Bros Icing Bros (1 Viewer)

[jplvr]

Considering the responses so far, I'm going to continue with my first assesment of this fad. :rainbow: :unicorn: :lancebass:

 

[Tom Servo]

Considering the responses so far, I'm going to continue with my first assesment of this fad. :rainbow: :unicorn: :lancebass:

 

[Radical Larry]

Just lost my Ice viginity.

My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.

I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated".

The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

 

[Otis]

Went to dinner with about 10 co-workers/spouses last night. Stroll a few blocks down to the neighborhood bar...about an hour into it, I'm having a conversation with a buddy, and another friend just walks up nonchalantly and ices me. At the same time some random chick (who none of us knew) was walking by, and points at me: "You got iced #####!"It was my first icing witness....pretty funny. I drank it, that #### is nasty.Upon leaving the bar, some other dude was on one knee chugging one.Sure it'll get old after awhile, but it's pretty freaking funny IMO.

Thank you.

 

[Otis]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

 

[Radical Larry]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

We're going to a big out of town family reunion in 2 weeks. A lot of golf, bbq, drinking etc. His ### is mine. Tomorrow morning I'm going to start on the diagrams, maps, schematics etc. I'm going to make the Manhattan Project look like a playground football play drawn in the dirt.

 

[shuke]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

Hint: he made that up to make fun of you.

 

[drummer]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

Hint: he's made that up to make fun of you.

 

[Radical Larry]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

Hint: he made that up to make fun of you.

Says the guy in the internet eating contest..

 

[Oh Yes!]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

Hint: he made that up to make fun of you.

Says the guy in the internet eating contest..

oh man

 

[snitwitch]

Got iced with a mango at work on friday, by far the worst flavor I've experienced.

I also saw Ice in a big (22 oz?) bottle at the liquor store the other day. I think it'd be sweet to let one of those get real warm, then ice a bro with it.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Better than having to drink beer.

I feel bad for you, but I feel even worse for your father, who probably wishes he had a son.

He is dead but I am sure he died from embarrassment as his son did not drink and not only beer but any alcohol at that. I wish the high school mentality about drinking would haves stayed in high school but alas, people still think they are cool because they drink and get drunk (and maybe that isn't even you). I find it sad and very pathetic that people need to drink to have a good time and though I am in the minority about such things, I really don't have any regrets. Alcohol does more harm than good and I wish the prohibition period would come back.

You seem like a fun guy to party with.

I like to wear party hats, does that make things any better?

yes but you still can't come.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

Hint: he made that up to make fun of you.

Says the guy in the internet eating contest..

 

[Masked Vigilante]

Just lost my Ice viginity.My 21 year old nephew got me about an hour ago. We were at a birthday party for a 2 year old. Nephew waits until most of the guests have left since it was a family thing. He holds out this hat my son was wearing and says "hold this". Icing was the furthest thing from my mind. I grab the hat and there it is.I took a knee and chugged. My wife looks at me and says "You know you don't have to do it". I gave her a look as if she had said "you don't have to watch football" or "boobs are overrated". The kicker? I'm the one that told my nephew what Icing was. I figured he could introduce it to his 21 year old friends. SOB crawfished on me.

You doing this validates it for me. Welcome.

Hint: he made that up to make fun of you.

Says the guy who lost the internet eating contest..

fixed

 

[Disco Stu]

I also saw Ice in a big (22 oz?) bottle at the liquor store the other day. I think it'd be sweet to let one of those get real warm, then ice a bro with it.

This size was used when one of my bros got iced. When our smoking hot waitress came by a short time later, she said "oh did somebody just get iced?". Then she added "I've never seen one that big before." That's what she said got a giggle.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I tried to Ice a vendor at Universal Studios yesterday. I was buying a beer and they had Smirnoff Ice as one of the display bottles on the cart. I grabbed the display bottle and when the guy looked up from getting my beer, I had it behind my back and acted like I was digging for my wallet. When my arm came out - WHAM !!! ICED, BRO !!!

He looked at me like I was insane. I put the bottle back in it's rightful place among the others, paid for my beer, and skulked off.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

 

[urbanhack]

 

[Dr. No]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

 

[urbanhack]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

bad beat?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

bad beat?

 

[Finless]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

bad beat?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

bad beat?

Were they sooted?

 

[snitwitch]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

bad beat?

Icy Pots?

 

[griz145389]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

 

[Thorn]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

1. gold shirt2. other ######## shirt

3. shouting "YOU GOT ICED"

4. going into the bathroom while another man showers

5. posting it on youtube

I'm at a loss.

 

[flapgreen]

One of the most unfunny things ever. I wouldn't even know about this, if not for the FFA.

 

[griz145389]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

Its all pretty much a joke. We grabbed the gaudiest outfits we vould find at goodwill.

 

[Disco Stu]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

Why? And which bro are you?

 

[flapgreen]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

Go join Otis in the "Everyone thinks I'm gay" thread. Your explanation means nothing here

 

[jplvr]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:

Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.

Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality.

fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

 

[Radical Larry]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality. fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

I think it's just the opposite. Those of us who are confident in our heterosexuality have no problem with this.

 

[Das Boot]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality. fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

I think it's just the opposite. Those of us who are confident in our heterosexuality have no problem with this.

Once, not all that long ago really if you think about it, people were confident the earth was flat.

 

[flapgreen]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality. fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

I think it's just the opposite. Those of us who are confident in our heterosexuality have no problem with this.

 

[Ron_Mexico]

I'll never get those 2 minutes back.

 

[drummer]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

Now Otis is vindicated.

 

[griz145389]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality. fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

Have you considered a career as a detective? Your analysis is flawless.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality. fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

Have you considered a career as a detective? Your analysis is flawless.

I'll ignore your sarcasm on this; jplvr is on point with this.

 

[Finless]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

Well that pretty much says it all folks. Blatant homosexuality. Not that there's anything wrong with that but lets just call a spade a spade.

 

[griz145389]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

We were peacocking. I had the horrible gold shirt on.

 

[flufhed]

Iced my first bro this weekend.

The next day I got iced.

My 6 y/o wanted to get in on the fun, too, so we got her with milk (she hates milk)

$12 invested in crappy Smirnoff products. Guess they know what they are doing.

 

[[icon]]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

Your friends should do their own fatballguys contest. Winner gets a case of Apple flavored Ices.

 

[jplvr]

I'm pretty sure I have it figured out now:Closeted gay men have figured out the best way to drink Smirnoff Ice without feeling gay.Instead of commenting on how gay this is, we should be saying "Congrats" to them in making that first step in recognizing their sexuality. fellas. Rainbow stickers are in the mail.

Have you considered a career as a detective? Your analysis is flawless.

I'll ignore your sarcasm on this; jplvr is on point with this.

I must have been hammered when I typed this, but no malt liquor was involved in the process to get me there.I still think it's on point, but mostly related to the video.

 

[Tom Servo]

My 6 y/o wanted to get in on the fun, too, so we got her with milk (she hates milk)

Parents milking kids

 

[ClownCausedChaos]

I was in Vegas this last weekend, and icing bros got out of control.

This does not help your cause.

 

[jb1020]

Iced my first bro this weekend. The next day I got iced. My 6 y/o wanted to get in on the fun, too, so we got her with milk (she hates milk)$12 invested in crappy Smirnoff products. Guess they know what they are doing.

Yep, all of this happened. Flufhed walks in my house this Friday night with a bag of gifts for my 3 month old. Like the proud father I am, I dive right into the bag for the gift....ICED. Next afternoon I ask Fluf to open the grill while I grab the charcoal....ICED

 

[Zow]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

I bet that drink is incredibly acidic. Way to put your teeth on the line.

 

[flufhed]

Iced my first bro this weekend.

The next day I got iced.

My 6 y/o wanted to get in on the fun, too, so we got her with milk (she hates milk)

$12 invested in crappy Smirnoff products. Guess they know what they are doing.

Yep, all of this happened. Flufhed walks in my house this Friday night with a bag of gifts for my 3 month old. Like the proud father I am, I dive right into the bag for the gift....ICED. Next afternoon I ask Fluf to open the grill while I grab the charcoal....ICED

It wasEPIC

 

[Dr. No]

A fellow bro brings over a small cooler with what I thought was some beer for the night.

He hands me the cooler to put in the fridge... and i grabbed it and was shocked how light it was.

So I was like "WTF dude" and he was like... "Just open it brah.."

Inside was a 22 oz. Triple Black (at least it was chilled)... I got 2/3 of it down in the initial one knee chug.

Iced.

I bet that drink is incredibly acidic. Way to put your teeth on the line.

Son, I have access to industrial strength fluorides that aren't even allowed on the market. Unlike a mere mortal, I could soak my teeth in Smirnoff Ice and come out smelling like a rose.

To the rest of you though, you're correct that Smirnoff is very acidic.

HOWEVER, the actual act of icing involves chugging the beverage.. minimizing it's contact with the teeth.

It's the sippers that get the most acid/sugar conatct on their teeth.

So from a dentists perspective of keeping your teeth healthy it would be far better to get iced 6 times then to slowly sip on a couple ices over an hour or 2

 

[Finless]

Sick Icing, bro