Stupid things you thought for much of your life (1 Viewer)

Otis · Jul 18, 2015

For much of my young life I thought we put salt on our food to help it cool down.

Whatcha got?

That one guy · Jul 18, 2015

My dad told me those lights I saw in the sky at night were dragon eyes...turns out just planes; bought into it until I was about 5 or 6

Until I had Spanish class I also believed his La Quinta Inn translating as My Donkey Inn

John Bender · Jul 18, 2015

Otis said:
For much of my young life I thought we put salt on our food to help it cool down.

what?

Otis · Jul 18, 2015

John Bender said:
Otis said:

For much of my young life I thought we put salt on our food to help it cool down.

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what?

I used to think we put salt on food to cool it down, so we could eat it.

Pumpnick · Jul 18, 2015

have to work to get anything to make myself happy

Apple Jack · Jul 18, 2015

Otis said:
John Bender said:

Otis said:

For much of my young life I thought we put salt on our food to help it cool down.

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what?

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I used to think we put salt on food to cool it down, so we could eat it.

not to mention make it safe to drive on.

belljr · Jul 18, 2015

When I was young. I thought old tv shows in black and white, that was how everything was back then. Like color did not exist

SHIZNITTTT · Jul 18, 2015

belljr said:
When I was young. I thought old tv shows in black and white, that was how everything was back then. Like color did not exist

same

Flying V · Jul 18, 2015

When we first landed on the moon I was shocked to see the surface was not glass or shiny metal. I couldn't figure how it reflected the sun's rays so brightly.

Leviathan · Jul 18, 2015

That there was a difference between the Democrat and Republican parties. Scoundrels! All of 'em.

Kal El · Jul 18, 2015

I used to think that the moon generated its own light, instead of reflecting sunlight. That was until I was about 7 or 8, though.

Jules Winnfield · Jul 18, 2015

Growing up, I always though Roy Orbison was blind

TLEF316 · Jul 18, 2015

French benefits

Hooper31 · Jul 18, 2015

I believed Oliver Stone when it came to JFK. Movie was complete BS.

bostonfred · Jul 18, 2015

SHIZNITTTT said:
belljr said:

When I was young. I thought old tv shows in black and white, that was how everything was back then. Like color did not exist

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same

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CWM1zDcmWXs/TroD0VsX4WI/AAAAAAAAAVA/Jc5bN5xSTkc/s1600/ch930919.gif

Das Boot · Jul 18, 2015

That New England was a state.

AhrnCityPahnder · Jul 18, 2015

I spent 2010 to ~2014 not knowing that Minecraft and Minesweeper were different things.

I couldn't make any sense as to why all the kids on earth were suddenly into Minesweeper.

raidergil · Jul 18, 2015

Thought nightly news just told the news, not their version of it.

Officer Pete Malloy · Jul 18, 2015

Howard Hessman was a black guy.

Leviathan · Jul 18, 2015

Jules Winnfield said:
Growing up, I always though Roy Orbison was blind

raidergil · Jul 18, 2015

SHIZNITTTT said:
belljr said:

When I was young. I thought old tv shows in black and white, that was how everything was back then. Like color did not exist

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same

X3. Strange to have a b&w tv and color in house at same time.

DaVinci · Jul 18, 2015

I used to think soccer was boring.

Kal El · Jul 18, 2015

I used to think basketball was interesting.

Officer Pete Malloy · Jul 18, 2015

"Exercise balls" was a medical condition.

AAABatteries · Jul 18, 2015

Officer Pete Malloy said:
"Exercise balls" was a medical condition.

Leviathan · Jul 18, 2015

The Golden State Warriors would dominate the NBA deep into the 80s.

Politician Spock · Jul 18, 2015

Christianity

raidergil · Jul 18, 2015

Used to think beer tasted horrible & I'd never be drinking it when I grew up!

Officer Pete Malloy · Jul 18, 2015

Roddy McDowell and Malcolm McDowell were married.

sports_fan · Jul 18, 2015

AAABatteries said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:

"Exercise balls" was a medical condition.

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bostonfred · Jul 18, 2015

That I would someday accomplish great things

Leviathan · Jul 18, 2015

bostonfred said:
That I would someday accomplish great things

what are you talking about? You're almost up to 42,000 posts!

Jayrod · Jul 18, 2015

That dogs belonged outside and that vaccines were dangerous.

Snoopy · Jul 18, 2015

I thought highway signs lit themselves up at night instead of the light coming from reflections from headlights.

Fennis · Jul 18, 2015

raidergil said:
SHIZNITTTT said:

belljr said:

When I was young. I thought old tv shows in black and white, that was how everything was back then. Like color did not exist

Click to expand...

same

Click to expand...

X3. Strange to have a b&w tv and color in house at same time.

Are you sure you guys aren't remembering that Calvin & Hobbes strip and thinking it was you?

Fennis · Jul 18, 2015

Pasta and bagels were healthy.

FUBAR · Jul 18, 2015

That pro athletes in the nfl, nba and mlb deserve their salaries and aren't a reflection of messed up values.

FUBAR · Jul 18, 2015

Fennis said:
Pasta and bagels were healthy.

All fat was bad

RC94 · Jul 18, 2015

The pro sports teams care about their fans and not just about making money.

flysack · Jul 18, 2015

AhrnCityPahnder said:
I spent 2010 to ~2014 not knowing that Minecraft and Minesweeper were different things.

I couldn't make any sense as to why all the kids on earth were suddenly into Minesweeper.

I thought this for awhile too.

GroveDiesel · Jul 18, 2015

I thought that all dogs were male and that all cats were female.

The Duff Man · Jul 18, 2015

My mom and her boyfriend were messed up on hash and pot a lot while I was growing up.

Because of this I thought pot was evil and never tried the stuff, blaming drugs for the effed up childhood I had. I lost a lot of friendships once my friends started experimenting as teens often do.

My views changed as an adult, but now that I am older with kids I have never had the opportunity to try it. Considering a trip to Denver...

Orlando RMF · Jul 18, 2015

That Ohio State could not beat an SEC football team.

Officer Pete Malloy · Jul 18, 2015

Women shave their lady parts in case they're ever brought in for a police line-up.

avoiding injuries · Jul 18, 2015

I thought my Uncle Larry was Larry Bird

FreeBaGeL · Jul 18, 2015

Orlando RMF said:
That Ohio State could not beat an SEC football team.

It's just Florida they can't beat.

Das Boot · Jul 18, 2015

That people fall down when they get shot like they do in the movies.

Christo · Jul 18, 2015

Walking Boot said:
I used to think "nachos" referred to tortilla chips themselves. As in, a bag of Tostitos is a bag of nachos.

NACHOS!

shadyridr · Jul 18, 2015

Otis said:
For much of my young life I thought we put salt on our food to help it cool down.

Whatcha got?

wtf

sports_fan · Jul 19, 2015

I thought likes were given out based on the quality of the post.

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