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Or "This one was completely nuts", "Thank god for restraining orders", etc.Caption: me and my sis
You want them to believe you've led an interesting life and lots of women lost their minds from devotion to you.
Or "This one was completely nuts", "Thank god for restraining orders", etc.Caption: me and my sis
No.Yeaaaaaah... I could have like 6 hot sisters! Am I the only one who thinks that would be funny?
F her. If you can't find someone to embrace your sporty t-shirt and gym shorts, then, to put it quite frankly, SHE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!1!~Matched with a 33-year old on Bumble who opened with a statement like "Oh no, I think we've gone round with this before." I didn't remember her at all and so (trying to be funny) I asked how it went. She replied "obviously not well." Again trying to be funny I said that we matched again so maybe we should give Fate a chance. No reply, so a couple of days later I asked her where things went wrong, if maybe she had accidentally used my toothbrush one morning or something. She said, "Let me see..." and proceeded to tell me how I "dress like a dad," look much older than her, and listed all the inappropriate clothes that I am apparently wearing in my pics. :style:
I glanced at her profile again this morning and noticed she added the following to the end: "I am an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste."
UNMATCHED.
Nothing new with assistant teeth?Matched with a chick on Tinder ( ) a couple weeks ago and chitchatted for a week or so. She lives an hour away, but was coming to my city last Friday, so we met up for brunch. Good time was had, so we lined up another date for this past Friday. I drove to her little podunk town this time. We had a drink at her place, then went to the local Mexican place and had dinner and a couple more drinks. She proceeds to buy my dinner, then we went back to her place and chitchatted for a bit, then very enthusiastically made out on her couch for a while (I've got a couple of scratches on my lower back). It was late and I had to drive back, but we agreed we should definitely see each other again soon. Pretty girl, in pretty good shape, 4 years younger than me, has no kids and has her life together (work from home job, owns her own place, etc.) and seems very interested in me. This could get interesting.
We keep in touch a couple times a week via text and still see her on occasion. But until she decides she is ready to put forth some effort, not actively pursuing that one any more.Nothing new with assistant teeth?
How was her hug game?Matched with a chick on Tinder ( ) a couple weeks ago and chitchatted for a week or so. She lives an hour away, but was coming to my city last Friday, so we met up for brunch. Good time was had, so we lined up another date for this past Friday. I drove to her little podunk town this time. We had a drink at her place, then went to the local Mexican place and had dinner and a couple more drinks. She proceeds to buy my dinner, then we went back to her place and chitchatted for a bit, then very enthusiastically made out on her couch for a while (I've got a couple of scratches on my lower back). It was late and I had to drive back, but we agreed we should definitely see each other again soon. Pretty girl, in pretty good shape, 4 years younger than me, has no kids and has her life together (work from home job, owns her own place, etc.) and seems very interested in me. This could get interesting.
Nice. The hug game is so underrated.Solid. 2 for 2 on hugs per outing.
I don't see why you can't offer to meet halfway. If she's that interested then that is fair.Matched with a hot-looking girl on Tinder. I sent a message saying hello and she replied saying "Oh boo I just saw how far away you are." I asked where she lived and she told me. It's 94 miles as the crow flies but 2.5 hours' drive. No good way to get there from here.
She's pretty hot so I'm trying to think of some way to see if I can hold her interest and somehow work her into meeting at some point. Any ideas on a witty reply on how distance doesn't matter or I'm worth it or...?
I'm a non-religious person who responded a couple of years ago to a profile of someone who obviously was. She didn't have a slutty pic, nor did she make a statement about loving Jesus a (supposed) prerequisite like your example. Another caveat: I'm in my 50s and tend to date women around my own age. And, one more: I'm in a rural area and it's tough to find the kind of women I tend to find attractive within a practical distance. So your age, preference, and location may be tons different than mine.I'm dipping my toe back in the water after a half year retirement/medium term relationship. I forgot how much I loved the slutty picture/"looking for someone who loves Jesus as much as I do" combo. I've got to meet one of these girls. Just to see what they're really like.
I went to the hardware store today.The NCAA games right now suck, and I've previously posted about my success, so it's only right to put my failures right out there also. Plus, pics.
I matched with this former D-1 cheerleader. This is only really important because I met up with and had fun with a cheerleader from a different conference last fall (AAC). I'm trying to hit all of the conferences. Anyway. We're talking throughout the day and things are going well. I'm out watching the games at a bar and blowing up the Tournament Shtick thread with up posts of varying quality when I get Bumble message.
"You want to meet me out?" This is normally something I wouldn't do. It's Saturday +I know her friends are going to be there + basketball is on + this is a recipe for disaster. But I have a goal, and by god, I'm going to get there (Sunbelt Conference, I'm coming at you this week). I get her # and she tells me to call right away. I do and the person on the other end of the line is clearly out of it and doesn't exactly know who I am. She says to meet at this other bar. I tell her I'm going to have another and tab out. She says, "I'm here with a bunch of lesbians." If I'd only known.
Fast forward 30 or so minutes. I show up at other bar and belly up to the bar to get a beer. I text her and she tells me where she is. I walk over to the table and it is immediately the most awkward thing ever. The girls start going in on me. Not aggressively or overtly mean, but they want me to know I'm there to be ####ed with. And I know I have thousands of posts on a fantasy football message board, but I can be charming. I start working the table and things are going okay. It starts to turn around a little.
I start chatting with Chief Lesbian because the girl I'm there for is clearly out of it. I'm not sure if she's on something or just really, really drunk. I expected the Cheerleader to be a little thick. I was honestly on the fence about arranging a date before all of this, but I was wrong. She was looking super great, and Chief Lesbian was just as hot. I start to hear giggles from the Cheerleader and random lesbians who aren't important to the story. I figure they're talking #### about me. Whatever. I'm finishing my beer. I get that this is a "let's invite this guy out and bust on him" but whatever. Cheerleader then grabs Chief Lesbian and starts aggressively making out with her. She then goes around the table and makes out with about half of the 6 or so girls there. I'm not sure how she chose.
Anyway the girls are lightly busting my balls and this is just an awkward situation. Cheerleader and Chief Lesbian go to the bathroom as I'm finishing my beer. I go to the bar and pay my tab. Cheerleader calls me a couple of times and blows up my phone trying to get me to come back. I think I might follow up with her this week to see if this is salvageable (because the Pac12 is tough where I live), but this was an obvious sucker bet.
Moral of the story: don't make decisions drunk that you wouldn't make sober. Meeting a girl with a gaggle of her lesbian friends is probably not advisable.
SMH... she had second thoughts and used distance as an excuse. Move on.I don't see why you can't offer to meet halfway. If she's that interested then that is fair.Matched with a hot-looking girl on Tinder. I sent a message saying hello and she replied saying "Oh boo I just saw how far away you are." I asked where she lived and she told me. It's 94 miles as the crow flies but 2.5 hours' drive. No good way to get there from here.
She's pretty hot so I'm trying to think of some way to see if I can hold her interest and somehow work her into meeting at some point. Any ideas on a witty reply on how distance doesn't matter or I'm worth it or...?
Until you know her better and you both like each other beyond your hotnesses, I wouldnt do the full drive over.
Hey you guys, I really appreciate the advice... 4 months later.
Yes, let's move on.
(because clearly she did...)Hey you guys, I really appreciate the advice... 4 months later.
Yes, let's move on.
good luck cartoon satan.saintfool said:hey, i'm getting married in about a month from a woman i met via Match. 4 years together and she's terrific. i'm a believer in 2nd chances and i'm glad that i found mine. good luck to you schmoes looking for yours...
Congrats man! Did you try a bunch of sites or just match? I missed the cyber dating years, tinder would have been interesting.married officially 2 weeks ago. thank you, Match. very happy, very fortunate.
Update?The NCAA games right now suck, and I've previously posted about my success, so it's only right to put my failures right out there also. Plus, pics.
I matched with this former D-1 cheerleader. This is only really important because I met up with and had fun with a cheerleader from a different conference last fall (AAC). I'm trying to hit all of the conferences. Anyway. We're talking throughout the day and things are going well. I'm out watching the games at a bar and blowing up the Tournament Shtick thread with up posts of varying quality when I get Bumble message.
"You want to meet me out?" This is normally something I wouldn't do. It's Saturday +I know her friends are going to be there + basketball is on + this is a recipe for disaster. But I have a goal, and by god, I'm going to get there (Sunbelt Conference, I'm coming at you this week). I get her # and she tells me to call right away. I do and the person on the other end of the line is clearly out of it and doesn't exactly know who I am. She says to meet at this other bar. I tell her I'm going to have another and tab out. She says, "I'm here with a bunch of lesbians." If I'd only known.
Fast forward 30 or so minutes. I show up at other bar and belly up to the bar to get a beer. I text her and she tells me where she is. I walk over to the table and it is immediately the most awkward thing ever. The girls start going in on me. Not aggressively or overtly mean, but they want me to know I'm there to be ####ed with. And I know I have thousands of posts on a fantasy football message board, but I can be charming. I start working the table and things are going okay. It starts to turn around a little.
I start chatting with Chief Lesbian because the girl I'm there for is clearly out of it. I'm not sure if she's on something or just really, really drunk. I expected the Cheerleader to be a little thick. I was honestly on the fence about arranging a date before all of this, but I was wrong. She was looking super great, and Chief Lesbian was just as hot. I start to hear giggles from the Cheerleader and random lesbians who aren't important to the story. I figure they're talking #### about me. Whatever. I'm finishing my beer. I get that this is a "let's invite this guy out and bust on him" but whatever. Cheerleader then grabs Chief Lesbian and starts aggressively making out with her. She then goes around the table and makes out with about half of the 6 or so girls there. I'm not sure how she chose.
Anyway the girls are lightly busting my balls and this is just an awkward situation. Cheerleader and Chief Lesbian go to the bathroom as I'm finishing my beer. I go to the bar and pay my tab. Cheerleader calls me a couple of times and blows up my phone trying to get me to come back. I think I might follow up with her this week to see if this is salvageable (because the Pac12 is tough where I live), but this was an obvious sucker bet.
Moral of the story: don't make decisions drunk that you wouldn't make sober. Meeting a girl with a gaggle of her lesbian friends is probably not advisable.
Nothing good. Right after that I started seeing a girl that I knew from college. She's a slightly more attractive version of Mila Kunis, a lover of basketball, and I'm pretty sure she makes more money than me, so I obviously immediately took a job in another city. She drunk texted me this weekend.Update?
i was on a few sites when i first separated. OkC, Match, POF maybe. i had a year or so on the dating scene like that. it was fun, i guess, but i wasn't looking to sow my oats again really. Tinder was widely used by the over 40 with kid(s) crowd at the time. i never bothered with it.Congrats man! Did you try a bunch of sites or just match? I missed the cyber dating years, tinder would have been interesting.
If only there was a way we could let the FFA decide who was more attractive.We're gonna need to see
Oh, crap.
Is that even allowed anymore???
One thing about these sites is that they're fun initially when the crop is fresh and the app is new. And then after about 3-6 months I start to get a bit bored. After 6 months-1year I rarely check. This has been me with Bumble as of late. Tinder got deleted a while back. Curious what's next. Haven't tried OKC, Match, POF since the 2004 or so.i was on a few sites when i first separated. OkC, Match, POF maybe. i had a year or so on the dating scene like that. it was fun, i guess, but i wasn't looking to sow my oats again really. Tinder was widely used by the over 40 with kid(s) crowd at the time. i never bothered with it.
Please, continue the story.one chick sent me a pic that obviously wasn't her and then admitted (on the first date no less) that she slept with over 36 dudes (she was 22 years old) AND was by a pair of brothers. To this day, I don't know if she meant actual brothers or black guys.
Every Rhonda I've known has been a ho fo sho. What was your experience, GB?I've received a "hello" before. One time a woman began our conversation by thanking me. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjE2sbZUcAAglfm.jpg
So you've got that going for you... which is nice.Everyone else has to wonder what's going to kill them. I know, #####es!
Be sure to chronicle all your adventures here.Hi all. Going to be a fun few months/years
Depending on where you live Tinder and Bumble are still the GOAT. In a huuuge metropolis there are some other apps that could be useful. Post any questions or PM me and I'll give you a drunken answer. I've been moderately successful but it's my opinion that any dude who puts in a minimal amount of effort will get laid no matter how bad they are with women.So I need to DL Tinder?
I met my current soon-to-be-ex-wife on EHarmony and that was the best for serious dating. However, that's a long ways down the road.
It's been quite some years I've been out of the game. Is there a FAQ anywhere?
Where were these circa 2005 when I needed them.Depending on where you live Tinder and Bumble are still the GOAT. In a huuuge metropolis there are some other apps that could be useful. Post any questions or PM me and I'll give you a drunken answer. I've been moderately successful but it's my opinion that any dude who puts in a minimal amount of effort will get laid no matter how bad they are with women.
@SWC would hate herI've received a "hello" before. One time a woman began our conversation by thanking me. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjE2sbZUcAAglfm.jpg
I went to middle school with a Rhonda who used to rub herself against a tree during recess.Rirruto said:Every Rhonda I've known has been a ho fo sho. What was your experience, GB?
If you would have included her in the game she wouldn't be riding the pineI went to middle school with a Rhonda who used to rub herself against a tree during recess.
Female version of getting wood.I went to middle school with a Rhonda who used to rub herself against a tree during recess.
brohan if the first thing a potential suitor says to you is that she does not like tacos you dont just walk away you run and you run fast take that to the bank bromigoflranger said:@SWC would hate herI've received a "hello" before. One time a woman began our conversation by thanking me. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjE2sbZUcAAglfm.jpg