glumpy
breeze
There's definitely some truth to this.
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Sheriff66
Footballguy
Your scales stinks dude, move along.
The Noid
Avoid me!
I agree. If there's one thing you want to keep under wraps, it's that you bagged a young, famous, attractive, gold medal Olympian with multiple endorsement deals that's appeared on the covers of many, major magazines.
results of the poll seems to suggest she's closer to an 8.
Let me see, have my friends see me riding a moped or having them know I banged Lindsey Vonn.....that is tough.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You think she'd do you and run around bragging about it? Serious question....offdee said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
This would barely get a glance from most folks? Really?the moops said:If she was not an olympic athlete, she would barely get a glance from most folks.She is a slightly above average looking girl who is on the heavier side.rascal said:
Kendall
I heart waffles
I would brag about doing me. And you. And Tufnel. And most certainly Vonn.
Bluestaples
Footballguy
double
BillyBarooo
Footballguy
This would barely get a glance from most folks? Really?the moops said:If she was not an olympic athlete, she would barely get a glance from most folks.She is a slightly above average looking girl who is on the heavier side.rascal said:
Sheriff66
Footballguy
Not at the combine, they would be ask her if she plays Sam or WillThis would barely get a glance from most folks? Really?the moops said:If she was not an olympic athlete, she would barely get a glance from most folks.She is a slightly above average looking girl who is on the heavier side.rascal said:
BillyBarooo
Footballguy
spoken like a true meathead stillers fan. I'd like to see you give that argument to jose aldo, who weighs a mere 145
General Malaise
Footballguy
You guys are nuts. Her legs are so strong that if you were on top and inside of her, she could literally turn you into her own human dildo. Think about how cool that would be to, for once, be on top of a woman and not have to do any work. Liberating, right?This would barely get a glance from most folks? Really?the moops said:If she was not an olympic athlete, she would barely get a glance from most folks.She is a slightly above average looking girl who is on the heavier side.rascal said:
See you guys in the fall.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
awesomedouble
flufhed
Footballguy
Man, this is hilarious.Now, the people saying 9 or above were equally crazy, but come on, a 6 or 7? And she's too heavy?offdee said:
This chick is likely in better shape than 90% of chicks people here have dated. "She wouldn't be hot if she weren't an olympic athlete." This one kills me. That's the main reason the "160 lbs is too heavy crowd" is way off. She is in peak physical condition, with more muscle mass than most women. And she's 5'10". Of course she's not going to way 130.
BillyBarooo
Footballguy
not saying she's out of shape, she's just too heavy for my tastes. Here's further proof of her not-hotness. She married that tool and he's not rich or famous. So, there's no way an 8 or 9 marries that dork unless his last name is Gates or CubanMan, this is hilarious.Now, the people saying 9 or above were equally crazy, but come on, a 6 or 7? And she's too heavy?offdee said:
Kari Traa, now that is a 9 or 10 in the world of wimmens skiiing
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
not saying she's out of shape, she's just too heavy for my tastes. Here's further proof of her not-hotness. She married that tool and he's not rich or famous. So, there's no way an 8 or 9 marries that dork unless his last name is Gates or CubanMan, this is hilarious.Now, the people saying 9 or above were equally crazy, but come on, a 6 or 7? And she's too heavy?offdee said:
So you're going to adjust her ranking because you don't think her husband is good looking?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man, this is hilarious.Now, the people saying 9 or above were equally crazy, but come on, a 6 or 7? And she's too heavy?offdee said:This chick is likely in better shape than 90% of chicks people here have dated. "She wouldn't be hot if she weren't an olympic athlete." This one kills me. That's the main reason the "160 lbs is too heavy crowd" is way off. She is in peak physical condition, with more muscle mass than most women. And she's 5'10". Of course she's not going to way 130.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Alright, Adonis, let's see a picture of you for comparison.ETA: "She married fellow 2002 Olympian and former U.S. Ski Team athlete Thomas Vonn on September 29, 2007, at the Silver Lake Lodge in Deer Valley, Utah."not saying she's out of shape, she's just too heavy for my tastes. Here's further proof of her not-hotness. She married that tool and he's not rich or famous. So, there's no way an 8 or 9 marries that dork unless his last name is Gates or CubanMan, this is hilarious.Now, the people saying 9 or above were equally crazy, but come on, a 6 or 7? And she's too heavy?offdee said:
Kari Traa, now that is a 9 or 10 in the world of wimmens skiiing
Yeah, I'm sure an Olympic ski team member struggles to find poon and just had to 'settle' for Vonn.
Haven't you ever seen the movie "Hot Dog"? Those dudes slay.
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Voice Of Reason
Footballguy
Not sure why you mention Aldo, as practically no one knows who Jose Aldo is. And he cuts to 145, he probably walks at 170+ when not training specifically for a fight.
Mark Davis
Footballguy
Yeah, a guy walking the streets at 145 isn't going to instill fear into the hearts of too many. I'm also guessing he would have no shot at Vonn.
Hey little guy don't kill the messenger. It's not my fault that chicks aren't into you guys stuck in a pre-pubescent little boy body. I don't make the rules.
Matuski-"I'm not afraid of that midget"
top dog
Footballguy
I would absolutely bang her and brag to everyone I know. And anyone at the grocery store that would listen to me.
the moops
Footballguy
Because she is an olympic athlete who is world famous. I would do the same thing.However, if she was a nobody, and was in one of franksnbeans polls, the result would most likely be L, R, Vonn.
BillyBarooo
Footballguy
a) I'm 6'4" 210, but i dont feel the need to really bring that up unless provokedb) Jose Aldo would slaughter 99.9% of FBGs...guaranteed. He's quite possibly the baddest MMA fighter on the planet right now. Though GSP might have somethign to say about that. Anyway, he fights at 145 and i figured he walks around at 160-165, so thats why i bring him upc) even your reply paints you into the corner of every meathead stillers fan i've ever come across in a sports bar. Its ok, you're "that guy". you're the guy who pounds his chest and screams about how tough he is and how baddazz his football team is. You're the guy who gets belligerently drunk at the sports bar and carries on about "sixburgh". You're the guy whose life is most likely so pathetic that your only joy comes from associating with a football team that will never care about you the way you care about it. You think becuase you root for a football team, that makes you a winner. Unfortunately, everything about you, your life, and the vast nothingness you've contributed to society is based on the color jersey you wear on Sundays in the fall. i'm ok with it, apparently you are too, so lets move on
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flapgreen
Footballguy
This fits in perfectly in the FFA
General Malaise
Footballguy
Billy, I take back any mean thing I ever said to you or anybody or anything you like.
I find it hilarious that you have to post this on a message board instead of confronting in person the offending Steelers fans in the bar. FYI FBGers lift so we do not fear the likes of Jose Aldo.That's why alcohol was invented. They don't notice how little you are and we don't notice how big they are until sobriety hits in the morning. It's all good in the end.I just found out I'm a little guy that girls don't like.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
General Malaise
Footballguy
I fear the spit of Jose Aldo, and I don't even know who he is.I find it hilarious that you have to post this on a message board instead of confronting in person the offending Steelers fans in the bar. FYI FBGers lift so we do not fear the likes of Jose Aldo.
I have no idea who he is either but I'd like to know who is in the .1% of FBGs that could take him out since he sounds like such a badass. I like the idea that a tougher guy is somewhere out there sitting around posting here all day. Perhaps it's just you and Shuke if BillyBarooo is talking about an eat-off.I fear the spit of Jose Aldo, and I don't even know who he is.I find it hilarious that you have to post this on a message board instead of confronting in person the offending Steelers fans in the bar. FYI FBGers lift so we do not fear the likes of Jose Aldo.
I did not want to say anything, but I kicked Jose Aldo's butt once. I went to a hockey game and the dude was sitting in my seat giving me some lame story about his one-legged grandpa.I have no idea who he is either but I'd like to know who is in the .1% of FBGs that could take him out since he sounds like such a badass. I like the idea that a tougher guy is somewhere out there sitting around posting here all day. Perhaps it's just you and Shuke if BillyBarooo is talking about an eat-off.I fear the spit of Jose Aldo, and I don't even know who he is.
Vladislav Tretiak
Footballguy
I have to be honest...You have to pull up a picture of her where she sat in a makeup chair for at least 1.5-2 hours just to look good.This would barely get a glance from most folks? Really?If she was not an olympic athlete, she would barely get a glance from most folks.She is a slightly above average looking girl who is on the heavier side.
Pull up a picture of her going to the mall, shopping, library, out for pizza, etc...and then post it here.
It isn't hard to look good when you have a bunch of professionals making you look good.
See: Eva Longoria. Nasty looking woman unless she has her five hours in a make-up chair
flapgreen
Footballguy
I fear the spit of Jose Aldo, and I don't even know who he is.
gameday
Footballguy
Damn, I can't believe this post hasn't received more love. I've been laughing about it since yesterday. It's GOLD, I tell you, GOLD . . . .You guys are nuts. Her legs are so strong that if you were on top and inside of her, she could literally turn you into her own human dildo. Think about how cool that would be to, for once, be on top of a woman and not have to do any work. Liberating, right?This would barely get a glance from most folks? Really?If she was not an olympic athlete, she would barely get a glance from most folks.She is a slightly above average looking girl who is on the heavier side.
See you guys in the fall.
Monkeyface Prickleback
Footballguy
Greatest year ever. 
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Haven't seen a single race this year, but that is pretty incredible. She's on a serious roll. Wonder if everybody still hates her.
And 7.
And 7.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Yes. Fantastic bump.
