Driving back from ABQ, I figured the last 6 hours would be a breeze. Straight shot up 5 to the Bay Area, I figured. Only 3 hours of darkness. 2 lane highway. No biggie.
I’d forgotten what complete a-holes people were on 5.
The right lane is basically all semis. The left is mostly cars, except when a semi passes another semi.
So explain why I was cut off about 60 times by idiots jumping from behind me into the right lane, then zooming up to the tailgate of a semi at 90, only to run out of room and have to jam in ahead of me, so they were going…exactly the same speed as me, again.
Or idiots flashing their high beams at me, as though I’m the only vehicle that’s holding them back from a free and clear roadway ahead (reality: I’m ~2 car-lengths behind the vehicle in front of me) or swerving left & right so their headlights are in my side-views.
What secret 3rd lane do these people believe somehow exists? How am I the lone person preventing their success in life?
It’s preposterous.
Also, not for nuthin, Tesla drivers are the new Prius drivers. If you drive a Tesla, everyone assumes you’re a douche. Sorry to break it to you. You might be a great person, but blame 98% of other Tesla drivers. I’m just sayin.