GregR
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Germans?It wasn't over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor.I thought America won WWII by itself.
Germans?It wasn't over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor.I thought America won WWII by itself.
Forget it, he's rolling.Germans?It wasn't over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor.I thought America won WWII by itself.
If you were on 95, they weren't wrong, but those marshes smell like ripe ### tooMy family had me convinced that there were a lot of paper mills in Georgia that stank.
Almost every year growing up we would vacation in Florida, which meant a long drive from Michigan. When we would reach Georgia, the car would begin to stink. The excuse given was the paper mills. When I got older I realized the cause of the stench was much simpler and biological.
they arei used to think Internet Cafes were places where people who didn't own computers could go to browse the internet and buy coffee.
Earlier on they actually were - at least for internet access - but I never actually saw one that served food or coffee.they arei used to think Internet Cafes were places where people who didn't own computers could go to browse the internet and buy coffee.
And peep shows are places that show peepsthey arei used to think Internet Cafes were places where people who didn't own computers could go to browse the internet and buy coffee.
I despise I 95, the stretch from raleigh to Richmond especially. so happy to be away from that highway.If you were on 95, they weren't wrong, but those marshes smell like ripe ### tooMy family had me convinced that there were a lot of paper mills in Georgia that stank.
Almost every year growing up we would vacation in Florida, which meant a long drive from Michigan. When we would reach Georgia, the car would begin to stink. The excuse given was the paper mills. When I got older I realized the cause of the stench was much simpler and biological.
orly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE78eJx5hgThought roadrunners were large, flightless birds (like an ostrich) that ran fast as hell around the desert being chased by coyotes...then I went to AZ and saw one, so disappointing
Badassorly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE78eJx5hgThought roadrunners were large, flightless birds (like an ostrich) that ran fast as hell around the desert being chased by coyotes...then I went to AZ and saw one, so disappointing
"This is just not the young rattlesnake's day. He dies a virgin."Badassorly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE78eJx5hgThought roadrunners were large, flightless birds (like an ostrich) that ran fast as hell around the desert being chased by coyotes...then I went to AZ and saw one, so disappointing
The literal translation is "Next to Dennys"That one guy said:Until I had Spanish class I also believed his La Quinta Inn translating as My Donkey Inn
Your dad only fluffs in Georgia?My family had me convinced that there were a lot of paper mills in Georgia that stank.
Almost every year growing up we would vacation in Florida, which meant a long drive from Michigan. When we would reach Georgia, the car would begin to stink. The excuse given was the paper mills. When I got older I realized the cause of the stench was much simpler and biological.
I told another kid across the table in our CCD class "screw you" after seeing it in a movie. I figured it was just like "buzz off." Apparently it's a little worse and not proper for a Catholic setting. Kids and the teacher all looked horrified. I was just kinda likeIn grade school, after hearing #### sucker used on the playground as an insult, I started using it.
I figured it had to be some sort of insult involving a rooster that I was not yet aware of but obviously was a good one to bust out.
Luckily I figured it out before using it in a disastrous situation.
When I first starting learning about sex I thought #### referred to the female organ. Glad I never busted that one out either.In grade school, after hearing #### sucker used on the playground as an insult, I started using it.
I figured it had to be some sort of insult involving a rooster that I was not yet aware of but obviously was a good one to bust out.
Luckily I figured it out before using it in a disastrous situation.
Ive tried REALLY hard to make this happen.When I was in third grade my best friend told me that if you had sex with a girl for too long that she could die.
You weren't completely wrong.I used to think everytime you had sex the chick got pregnant. I think I was in 6th grade when I realized I was wrong
I remember hearing this for the first time and thinking the same thing. And then thinking, no way, really?In grade school, after hearing #### sucker used on the playground as an insult, I started using it.
I figured it had to be some sort of insult involving a rooster that I was not yet aware of but obviously was a good one to bust out.
Luckily I figured it out before using it in a disastrous situation.
I actually asked this in our sex ed class in 5th or 6th grade.FUBAR said:I was worried I might accidentally pee into the woman lucky enough to engage in intercourse with me.
My mother told me that if you left the knife in the tuna fish bowl in the fridge it would cause salmonella. I caused a mini panic at the restaurant I worked at when I was 16. I had the manager convinced that the metal pans we kept the tuna fish in was dangerous for a day. He put everything into plastic containers until the next day when he asked someone else about it.
Oh bull####Didn't learn until just a couple of years ago that "bass guitar" doesn't rhyme with "grass guitar".
I thought my step-dad, Floyd, was in Pink Floyd.avoiding injuries said:I thought my Uncle Larry was Larry Bird
Same here, but I said it to my mom. That was a rough lesson.I told another kid across the table in our CCD class "screw you" after seeing it in a movie. I figured it was just like "buzz off." Apparently it's a little worse and not proper for a Catholic setting. Kids and the teacher all looked horrified. I was just kinda likeIn grade school, after hearing #### sucker used on the playground as an insult, I started using it.
I figured it had to be some sort of insult involving a rooster that I was not yet aware of but obviously was a good one to bust out.
Luckily I figured it out before using it in a disastrous situation.
How many kids did you have before that?I used to think everytime you had sex the chick got pregnant. I think I was in 6th grade when I realized I was wrong
Wait....who sings Stranglehold?I always thought Ted Nugent sang "Stranglehold".
Some guy in the band. Ted just plays guitar.Wait....who sings Stranglehold?I always thought Ted Nugent sang "Stranglehold".