Beginner's Guide : 10 Rules of Badminton (1 Viewer)

[Christo]

Clarification needed....

- ur balls of fun!

or

- ur balls are fun!

It was as I wrote it...ur balls of fun

I don't get how that reply applies to you saying you don't manscape.

It doesn't. Yet another clue that she wants some action. She replies back referring to his balls and not the manscape comment.

If she was referring directly to his balls than that would be responding to the manscape comment. She's saying HE'S not fun because he doesn't manscape.

You got that he's not fun out of this: "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Ok.

He said: Not me, I don't manscape

She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!

In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.

 

[Christo]

Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?

cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633

I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.5

Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.

 

[Dentist]

ask her if she likes a dump on her chest

underrated response... either she's into it and you hit the jackpot... or she mentions that act to your wife and maybe SHE's into it.

or you get a response like "gross" and it ends it

 

[fasteddie_21]

Your wife is testing you through her friend.....

GB having a wife that doesn't do this ####.

 

[Judge Smails]

Slow play is the way to go.How is her self esteem?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Wife ran out to Target, been busy with the kids since I got home but just put them to bed. I'm gonna crack a couple of beers and tell her when she gets home.

 

[AcerFC]

Wife ran out to Target, been busy with the kids since I got home but just put them to bed. I'm gonna crack a couple of beers and tell her when she gets home.

 

[Sinn Fein]

I'm at my office this morning around a quarter until 8 when I get a text from one of my wife's really good friends. It is a photo bomb picture of two couples on the beach with a naked guy with his dong showing in the background. Along with the picture she wrote "were u laying out when u should have been at work yesterday?". Now, we don't really have a texting relationship as she is my wife's friend although there have been times we have texted each other infrequently in the past. On my end, it is usually when I'm with my wife and her name will come up and my wife will say "You should text that to her".

I decided to text back "Not me, I don't manscape" seeing how the guy in the pic looked like he must have just taking a bath in Nair. She responded back "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Do you think she is just having some innocent fun with me or is she testing the waters for some potential side action?

This is the part that gets me kind of. My my wife and I have several mutual couple friends and while it's not abnormal at all for me to text the female SO or my wife the male SO of these counterparts that's pretty much always for logistical reasons or things there's can of an unspoken rule that the girls text the girls and the guys the guys when there is some anecdote worth sharing, especially if it's sexual in nature.

ETA: If not clear, my conclusion is that your wife secretly wants to swing.

I have not read anything in the thread past this, but do guys really have "anecdotes" worth sharing via text?

 

[johnnycakes]

Wife ran out to Target, been busy with the kids since I got home but just put them to bed. I'm gonna crack a couple of beers and tell her when she gets home.

 

[Insein]

now in effect.

 

[lakerstan]

Every guy on here is desperately hoping you get that 3 way with your wife and her 7 rated best friend.

Don't F this up.

 

[Mario Kart]

"Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

So, this phrase in a text means she wants to hook up? That is how you interpret it? Lol

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Clarification needed....

- ur balls of fun!

or

- ur balls are fun!

It was as I wrote it...ur balls of fun

I don't get how that reply applies to you saying you don't manscape.

It doesn't. Yet another clue that she wants some action. She replies back referring to his balls and not the manscape comment.

If she was referring directly to his balls than that would be responding to the manscape comment. She's saying HE'S not fun because he doesn't manscape.

You got that he's not fun out of this: "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Ok.

He said: Not me, I don't manscape

She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!

In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.

 

[Insein]

"Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

So, this phrase in a text means she wants to hook up? That is how you interpret it? Lol

I think autocorrect is the culprit here. Changed are to of.

 

[CurlyNight]

Report it to the wife now or it will not end well. HTH

I agree. Show the wife, unless you aren't committed to her and don't care what could happen...

 

[Peyton Marino]

'balls of fun' just isn't a very common phrase. she wanted to bring the dude's balls up. can't believe this is being debated.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Clarification needed....

- ur balls of fun!

or

- ur balls are fun!

It was as I wrote it...ur balls of fun

I don't get how that reply applies to you saying you don't manscape.

It doesn't. Yet another clue that she wants some action. She replies back referring to his balls and not the manscape comment.

If she was referring directly to his balls than that would be responding to the manscape comment. She's saying HE'S not fun because he doesn't manscape.

You got that he's not fun out of this: "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Ok.

He said: Not me, I don't manscape

She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!

In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.

you're not even in the ballpark of this conversation dude.

 

[gianmarco]

Clarification needed....

- ur balls of fun!

or

- ur balls are fun!

It was as I wrote it...ur balls of fun

I don't get how that reply applies to you saying you don't manscape.

It doesn't. Yet another clue that she wants some action. She replies back referring to his balls and not the manscape comment.

If she was referring directly to his balls than that would be responding to the manscape comment. She's saying HE'S not fun because he doesn't manscape.

You got that he's not fun out of this: "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Ok.

He said: Not me, I don't manscape

She said: Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!

In conversation terms this is saying....I'm surprised you don't manscape cuz your wife said you're fun.

you're not even in the ballpark of this conversation dude.

I see what you did there.

 

[chet]

How many beers so far?

 

[Insein]

Guess the conversation didn't go so well... or it did and he's busy showing off his balls to the wife and her friend.

 

[Sand]

Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?

cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633

I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.5

Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.

I also know what an offdee 9 and 10 look like, but am still pretty pissed that those two pictures have been deleted from his scale. Keeps the 1 but deletes the 10? The travesty...

Not sure what you mean GB...

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html?&_suid=140321493829208241496824655528

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg.html?&_suid=1403214928539005177913149021757

All follow the convention of TOSX.jpg (where X is the rating) except those two. That's why I missed them. Appreciate the 10, though.

 

[lakerstan]

Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?

cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633

I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.5

Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.

I also know what an offdee 9 and 10 look like, but am still pretty pissed that those two pictures have been deleted from his scale. Keeps the 1 but deletes the 10? The travesty...

Not sure what you mean GB...

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html?&_suid=140321493829208241496824655528

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg.html?&_suid=1403214928539005177913149021757

All follow the convention of TOSX.jpg (where X is the rating) except those two. That's why I missed them. Appreciate the 10, though.

Anyone have the name of the 10? I need to see more of her...

 

[jon_mx]

So was BS too busy with his manscaping work to update???

 

[squidrope]

:in:

 

[Chemical X]

my answer is The costanza. mention it to your wife, but in an irritated tone. irritated tone is The key to life imo. with dusgusted look and tone ask your wife why her friend is texting you noods of doods at work before 8. you have alot going on, yada. sit back and count The fat stacks....

 

[jon_mx]

The outcome from telling will not be good. Wife gets pissed at friend and slightly pissed at him for flirting back. Wife disowns friend. Friend is pissed at him. He might still get some sechs from wife though, so all is not bad.

 

[Rove!]

Every guy on here is desperately hoping you get that 3 way with your wife and her 7 rated best friend.

Don't F this up.

This is why woman are so uptight....make one mildly inappropriate joke and we're all in here slobbering and thinking/hoping that it was some kind of sexual advance

 

[Chemical X]

in The ffa any tects from wimmen means teh secks.

 

[fantasycurse42]

He might still get some sechs from wife though, so all is not bad.

I still see nothing good in this particular scenario.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I'm still not sure what to exactly make of the conversation with my wife last night, it was interesting to say the least.

I had to get up early and into the office to prep for a client meeting first thing this morning so I'm pressed for time but should be able to give a full recap later today.

 

[peaces]

WWARD

 

[quickhands]

I'm still not sure what to exactly make of the conversation with my wife last night, it was interesting to say the least.

I had to get up early and into the office to prep for a client meeting first thing this morning so I'm pressed for time but should be able to give a full recap later today.

Lol. This is now officially friday fishing.

 

[jon_mx]

I'm still not sure what to exactly make of the conversation with my wife last night, it was interesting to say the least.

I had to get up early and into the office to prep for a client meeting first thing this morning so I'm pressed for time but should be able to give a full recap later today.

Did she agee that they are lots of fun?

 

[jon_mx]

I'm still not sure what to exactly make of the conversation with my wife last night, it was interesting to say the least.

I had to get up early and into the office to prep for a client meeting first thing this morning so I'm pressed for time but should be able to give a full recap later today.

Lol. This is now officially friday fishing.

Don't spoil it for us true believers.

 

[Ned]

Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?

cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633

I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.5

Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.

Kid? This guy's like 45 and puts his jeans on the freezer.

 

[Godsbrother]

What are the chances your wife was sitting right next to your friend as she was texting you and the two of them are just having some fun at your expense?

zero percent, her friend sent me the email before 8am which seemed odd timing for her to be so randy. they don't live that close to us and my wife was probably not even out of bed at that time.

Are you Austin Powers by any chance?

 

[AcerFC]

Great, now I have to wait all morning

People need to get their priorities in order

FFA>>>>>>> anything else really

 

[Tackling Dummies]

:updates notebook:

 

[The_Man]

Now this is how you unspool a Friday thread. Just don't make the mistake made by so many before you and wait too long to roll out the next installment.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm at my office this morning around a quarter until 8 when I get a text from one of my wife's really good friends. It is a photo bomb picture of two couples on the beach with a naked guy with his dong showing in the background. Along with the picture she wrote "were u laying out when u should have been at work yesterday?". Now, we don't really have a texting relationship as she is my wife's friend although there have been times we have texted each other infrequently in the past. On my end, it is usually when I'm with my wife and her name will come up and my wife will say "You should text that to her".

I decided to text back "Not me, I don't manscape" seeing how the guy in the pic looked like he must have just taking a bath in Nair. She responded back "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Do you think she is just having some innocent fun with me or is she testing the waters for some potential side action?

Without reading the rest of this thread I can tell you the correct response right now. You text back "Wow, you girls share everything."

 

[glumpy]

I'm still not sure what to exactly make of the conversation with my wife last night, it was interesting to say the least.

I had to get up early and into the office to prep for a client meeting first thing this morning so I'm pressed for time but should be able to give a full recap later today.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Oh, come on. Don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging!

 

[(HULK)]

I'm at my office this morning around a quarter until 8 when I get a text from one of my wife's really good friends. It is a photo bomb picture of two couples on the beach with a naked guy with his dong showing in the background. Along with the picture she wrote "were u laying out when u should have been at work yesterday?". Now, we don't really have a texting relationship as she is my wife's friend although there have been times we have texted each other infrequently in the past. On my end, it is usually when I'm with my wife and her name will come up and my wife will say "You should text that to her".

I decided to text back "Not me, I don't manscape" seeing how the guy in the pic looked like he must have just taking a bath in Nair. She responded back "Really! Ur wife told me ur balls of fun!".

Do you think she is just having some innocent fun with me or is she testing the waters for some potential side action?

Without reading the rest of this thread I can tell you the correct response right now. You text back "Wow, you girls share everything."

...hopefully you'll share me soon

 

[3C's]

Ok I'll bite. How hot is the wife's friend?

cute more than hot but definitely on the upper end of the spectrum of my wife's friends. she married her high school sweetheart so pretty sure she has only been with her husband.

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS7.jpg

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg.html?&_suid=1403197446434016405667706977633

I like your example of a 6 more than your example of a 7 so tough for me to put evaluate off of those but from your scale descriptions I would say a solid 7, at times a 7.5

Don't listen to offdee. The kid is clueless. Even if you didn't know that before, the above pics prove it. We all know what a 7 looks like and we don't need his idiotic description and pics to figure it out.

I also know what an offdee 9 and 10 look like, but am still pretty pissed that those two pictures have been deleted from his scale. Keeps the 1 but deletes the 10? The travesty...

Not sure what you mean GB...

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png.html?&_suid=140321493829208241496824655528

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

http://s280.photobucket.com/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg.html#/user/offdee/media/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg.html?&_suid=1403214928539005177913149021757

All follow the convention of TOSX.jpg (where X is the rating) except those two. That's why I missed them. Appreciate the 10, though.

Anyone have the name of the 10? I need to see more of her...

http://thechive.com/2011/01/05/the-most-requested-chick-so-far-in-2011-is-ashley-valence-22-photos/

 

[doowain]

another way to capture her motive would be to send a picture of your fruit basket to her

It's covered in hair. Probably not too photogenic down there.

Put a bow on it?

Is there an offdee scale for coin purses?

 

[Snickers]

I'm still not sure what to exactly make of the conversation with my wife last night, it was interesting to say the least.

I had to get up early and into the office to prep for a client meeting first thing this morning so I'm pressed for time but should be able to give a full recap later today.

 

[Jaysus]

Did you think about the wife's friend when you gave your wife the humps last night?

 

[playin4beer]

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Well, you could make a hat, or a broach...

 

[TenTimes]

Every guy on here is desperately hoping you get that 3 way with your wife and her 7 rated best friend.

Don't F this up.

This is why woman are so uptight....make one mildly inappropriate joke and we're all in here slobbering and thinking/hoping that it was some kind of sexual advance

They (and especially the girl in question) bring it on themselves. By this age, women know a guy's M.O., how to push our buttons, and they do it, because... #####es-love-drama.

There's no threesome, the aforementioned doesn't want to hook up, she's just looking for attention. That's how I'd tread anyway. Unlike the common FBG, I'm not used to married women flirting with me and then following through with it, so I might be alone here.

That said, I'd still try to angle for a threesome, if that's what you want, if only for the sake of this forum. I'm in somewhat the same situation as you, except my wife knows full well of the texts her best friend (who's in a loveless marriage) sends me. We both take it for what it is, her friend looking for the attention she is not getting at home. It's meaningless to us.