Charlie Steiner
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BREAKING NEWS: FC Festivus has replaced current coach Harry Keough with Europa 2016 winner Fernando Santos, pending FIFA (FBGs Into Futbolizing America) approval. Per Festivus majority owner Charlie Steiner, "The counter-attacking style Santos used so effectively in Europa 16 seems a great fit for our roster, and having a living winner as the coach is probably better than having a dead one. Plus, we're really hoping bringing in a big name like this will prove we should be taken more seriously. I know we don't have the star power as the rest of the league, but we're plucky."
When contacted for a response, Keough's representatives in the physical world stated that it was "news to us" that he had been fired, as he was never hired, and it was in fact William "Bill" Jeffery who also is still dead. Jeffery obviously could not be reached for comment.
When contacted for a response, Keough's representatives in the physical world stated that it was "news to us" that he had been fired, as he was never hired, and it was in fact William "Bill" Jeffery who also is still dead. Jeffery obviously could not be reached for comment.
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