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What are you "Elite" at in Life? (1 Viewer)

Picking winners - they don't call me the bookie killer for nothing. Call me and Skip today or hit us up on twitter @VIPSportsLV

 
Being me. And I'm fairly certain there are plenty of people that could be a better me than I currently am.

 
I'm elite at cracking wise.. according to my wife who doesn't consider it a particularly positive trait.  But eff her.  

 
Due diligence, structuring mergers & acquisitions, special purpose multi-state tax entities, teaching little kids how to ride a bike, biblical exegesis.

 
There is no un-looking. My ex-girl's brother J used to drop 'em at parties he hated.  

Dis-gusting.  
Lol!

Well, I can most definitely see the "talent" involved. 

These days, I'm happy with morning regularity. 

Dropping deuce on a dime (at will)...wow...I can't fathom that anymore.

Then again, Otb and his sambucol (sp? or other remedy), could be a creative cheat code here.

 
If we're talking top 1-1.5% of the world's population or US population I'd say I'm elite at:

Hiking/Backpacking/Caving/Canyoneering...possibly running (although I'm not all that fast probably at the low end of top 25% in local road races so I'd be at best borderline of overall population).

If we're talking to 1-1.5% of people who regularly do something I'd say I have no elite skills.  Although I'd be close in backpacking.

 
If we're talking top 1-1.5% of the world's population or US population I'd say I'm elite at:

Hiking/Backpacking/Caving/Canyoneering...possibly running (although I'm not all that fast probably at the low end of top 25% in local road races so I'd be at best borderline of overall population).

If we're talking to 1-1.5% of people who regularly do something I'd say I have no elite skills.  Although I'd be close in backpacking.
Yeah, if we're talking top 1% of the US or World population, that list becomes massive.  Heck, I'm a top 1% in the world basketball coach, and I've never coached above 8th grade.

 
Some of the "suck at"s reminded me of this - I have a supreme poker face. Have a natural dead-dog stare, but learned how to be placid in the counseling biz, then an old pro (best gambler i ever seen) told me early in my card career to do everything at a poker table like it was the best idea i ever had and the combo not only makes my face indecipherable but precipitates reveals from others.

 
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Wordament, Boggle, Jumble, Anagrams...anything that involves making words out of random letters.

Useless Rain Man skill.

 
making money

golf

long time ago i was a coast guard rescue swimmer which i imagine is a small group of people globally, but don't think that qualifies as "elite" in the sense the OP asked.

 
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machine gun?

can you foot a phone book without looking?

(actual actual exercise my first day as an intern with Ernst & Young nee Young & Young. also one of the reasons why i went to PwC nee Coopers & Lybrand after I graduated.)

 

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