I actually had one on reserve, then read the venom on here and decided to not pick one up. The detractors convinced me that Apple is far better at marketing than actually making computers, so some lucky fool got mine at 3:00 pm, when my reservation ended.
A shame, really, I reserved it under the assumption that a $500 purchase would change my life. I know that some folks on this site will bet 40% of that on a UFC match at the advice of random innernet strangers, but not me. For $500, this thing had better CHANGE MY LIFE.
So, thank you, haters. You have set me straight. I'll have to settle for plunking down almost that much money for a Netbook that will quickly develop all the same problems my old Windows-based computers had. But...at least I won't be a fanboy or something equally bad in your eyes.
You idiots.