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I just realized I blew the reference. George Costanza wants to be ensconced in Velvet, not velour. So close!
DallasDMac
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Wouldn't the fact you are on the beach drilling a giant hole in the sand with your enormous corkscrew-like device be sort of a giveaway?
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So all I need to do is walk by and yank on your towel. In one fell swoop I have ALL your valuables.
I don't have to pick them up individually.. thank you for the time saver.
offdee
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D-Day
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I’m confused. Is it the big corkscrew thing protecting your stuff, or is it the person who you leave laying on the corkscrew thing protecting your stuff?
DallasDMac
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I assume that, at some point, beach dwellers will want to go in to the water. But I may be overthinking this. Maybe people that take everything to the beach hire an underling to lay on it?D-Day said:
Cowboysfan8
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Bug spray does a pretty good job on fogged over headlight lenses
Leroy Hoard
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Going to the beach sounds exhausting. Now I gotta buy corkscrew things and hire fat guys to sit on them?
mr. furley
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Cowboysfan8
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Spray it on a rag and scrub.
My buddy that showed me used I believe deep woods off. I used cutter because that's what I have
His seemed to work a little better, but mine did make a big difference from before
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Ignoramus
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Just buy one of those reconditioning kits from the auto parts store. It takes about an hour but makes your vehicle look easily three years newer.Spray it on a rag and scrub.
My buddy that showed me used I believe deep woods off. I used cutter because that's what I have
His seemed to work a little better, but mine did make a big difference from before
