Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
No clue why Bumpy Bumpenheimer bumped this.
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Ted Lange as your Bartender
Footballguy
See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine,
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time,
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time,
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Looks like someone stuck her in a dorky, unnatural pose. No deductions from the Lithuanian judge.
SimonMoon
Footballguy
Arguably one of the greatest songs ever recorded."I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips, and drinks."
ETA: I give her a 6. Too much makeup, not enough information. Legs are crucial.
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Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Is this girl too old for Homer?
deep vacuum
Footballguy
8. The man hands is what I love about her. I just love taking a girl out for dinner and having her crack my lobster with her bare hands.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
"So tell me, Zoidberg, I mean, Zelda, what do you do for a living...?"8. The man hands is what I love about her. I just love taking a girl out for dinner and having her crack my lobster with her bare hands.
mr. furley
Footballguy
that's a dude
offdee
Footballguy
Solid 8 based on this pic.
The pic is too "glamour-shotted" up though....I think she'd move up to an 8.5 if she was in a natural setting with her hair down, subtle makeup, tight jeans, high heels and a nice low cut shirt (and not posing for a Scoliosis poster).
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10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women, but not tops locally)
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
4.5 and lower: Below Average and no need to rank any lower than this. Major flaws pile up, overweight, blemishes, etc.
The pic is too "glamour-shotted" up though....I think she'd move up to an 8.5 if she was in a natural setting with her hair down, subtle makeup, tight jeans, high heels and a nice low cut shirt (and not posing for a Scoliosis poster).
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10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)
9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)
8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women, but not tops locally)
7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
4.5 and lower: Below Average and no need to rank any lower than this. Major flaws pile up, overweight, blemishes, etc.
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fissure man
Footballguy
Major
Footballguy
According to the Kade Scale she's a 3.
http://arthurkade.com/kade-scale/
@:
7-Above average, keep as a friend
She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.
Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez
http://arthurkade.com/kade-scale/
@:7-Above average, keep as a friend
She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.
Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez
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HellToupee
Footballguy
6.5
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
You cant tell if any broad is a 9 or 10 until you see them with out make up. This one has enough make up on to make Bozo jealous.
Foosball God
Foos
That is a gorgeous face? Don't get me wrong it isn't bad, but that isn't gorgeous imo.
SKribbles
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Or she's hiding a hunchback and I've never seen a hunchback over a 5
Postradamus
Footballguy
holy ####, is that a real person?According to the Kade Scale she's a 3.
http://arthurkade.com/kade-scale/
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7-Above average, keep as a friend
She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.
Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
She's a 9, possibly a 10...I don't think it's her makeup, I think this shot has been Photoshopped (airbrushed, if you will), to remove skin blemishes, moles, etc. She's still quite the hottie, and I, for one, appreciate your efforts, RN. Well done, sir 
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Scrub every last bit of makeup off of this girl. I guarantee you she will still have those big, beautiful eyes.Studies have shown that both men and women are attracted to eyes first in a potential mate, and I am no exception.
Postradamus
Footballguy
Photo could use some airbrushing but besides that, she's a solid 7.9
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bentley
Footballguy
Disagree. If she actually had more than a B cup, they'd look completely different in this pose. Still way hot.
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Big hands are appreciated when your getting an HJ.
Gopher State
Footballguy
bow wow
spacevan
Footballguy
She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's and she had an Adam's apple as big as her b@lls
Bamboo Bill
Footballguy
link to the rest of the series?
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
My dog has big, beautiful eyes too. I guess I need a little more than a pair of nice eyes to get me excited, but to each their own.
northern exposure
Footballguy
You might want to stick to your male fashion thread, champ.offdee said:
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
sorry. 6 tops. loved the jealous bozo comment.
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
How did he not find the baggie,With his hand in my shoe?
"I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips, and drinks."
ETA: I give her a 6. Too much makeup, not enough information. Legs are crucial.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
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wraith5
Footballguy
Disagree completely here. I don't want Andre punching me in the balls 500 times. Plus I'm going for a serious contrast in size comparisons.
johnnycakes
Footballguy
Looks like she's been dunked in a vat of makeup. 5.
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Das Boot
Footballguy
I think she probably recently had breast reduction surgery.Her posture just hasn't readjusted to it yet.
honky kong
Footballguy
Terrible picture and too skinny for me but in real world terms, I give her an 8.
HellToupee
Footballguy
Maya Rudolph has a couple of things going for her
SaintsInDome2006
Footballguy
These are 7's????According to the Kade Scale she's a 3.
http://arthurkade.com/kade-scale/
7-Above average, keep as a friend
She may be cute and somewhat sexy, but not someone that I would date on a regular scale. Many 7’s will come off fake and not genuine because they realize they aren’t as good as the top tier, and this makes them even less attractive because they act like they are trying too hard. They can have just as many “bad days” as “good days”, and they lack sexuality and consistency.
Example: Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Kerry Washington, Cameron Diaz, Bar Refaeli,Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Beyonce,Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez
