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You're Told a Bottle of Wine Costs "Thirty-Seven-Fifty"... (1 Viewer)

I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe I splurge one time on a $1k bottle.

I feel like they have these on the menu just for a user error like this story. Who orders this ####?

 
I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe
If I won the lotto for that much I would buy a $4k bottle of wine, open it, and the give it to the first homeless looking person* I saw outside the restaurant.

*so some hipster might end up with a really expensive bottle of wine

 
I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe I splurge one time on a $1k bottle.

I feel like they have these on the menu just for a user error like this story. Who orders this ####?
I've been to a dinner with someone like that. Ordered 5 magnum bottles of Cristal. There were about 15 of us.

ETA: When we ran out they just kept on bringing regular sized bottles of Cristal.

I believe the bill came to over $30,000

 
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I like how the manager was able to cut a deal with him for only $2,200. That means the restaurant probably paid $1700 for the bottle of wine. Marking up a bottle of wine $2,000 is pretty ridiculous, but I would expect nothing less from Bobby Flay.

 
the server is absolutely at fault here for a number of reasons assuming the server never actually did confirm the price using the word thousand before the bottle was opened. i would not pay a dime over 37.50.

 
The guy is complaining about a $3750 bottle of wine after ordering $950 in food. What did he think he was ordering?
This doesn't make sense.
Let's see...your at the Bobby Flay restaurant right off the casino floor in the Borgata ordering an $135 seafood tower and at least one order of lamb chops. There's a reason those expensive bottles are on that menu at that location. It's because they are ordered by NYC guys coming down to gamble in large amounts or host clients (think brokers trying to get business from hedge fund managers) they are looking to impress.
You're obviously trolling (lamb chops means you should expect to pay $4K for wine?) but just so you know, those seafood towers are usually priced for the number of people eating it. Usually about $35-$45/person and they'll give an appropriate amount of seafood based on what you tell them.
I'm not trolling...it's not like brokers don't take hedge fund traders and their teams to the Borgata to gamble and wine and dine. For all the server knew the host was asking his most important client to pick whatever bottle he wanted. That wouldn't be that out of the ordinary for that location.

I mean think of it this way, what type of bills do you think brokers run up taking traders to strip clubs in NYC?

Edit: my point is crazy bills/orders/drink purchases happen all the time when you are entertaining guests in the NYC-area restaurants. It's the reason all these places stock this stuff.
But $100/man at an AC steakhouse (or NYC) inclusive of other drinks (since only the one bottle was broken out) is easy to achieve. I do that regularly and while I do okay, I'm no Wall Street tycoon. I'd venture a guess that 95% of people spending $100 a man on dinner have their meal broken out something like this: $25 on drinks, $45 on entree, $20 on apps, $15 on sides.

 
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.

 
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
No, of course not. I am not excusing what happened by any stretch...I just never even though about wine menus being rounded to the dollar exclusively. I'm a beer drinker and so we don't order many bottles when we go out. What we will do, however, is bring our own bottle in with us and pay the $10-$15 corkage fee to drink it there. Screw the mark-up.

 
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
It is very presumptuous.

 
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
It is very presumptuous.
"that's a mighty big word for an 8-year old."

 
So, this ##### "recommends" the second most expensive bottle of wine on their menu(aside from magnums and dessert wines) and doesn't triple check before popping? There better be more to this, or Borgatas can go #### themselves.

 
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
It is very presumptuous.
"that's a mighty big word for an 8-year old."
The biggest surprise is that it might be spelled correctly.

 
Pretty sure that asking "how much" means the guy isn't signing up for a $4k bottle of wine. If you have to ask you can't afford it, and all that.

 
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I'm betting there is more to the story.

I've also heard that theft in Vegas restaurants is really bad. People walk checks all the time there. No way they don't pull an authorization on something like that first.

 
I'm betting there is more to the story.

I've also heard that theft in Vegas restaurants is really bad. People walk checks all the time there. No way they don't pull an authorization on something like that first.
Which is why the manager let them "Settle." He knew that it's his responsibility as well to make sure situations like this don't happen and he would be #### canned if they had to eat the cost.

 
One bottle of wine for ten people?
Yeah. That is the weird part unless it is some super rich desert wine.
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
It is very presumptuous.
"that's a mighty big word for an 8-year old."
The biggest surprise is that it might be spelled correctly.
Irony?

 
I'm betting there is more to the story.

I've also heard that theft in Vegas restaurants is really bad. People walk checks all the time there. No way they don't pull an authorization on something like that first.
The story is pretty detailed. The manager seems a bit of an arrogant ###, but he probably has the most to lose.

 
One bottle of wine for ten people?
Yeah. That is the weird part unless it is some super rich desert wine.
I am now going to look at every wine menu everywhere I go to see if I can find some 'cents' in there. I just looked at one of Portland's most hip wine bars and I'll be damned if I didn't see ANY cents listed on their extensive wine list. Never even thought about it before, but I think Worm is right here.
I think he's right too, but someone that is unfamiliar with wine wouldn't necessarily jump to that conclusion.
It is very presumptuous.
"that's a mighty big word for an 8-year old."
The biggest surprise is that it might be spelled correctly.
Irony?
Not irony. Just acknowledgement of my poor spelling, especially when a phone is used.

 
I would have never paid it. If you are quoting me a food or drink item that costs over one thousand dollars you better you use the word "thousand" in there somewhere.
This. There is zero chance that I would pay for this. The restaurant should consider itself lucky if I pay for the food.
What would you do instead? Get the police involved? No way you are walking out of a casino owing them $4,000. Well not without a noticeable limp.

 
I would have assumed it was $37,050.
Seriously, "thirty-seven fifty" is a terrible way to describe the price. If the wine had cost $1,000, would the sommelier have said "ten"? If it had cost $10,000, would the sommelier have said "a hundred"? That's the same stupid scale.

 
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I would have never paid it. If you are quoting me a food or drink item that costs over one thousand dollars you better you use the word "thousand" in there somewhere.
This. There is zero chance that I would pay for this. The restaurant should consider itself lucky if I pay for the food.
What would you do instead? Get the police involved? No way you are walking out of a casino owing them $4,000. Well not without a noticeable limp.
I would at least get the cops there. Of nothing else that's going to make a scene

 
I would have taken it as 37.50. There is a reason we have the word thousand.
Yep. Unless I'm in a place that it would be impossible to expect there to be $37.50 bottle of wine. But it would have to be REALLY obvious.
The wine menu at the restaurant has individual bottles starting from $34 and has a special "Fifty under $50" section.

The most expensive bottle is $30,000.
"thirty-seven fifty" was a perfect storm of a price. No way they'd get him on "forty-five oh one" for the '82 Pauillac.

 
I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe I splurge one time on a $1k bottle.

I feel like they have these on the menu just for a user error like this story. Who orders this ####?
The flip side is that a restaurant like this is unlikely to offer a bottle for under $50. A $37 bottle in a restaurant probably retails for under $10. Who would expect a business guy entertaining a group to buy that type of wine for his guests?

 
I posted several years ago about my food bill at Emeril's at the Venetian. Our bill was out of line, for the quality and amount. I paid the bill but let the waiter know that the bill was out of line. The waiter asked why I thought the bill was too high? I told the waiter I dunno were the hell you buy your meat, but I could have purchased a whole ####### cow for the amount of this bill. Oh, the "flat" or "sparkling" water was 33 dollars a bottle. :lol: for ####### water. It was just crazy!

 
I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe I splurge one time on a $1k bottle.

I feel like they have these on the menu just for a user error like this story. Who orders this ####?
The flip side is that a restaurant like this is unlikely to offer a bottle for under $50. A $37 bottle in a restaurant probably retails for under $10. Who would expect a business guy entertaining a group to buy that type of wine for his guests?
They had 50 wines under $50.

 
I would have taken it as 37.50. There is a reason we have the word thousand.
Yep. Unless I'm in a place that it would be impossible to expect there to be $37.50 bottle of wine. But it would have to be REALLY obvious.
The wine menu at the restaurant has individual bottles starting from $34 and has a special "Fifty under $50" section.

The most expensive bottle is $30,000.

Server should have been clearer.
Who the #### buys a 30K bottle of wine? That makes me want to punch someone in the ####### head. I need to work on my anger issues.

 
I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe I splurge one time on a $1k bottle.

I feel like they have these on the menu just for a user error like this story. Who orders this ####?
The flip side is that a restaurant like this is unlikely to offer a bottle for under $50. A $37 bottle in a restaurant probably retails for under $10. Who would expect a business guy entertaining a group to buy that type of wine for his guests?
They had 50 wines under $50.
pwned.

The restaurant is starting to look even worse.

 
I can't think of any scenario where I would order a $4k bottle of wine... If I just won the lottery for $100MM, maybe I splurge one time on a $1k bottle.

I feel like they have these on the menu just for a user error like this story. Who orders this ####?
The flip side is that a restaurant like this is unlikely to offer a bottle for under $50. A $37 bottle in a restaurant probably retails for under $10. Who would expect a business guy entertaining a group to buy that type of wine for his guests?
If only there were a way to check this "fact"

 
And once you include the tax on the wine, the food bill for 10 people was more like $60 per. Not exactly swanky.

 

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