Official Drunk Thread (7 Viewers)

[YSR]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

 

[Captain Placeholder]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

 

[YSR]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

Love what you've done with the avatar, btw.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

Do you have a newsletter? Id' like to subscribe please.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

sdh fl;;;j

 

[YSR]

Found half a bottle of wine in my bedside table drawer. Not sure if I should be or

 

[cosjobs]

9 oz tequila, 5 oz gran mariner, 6 oz kirkland margarita mix

shaken with ice

not bad

not bad at all

 

[Captain Placeholder]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

Do you have a newsletter? Id' like to subscribe please.

I May. Be calling you this summer for my whiffleball/drinking team in Miluakee.

 

[Captain Placeholder]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

Love what you've done with the avatar, btw.

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[Captain Placeholder]

9 oz tequila, 5 oz gran mariner, 6 oz kirkland margarita mixshaken with icenot badnot bad at all

Way too much math IMO

 

[YSR]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

Love what you've done with the avatar, btw.

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I'm the one who lent the alias to you. Just giving you a compliment.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

One beer left. Nothing else here. Wat.

Might as well shotgun it

Do you have a newsletter? Id' like to subscribe please.

I May. Be calling you this summer for my whiffleball/drinking team in Miluakee.

I could be talked into that

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?

I feel cheated.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?I feel cheated.

I just took an online BAC test and I'm .08

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?I feel cheated.

I just took an online BAC test and I'm .08

Do you blow into your computer's mic hole or something?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?

I feel cheated.

I just took an online BAC test and I'm .08

Do you blow into your computer's mic hole or something?

Notre Dame is Irish right? It's gotta be legit

 

[-fish-]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?I feel cheated.

Alaskan Amber does tend to give me a wicked hangover. So none of the alcohol but worse aftereffects than your average microbrew.

 

[-fish-]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?

I feel cheated.

I just took an online BAC test and I'm .08

Do you blow into your computer's mic hole or something?

Notre Dame is Irish right? It's gotta be legit

I just tried that, but it had no way to account for the fact that I woke up drunk. That should count for something.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?

I feel cheated.

I just took an online BAC test and I'm .08

Do you blow into your computer's mic hole or something?

Notre Dame is Irish right? It's gotta be legit

I just tried that, but it had no way to account for the fact that I woke up drunk. That should count for something.

I should go to bed but I have 3 beers left.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So I bought a six pack of something called Alaskan Amber Ale. I've killed all six of them and feel nothing. I decided to look up the alcohol content. 5%. Why even bother making a non-lager/pilsner beer if it's as potent as Bud?I feel cheated.

Alaskan Amber does tend to give me a wicked hangover. So none of the alcohol but worse aftereffects than your average microbrew.

Yeah never buying this crap again. Tastes fine but I bought it at the hoity-toity mini-mart near my brother's house. They wanted $8.50 for a sixer. And not even so much as a buzz. ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

####### FOUND IT

 

[cosjobs]

####### FOUND IT

and?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

####### FOUND IT

and?

It left something to be desired.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm sitting in my hotel room drinking VO and coke. I had a couple bottles of Oregon Pinot, but they've been very disappointing.

 

[Charlie Frown]

Drinking vodka and whatever I can put in it. Just smoked a CAO MX2.

 

[TexanFan02]

Drinking vodka and whatever I can put in it. Just smoked a CAO MX2.

Me too.

 

[Thorn]

Its a sad day when homer wont do an internet shot

 

[BRONG]

Pacifico the rest of the night (Australian Open Final) for me. 4 strong Cadillacs make me want to sleep instead...

 

[-fish-]

Just got home from day 4 of my friend's birthday celebration. Nearly 3 am and not quite done yet.

 

[-fish-]

good god. quiet night in with a couple beers turned into full-blown Monday drunkfest. scotch to finish off the night.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thank jebus this thread is alive again.

 

[Kubes]

Thank jebus this thread is alive again.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thank jebus this thread is alive again.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm just going to say this...MacGruber is kind of funny.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Going through a Leinies mixed 12pack I got for Xmas.

 

[Kubes]

I'm just going to say this...MacGruber is kind of funny.

this is troof

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Found half a bottle of wine in my bedside table drawer. Not sure if I should be or

 

[-fish-]

happy hour=5 martinis. drinking wine with two chicks half my age watching movies. hope there wont be more updates.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

happy hour=5 martinis. drinking wine with two chicks half my age watching movies. hope there wont be more updates.

Love knows no age, friends.

 

[mr. furley]

About 100 pages ago I was drunk posting about Don Beebe for some reason.

Fastest white man on the planet

FACTalso this is just a couple miles from my house

 

[kevzilla]

Yep

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Yep

How drunk is your hair?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Timely bump

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

 

[kevzilla]

Yep

How drunk is your hair?

It's pointing in some fairly unpredictable directions. Thanks for asking!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

My wife is wondering my I'm laughing. Of course this is a thrice daily happening.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

My wife is wondering my I'm laughing. Of course this is a thrice daily happening.

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