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indeed it has.Sandwiches thurs/fri (fri the latest).This had fallen to page 3...
indeed it has.Sandwiches thurs/fri (fri the latest).This had fallen to page 3...
Fantastic. Thanks for this.Writeup for my poem for Krista:
The Raven
There's not much I can say here in a technical sense. I'm not a huge poetry fan, and while I can certainly appreciate a good poem, poetry as a whole remains beyond my grasp. It's like seafood or wine - I want to like it, but it just doesn't seem to happen for me. I'm a borderline film snob, and also a writer, so I'm no stranger to highbrow stuff / literature, but I'm sad to say poetry in general bores me.
Except for this one. And I really don't know why beyond "I like it".
I first heard this recited by Vincent Price when I was about 8 years old. I always stayed up late and watched horror movies as a kid (still do, really), and one night, The Raven was on. It's actually more a comedy than a horror film, with Price and Boris Karloff as rival sorcerers, with Peter Lorre as comic relief / the raven. But in the beginning, Price recites the poem in his signature voice, and I was hooked. I suppose the supernatural overtones appeal to me, as does the dark sense of loss. That's about as close to "getting it" as I come. But it remains a favorite of mine, and really the only poem I considered. It led me to more of Poe's work, and I became a big fan, which I suppose is a good thing.
Anyway, that's all I can really say about it. Hope it suffices.
Your avatar sucks.More judging, please.
And your deoderant is really not working.I'll have child stars tomorrow.Your avatar sucks.More judging, please.
The also-rans:8 pts - Linda BlairSo- child stars should be pre-teen. Any stuff they did after they hit those tragic teen years just doesn't count. Post 1900 only, please. I don't care if some five-year-old performed for Charlemagne or Kublai Khan.
She is most well known today for her appearances in Meet Me in St. Louis and Little Women (1949). She's the girl Judy Garland sings "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" to. She was a major star all through the 40's. I have no idea if it really happened, but she is credited with asking a director, "When I cry, do you want the tears to run all the way or shall I stop halfway down?" She was good enough to do it, too.Beginning a prolific career as a child actress in feature films at the age of four, O'Brien became one of the most popular child stars in cinema history, and was honored with a Juvenile Academy Award as the outstanding child actress of 1944.
Cooper is the first superstar to make the list. He was a member of Our Gang. He is also remembered for appearing with Wallace Beery in The Champ.17 pts - George "Spanky" McFarlandCooper was the first child actor to receive an Academy Award nomination. At age 9, he was also the youngest performer to have been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role—an honor that he received for the film Skippy (1931). For nearly 50 years, Cooper remained the youngest Oscar nominee in any category, until he was surpassed by Justin Henry's nomination, at age 8, in the Supporting Actor category for Kramer vs. Kramer (1979).
He was one very recognizable kid.18 pts - Macauley CulkinAfter his discovery at the age of three, he instantly became a key member of the Our Gang children's comedy movie series and one of Hollywood's stars. His earliest films show him as an outspoken toddler, grumpily going along with the rest of the gang. His scene-stealing abilities brought him more attention, and by 1935 he was the de facto leader of the gang, often paired with Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer, and always the enterprising "idea man." Switzer's character became as much of a scene stealer as the young McFarland was, and the two boys' fathers fought constantly over screen time and star billing for their children.
Merchandising. Who knew? She was so popular, her stuff is still collected today.She began her film career in 1932 at the age of three, and in 1934, found international fame in Bright Eyes, a feature film designed specifically for her talents. She received a special Juvenile Academy Award in February 1935, and film hits such as Curly Top and Heidi followed year after year during the mid-to-late 1930s. Licensed merchandise that capitalized on her wholesome image included dolls, dishes, and clothing.
She could sing, dance, and act. Pretty good for a little girl.And now it's time to put on the glitter make-up and polyester and judge the disco songs.She is No. 18 on the American Film Institute's list of the greatest female American screen legends of all time
He would have done pretty well.Mathers was the first child actor ever to make a deal to get a percentage of the merchandising revenue from a television show. The Leave It to Beaver show still generates merchandise revenue today, 48 years after its original production run ended.The original sitcom has been shown in over 80 countries in 40 languages. Mathers has noted that the Leave It to Beaver phenomenon is worldwide. "I can go anywhere in the world, and people know me," Mathers has said. "In Japan the show’s called 'The Happy Boy and His Family.' So I’ll be walking through the airport in Japan, and people will come up and say, 'Hi, Happy Boy!'"
shirley temple is one of my favorite stars!And now the cream of the crop:
15 pts - Dakota Fanning
Ms. Fanning has been a busy young lady. She has scads of credits, in both movies and TV, as well as voice credits for animated features. If people didn't have so much multimedia to divert their attention, she would be doing even better. A really big star in her own right. But there are a few major stars to come:
16 pts - Jackie Cooper
Cooper is the first superstar to make the list. He was a member of Our Gang. He is also remembered for appearing with Wallace Beery in The Champ.17 pts - George "Spanky" McFarlandCooper was the first child actor to receive an Academy Award nomination. At age 9, he was also the youngest performer to have been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role—an honor that he received for the film Skippy (1931). For nearly 50 years, Cooper remained the youngest Oscar nominee in any category, until he was surpassed by Justin Henry's nomination, at age 8, in the Supporting Actor category for Kramer vs. Kramer (1979).
Also a member of "Our Gang".
He was one very recognizable kid.18 pts - Macauley CulkinAfter his discovery at the age of three, he instantly became a key member of the Our Gang children's comedy movie series and one of Hollywood's stars. His earliest films show him as an outspoken toddler, grumpily going along with the rest of the gang. His scene-stealing abilities brought him more attention, and by 1935 he was the de facto leader of the gang, often paired with Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer, and always the enterprising "idea man." Switzer's character became as much of a scene stealer as the young McFarland was, and the two boys' fathers fought constantly over screen time and star billing for their children.
He may not have done much before he turned 13 (Uncle Buck and Home Alone are the standouts), but he was really major child star material. It was impossible to avoid seeing his image for quite a while. And he wasn't even annoying at that point.
19 pts - Ron Howard
Little Ronny Howard was cast as Opie Taylor at the age of six, and he already had a decent résumé. Besides playing a truly iconic TV character, he was in The Courtship of Eddie's Father and The Music Man. And then there were the tons of roles on random other programmes. He was a major star not just because of a publicity machine, but because of his talent.
But who can compete with the gold standard of child stars?
20 pts - Shirley Temple
Merchandising. Who knew? She was so popular, her stuff is still collected today.She began her film career in 1932 at the age of three, and in 1934, found international fame in Bright Eyes, a feature film designed specifically for her talents. She received a special Juvenile Academy Award in February 1935, and film hits such as Curly Top and Heidi followed year after year during the mid-to-late 1930s. Licensed merchandise that capitalized on her wholesome image included dolls, dishes, and clothing.She could sing, dance, and act. Pretty good for a little girl.And now it's time to put on the glitter make-up and polyester and judge the disco songs.She is No. 18 on the American Film Institute's list of the greatest female American screen legends of all time
How would Drew Barrymore have ranked?By the way, I was really surprised that no one took Jerry Mathers.
He would have done pretty well.Mathers was the first child actor ever to make a deal to get a percentage of the merchandising revenue from a television show. The Leave It to Beaver show still generates merchandise revenue today, 48 years after its original production run ended.The original sitcom has been shown in over 80 countries in 40 languages. Mathers has noted that the Leave It to Beaver phenomenon is worldwide. "I can go anywhere in the world, and people know me," Mathers has said. "In Japan the show’s called 'The Happy Boy and His Family.' So I’ll be walking through the airport in Japan, and people will come up and say, 'Hi, Happy Boy!'"
I reckon somewhere around the Tatum O'Neal section.How would Drew Barrymore have ranked?By the way, I was really surprised that no one took Jerry Mathers.
He would have done pretty well.Mathers was the first child actor ever to make a deal to get a percentage of the merchandising revenue from a television show. The Leave It to Beaver show still generates merchandise revenue today, 48 years after its original production run ended.The original sitcom has been shown in over 80 countries in 40 languages. Mathers has noted that the Leave It to Beaver phenomenon is worldwide. "I can go anywhere in the world, and people know me," Mathers has said. "In Japan the show’s called 'The Happy Boy and His Family.' So I’ll be walking through the airport in Japan, and people will come up and say, 'Hi, Happy Boy!'"
Thank you. I really appreciate it when the judges do this, it saves me a lot of time.I forgot my summary list.Again.8pts - Linda Blair9pts - Jodie Foster10pts - Mickey Rooney11pts - Gary Coleman12pts - Tatum O'Neal13pts - Michael Jackson14pts - Margaret O'Brien15pts - Dakota Fanning16pts - Jackie Cooper17pts - George "Spanky" McFarland18pts - Macauley Culkin19pts - Ron Howard20pts - Shirley Temple
Great sentiment for a pop culture draft, but I'm pretty sure a BLT is far greater than a bologna sandwich.15 points - BLT
Just misses the top 5 simply because the ones above it are more legendary in my mind (as legendary as a sandwich can be). But an awesome sandwich.
16 points - Bologna Sandwich
A staple of brown bagged lunches everywhere. Lots of ways to eat it - I liked mine w/ mustard and some cheese, my sister liked just mayo, etc. It’s a shame my taste for bologna didn’t extend to adulthood (and I find that’s true w/ lots of folks). But a top 5 sandwich nonetheless.
I dunno - ask a kid.Yea, I like a BLT better. But I'd likely not bring one to work for lunch.Great sentiment for a pop culture draft, but I'm pretty sure a BLT is far greater than a bologna sandwich.15 points - BLT
Just misses the top 5 simply because the ones above it are more legendary in my mind (as legendary as a sandwich can be). But an awesome sandwich.
16 points - Bologna Sandwich
A staple of brown bagged lunches everywhere. Lots of ways to eat it - I liked mine w/ mustard and some cheese, my sister liked just mayo, etc. It’s a shame my taste for bologna didn’t extend to adulthood (and I find that’s true w/ lots of folks). But a top 5 sandwich nonetheless.
I'd likely not eat a bologna sandwich if a BLT was an option.I dunno - ask a kid.Yea, I like a BLT better. But I'd likely not bring one to work for lunch.Great sentiment for a pop culture draft, but I'm pretty sure a BLT is far greater than a bologna sandwich.15 points - BLT
Just misses the top 5 simply because the ones above it are more legendary in my mind (as legendary as a sandwich can be). But an awesome sandwich.
16 points - Bologna Sandwich
A staple of brown bagged lunches everywhere. Lots of ways to eat it - I liked mine w/ mustard and some cheese, my sister liked just mayo, etc. It’s a shame my taste for bologna didn’t extend to adulthood (and I find that’s true w/ lots of folks). But a top 5 sandwich nonetheless.
me neither - now, anyway. But I have to give some props to something we all probably brought to school.I'd likely not eat a bologna sandwich if a BLT was an option.I dunno - ask a kid.Yea, I like a BLT better. But I'd likely not bring one to work for lunch.Great sentiment for a pop culture draft, but I'm pretty sure a BLT is far greater than a bologna sandwich.15 points - BLT
Just misses the top 5 simply because the ones above it are more legendary in my mind (as legendary as a sandwich can be). But an awesome sandwich.
16 points - Bologna Sandwich
A staple of brown bagged lunches everywhere. Lots of ways to eat it - I liked mine w/ mustard and some cheese, my sister liked just mayo, etc. It’s a shame my taste for bologna didn’t extend to adulthood (and I find that’s true w/ lots of folks). But a top 5 sandwich nonetheless.
Most of the sandwiches I brought to school were not very good. Thanks Mom!me neither - now, anyway. But I have to give some props to something we all probably brought to school.I'd likely not eat a bologna sandwich if a BLT was an option.I dunno - ask a kid.Yea, I like a BLT better. But I'd likely not bring one to work for lunch.Great sentiment for a pop culture draft, but I'm pretty sure a BLT is far greater than a bologna sandwich.15 points - BLT
Just misses the top 5 simply because the ones above it are more legendary in my mind (as legendary as a sandwich can be). But an awesome sandwich.
16 points - Bologna Sandwich
A staple of brown bagged lunches everywhere. Lots of ways to eat it - I liked mine w/ mustard and some cheese, my sister liked just mayo, etc. It’s a shame my taste for bologna didn’t extend to adulthood (and I find that’s true w/ lots of folks). But a top 5 sandwich nonetheless.
In no particular order, my top three from above would be BLT, Rueben, and pastrami on rye.final sandwich rankings:8 points – Chicken Parm Hero9 points - Meatball sub10 points – Tuna Melt11 Points – Club Sandwich12 points – Italian Sub (my pick)13 points – Philly Cheesesteak14 Points – Rueben15 points - BLT16 points - Bologna Sandwich17 points - Grilled Cheese18 points – Pastrami on Rye19 points – PB&J20 Points – Ham and Cheese
You need to go find five fat guys who will sit around on Saturday and eat your way through the re-rankings. NFW does Bologna deserve to be that high.OK, that's about all the outrage I got. Nice job and thanks for doing the thankless.final sandwich rankings:
8 points – Chicken Parm Hero
9 points - Meatball sub
10 points – Tuna Melt
11 Points – Club Sandwich
12 points – Italian Sub (my pick)
13 points – Philly Cheesesteak
14 Points – Rueben
15 points - BLT
16 points - Bologna Sandwich
17 points - Grilled Cheese
18 points – Pastrami on Rye
19 points – PB&J
20 Points – Ham and Cheese
It had to be something you'd put in a - and it had to be something jwb liked and/or thought was important. It's good to be the king.Huh. I totally agree with the sandwich rankings...if you completely reversed them. I guess on the basis of the criteria, the rankings make sense, though. Deliciousness had absolutely no part in this. :(
WTG, rookie!Rankings (after 12 categories)
186 wbaaoz
183 Mister CIA
180 timschochet
178 jwb
178 rikishiboy
176 Tremendous Upside
173 BobbyLayne
167 DougB
165 Usual21
156 Mrs. Rannous
154 tish156
143 DC Thunder
137 AcerFC
If I were the sandwich judge, I would have fasted for 48 hours before ranking. :SpiritOfCharvik:ETA: In JWB's defense, fried bologna slathered in mustard on lightly toasted Wonder bread would rank high.Huh. I totally agree with the sandwich rankings...if you completely reversed them. I guess on the basis of the criteria, the rankings make sense, though. Deliciousness had absolutely no part in this. :(
I don't think you ever saw "my friend Jim who doesn't have access to the internet" ranking the 1970s NBAers.Those sandwich rankings are awful. No offense, but likely the worst judged category I have ever seen.
I also think the "is this at your local deli" was a bit off. I never, ever see a cheesesteak at a deli, but a club or a tuna melt is always there. And I see people ordering a tuna melt all the time.Just seems like deliciousness should have been more important, but again given that the criteria were set out in advance it might be hard to complain. I do remember thinking, and nearly posting, that the "ham and cheese" selection was terrible. 20 points terrible, I guess.I think the 'brown bag' factor skewed the sandwich results unfairly. A great sandwich is not necessarily brown bag friendly. The results aren't exactly reversed...but they're certainly altered.
Hey now. He tried.I don't think you ever saw "my friend Jim who doesn't have access to the internet" ranking the 1970s NBAers.Those sandwich rankings are awful. No offense, but likely the worst judged category I have ever seen.
If you were starting a sandwich shop that had to server all of america of all ages and you could only go one sandwich at a time it's not that far off.I also think the "is this at your local deli" was a bit off. I never, ever see a cheesesteak at a deli, but a club or a tuna melt is always there. And I see people ordering a tuna melt all the time.Just seems like deliciousness should have been more important, but again given that the criteria were set out in advance it might be hard to complain. I do remember thinking, and nearly posting, that the "ham and cheese" selection was terrible. 20 points terrible, I guess.I think the 'brown bag' factor skewed the sandwich results unfairly. A great sandwich is not necessarily brown bag friendly. The results aren't exactly reversed...but they're certainly altered.
It's consistently considered the most popular sandwich in America. I've never ordered one myself, in the entire history of my life.I also think the "is this at your local deli" was a bit off. I never, ever see a cheesesteak at a deli, but a club or a tuna melt is always there. And I see people ordering a tuna melt all the time.Just seems like deliciousness should have been more important, but again given that the criteria were set out in advance it might be hard to complain. I do remember thinking, and nearly posting, that the "ham and cheese" selection was terrible. 20 points terrible, I guess.I think the 'brown bag' factor skewed the sandwich results unfairly. A great sandwich is not necessarily brown bag friendly. The results aren't exactly reversed...but they're certainly altered.
LINK!!!!!!!!!!!????????????Sorry, just wanted to seem all Paterno-thread-like.It's consistently considered the most popular sandwich in America. I've never ordered one myself, in the entire history of my life.I also think the "is this at your local deli" was a bit off. I never, ever see a cheesesteak at a deli, but a club or a tuna melt is always there. And I see people ordering a tuna melt all the time.Just seems like deliciousness should have been more important, but again given that the criteria were set out in advance it might be hard to complain. I do remember thinking, and nearly posting, that the "ham and cheese" selection was terrible. 20 points terrible, I guess.I think the 'brown bag' factor skewed the sandwich results unfairly. A great sandwich is not necessarily brown bag friendly. The results aren't exactly reversed...but they're certainly altered.
Neat.If you were starting a sandwich shop that had to server all of america of all ages and you could only go one sandwich at a time it's not that far off.I also think the "is this at your local deli" was a bit off. I never, ever see a cheesesteak at a deli, but a club or a tuna melt is always there. And I see people ordering a tuna melt all the time.Just seems like deliciousness should have been more important, but again given that the criteria were set out in advance it might be hard to complain. I do remember thinking, and nearly posting, that the "ham and cheese" selection was terrible. 20 points terrible, I guess.I think the 'brown bag' factor skewed the sandwich results unfairly. A great sandwich is not necessarily brown bag friendly. The results aren't exactly reversed...but they're certainly altered.
Have another Bud Light, connoisseur.If you were starting a sandwich shop that had to server all of america of all ages and you could only go one sandwich at a time it's not that far off.I also think the "is this at your local deli" was a bit off. I never, ever see a cheesesteak at a deli, but a club or a tuna melt is always there. And I see people ordering a tuna melt all the time.Just seems like deliciousness should have been more important, but again given that the criteria were set out in advance it might be hard to complain. I do remember thinking, and nearly posting, that the "ham and cheese" selection was terrible. 20 points terrible, I guess.I think the 'brown bag' factor skewed the sandwich results unfairly. A great sandwich is not necessarily brown bag friendly. The results aren't exactly reversed...but they're certainly altered.
No, it did a little - it broke ties, etc. But I definitely gave lots of weight to common / popular / etc. In retrospect, maybe different criteria would have been better (what I find delicious), etc. Italian sub would have won, then, with Pastrami second, and club sandwich third. Rueben would have finished dead last (hate russian dressing).But I did them the way I did them to prevent it from being just what I thought (which I think is unfair) - I tried to make it more common (Frostillicus had a good observation on this.)Huh. I totally agree with the sandwich rankings...if you completely reversed them. I guess on the basis of the criteria, the rankings make sense, though. Deliciousness had absolutely no part in this. :(
Seems like some don't like this part, but it was in the criteria on page 1 from the very beginning. I could have been talked into changing my mind back then for sure, but once picks are made, that's that.your PBB sandwich would have done somewhat decently (more for the novelty factor than flat-out popularity. But there was always a few kids who brought this.)Why was what we brought to school a factor? If that was so I probably would of drafted peanut butter and banana.
Bringing an egg salad sandwich to school is just gross. That stuff does not age well.some notable unpicked sandwiches:chicken salad / egg salad (egg salad would have done fairly well - probably around BLT level)Ham, egg and cheese on a roll (would have done well also)fluffernutter (wouldn't have done all that well, but might have gotten a few points based on how incredibly tasty it is.... for a few bites, anyway)Roast beef sandwich / french dip - probably would have finished around the Italian sub territory.
I find that most places put thousand island dressing on reubens instead of russian. I usually (but not always) ask to leave the dressing off, and substitute it with spicey mustard.Rueben would have finished dead last (hate russian dressing).
It was.It's Reuben. And since you can spell the name, it automatically should get 5 more points.
And the "brown bag factor" was a total wildcard that wasn't in any criteria, I don't believe...Totally bogus rankngs...