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Gilbert Godfried disgusts Shecky Green with joke. (1 Viewer)

El Floppo

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Godfried's daughter goes to my son's school and wife is friends with our good friends- she was visibly ashamed yesterday at drop-off, but I had no idea why.

If anybody finds the joke, I doubt it would fly here- but given Godfried's version of The Aristocrats is probably worth a link elsewhere.

oh- Shecky Greene was always my go-to euphemism for... the shecky green.

Last night’s Friars dinner for legendary comics Freddy Roman and Stewie Stone made history.

Nasal comedian Gilbert Gottfried told a joke “so dirty and disgusting” — according to sources– that legendary comic Shecky Greene up and left. He left not only the Pierre Hotel ballroom, but possibly the Friars Club as well. Joy Behar, who was in the audience, was asked to sub for him. “And she did a great job,” my source said.

I’m waiting now for Shecky to check in.

But sources say Greene on deck after Gottfried finished up. Gottfried, relieved of his duties as the voice of the AFLAC duck after another controversy, couldn’t resist. Apparently the joke he told was much much worse than the “Aristocrats,” a joke so filthy that a whole documentary was made about it.

I can’t really reprint the joke here. It has to do with hemorrhoids. And something else.

“People were throwing up, especially the older people,” says my source.

Greene, in his late 80s, was horrified. He’s so mad that he left the hotel and vowed to quit the Friars. Today he missed eating lunch with another legend, Larry Storch, 91, and former star of “F Troop.”

Storch was consoled by pals Stewie Stone, and the great Norm Crosby, who were already lunching at the Friars.

Other comic greats at the dinner included Robert Klein, **** Capri and Lainie Kazan. Sopranos star Dominic Chianese and singer Tony Orlando also attended.
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wait, there's a post about a sick joke, with no link to the joke for me to hear it?

 
I like Godfried, but the whole roast thing of late has become a sad joke of what it used to be. Each comedian gets up there and tries to cross the line as far as they can. It's no longer good, whole hearted humor. It's just trying to be as offensive as possible, while then being able to say, "What? It's just a roast. We're only joking."

 
El Floppo said:
Godfried's daughter goes to my son's school and wife is friends with our good friends- she was visibly ashamed yesterday at drop-off, but I had no idea why.

If anybody finds the joke, I doubt it would fly here- but given Godfried's version of The Aristocrats is probably worth a link elsewhere.

oh- Shecky Greene was always my go-to euphemism for... the shecky green.

Last night’s Friars dinner for legendary comics Freddy Roman and Stewie Stone made history.

Nasal comedian Gilbert Gottfried told a joke “so dirty and disgusting” — according to sources– that legendary comic Shecky Greene up and left. He left not only the Pierre Hotel ballroom, but possibly the Friars Club as well. Joy Behar, who was in the audience, was asked to sub for him. “And she did a great job,” my source said.

I’m waiting now for Shecky to check in.

But sources say Greene on deck after Gottfried finished up. Gottfried, relieved of his duties as the voice of the AFLAC duck after another controversy, couldn’t resist. Apparently the joke he told was much much worse than the “Aristocrats,” a joke so filthy that a whole documentary was made about it.

I can’t really reprint the joke here. It has to do with hemorrhoids. And something else.

“People were throwing up, especially the older people,” says my source.

Greene, in his late 80s, was horrified. He’s so mad that he left the hotel and vowed to quit the Friars. Today he missed eating lunch with another legend, Larry Storch, 91, and former star of “F Troop.”

Storch was consoled by pals Stewie Stone, and the great Norm Crosby, who were already lunching at the Friars.

Other comic greats at the dinner included Robert Klein, **** Capri and Lainie Kazan. Sopranos star Dominic Chianese and singer Tony Orlando also attended.
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Joke

Apparently the joke he told was much much worse than the “Aristocrats,” a joke so filthy that a whole documentary was made about it.

I can’t really reprint the joke here. It has to do with hemorrhoids. And something else.
 
:blackdot:

For if the joke is found. His Aristocrats rendition absolutely killed it especially since he had just told a 9/11 joke that fell COMPLETELY flat.

 
El Floppo said:
You guys really don't read, right?

I mean... I don't either, but I figured I was in the minority.
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this post is on the long end of the max length of any post that I typically read.

 
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So what was the joke?

Gilbert isn’t saying. “I’m kind of glad that there’s no recordings,” he told Bennington this morning, “because it’s built such a mystic thing about it, that nothing could live up to it.” Looks like you’re just going to have to leave this one up to your imagination. At least for now.
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Apparently there is hope. :)

 
El Floppo said:
El Floppo said:
Godfried's daughter goes to my son's school and wife is friends with our good friends- she was visibly ashamed yesterday at drop-off, but I had no idea why.

If anybody finds the joke, I doubt it would fly here- but given Godfried's version of The Aristocrats is probably worth a link elsewhere.

oh- Shecky Greene was always my go-to euphemism for... the shecky green.

Last night’s Friars dinner for legendary comics Freddy Roman and Stewie Stone made history.

Nasal comedian Gilbert Gottfried told a joke “so dirty and disgusting” — according to sources– that legendary comic Shecky Greene up and left. He left not only the Pierre Hotel ballroom, but possibly the Friars Club as well. Joy Behar, who was in the audience, was asked to sub for him. “And she did a great job,” my source said.

I’m waiting now for Shecky to check in.

But sources say Greene on deck after Gottfried finished up. Gottfried, relieved of his duties as the voice of the AFLAC duck after another controversy, couldn’t resist. Apparently the joke he told was much much worse than the “Aristocrats,” a joke so filthy that a whole documentary was made about it.

I can’t really reprint the joke here. It has to do with hemorrhoids. And something else.

“People were throwing up, especially the older people,” says my source.

Greene, in his late 80s, was horrified. He’s so mad that he left the hotel and vowed to quit the Friars. Today he missed eating lunch with another legend, Larry Storch, 91, and former star of “F Troop.”

Storch was consoled by pals Stewie Stone, and the great Norm Crosby, who were already lunching at the Friars.

Other comic greats at the dinner included Robert Klein, **** Capri and Lainie Kazan. Sopranos star Dominic Chianese and singer Tony Orlando also attended.
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no ####### way Im reading all that

 
The Big Guy said:
Am I the only person who would be unable to name a single thing that Shecky Greene has appeared in or done?
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with a USFL team avatar, probably? :) The XFL generation would be less surprising though.

Interestingly Shecky Green was always the staple name used to stand in for a comedian (e.g. "What are you, Shecky Green or something?")

-QG

 
QuizGuy66 said:
The Big Guy said:
Am I the only person who would be unable to name a single thing that Shecky Greene has appeared in or done?
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with a USFL team avatar, probably? :) The XFL generation would be less surprising though.

Interestingly Shecky Green was always the staple name used to stand in for a comedian (e.g. "What are you, Shecky Green or something?")

-QG
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Funny thing was that I was going to clarify my comment with an age add on but bailed on it at the last second. I am not saying that I haven't heard of him before, but I don't recall ever seeing anything by him in the past. I am sure that he was on an episode of the #### Van Dyke show or an I Love Lucy randomly, but not a single thing comes to mind. I don't even remember ever seeing him on a Jerry Lewis Telethon.

 
The Big Guy said:
QuizGuy66 said:
The Big Guy said:
Am I the only person who would be unable to name a single thing that Shecky Greene has appeared in or done?
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with a USFL team avatar, probably? :) The XFL generation would be less surprising though.

Interestingly Shecky Green was always the staple name used to stand in for a comedian (e.g. "What are you, Shecky Green or something?")

-QG
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Funny thing was that I was going to clarify my comment with an age add on but bailed on it at the last second. I am not saying that I haven't heard of him before, but I don't recall ever seeing anything by him in the past. I am sure that he was on an episode of the #### Van Dyke show or an I Love Lucy randomly, but not a single thing comes to mind. I don't even remember ever seeing him on a Jerry Lewis Telethon.
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He was primarily a nightclub act in the days before stand-up comedy exploded. Other than some talk show appearances where his act was watered down for television, you won't find many clips on YouTube. I vaguely remember him appearing on the second-tier talk shows (Merv, Mike Douglas) during the 70s along with the occasional guest appearance on something like Love American Style.

The problem is he's 88 years old and has outlived his audience. I guess that's better than the alternative.

 
Eephus said:
The Big Guy said:
QuizGuy66 said:
The Big Guy said:
Am I the only person who would be unable to name a single thing that Shecky Greene has appeared in or done?
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with a USFL team avatar, probably? :) The XFL generation would be less surprising though.

Interestingly Shecky Green was always the staple name used to stand in for a comedian (e.g. "What are you, Shecky Green or something?")

-QG
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Funny thing was that I was going to clarify my comment with an age add on but bailed on it at the last second. I am not saying that I haven't heard of him before, but I don't recall ever seeing anything by him in the past. I am sure that he was on an episode of the #### Van Dyke show or an I Love Lucy randomly, but not a single thing comes to mind. I don't even remember ever seeing him on a Jerry Lewis Telethon.
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He was primarily a nightclub act in the days before stand-up comedy exploded. Other than some talk show appearances where his act was watered down for television, you won't find many clips on YouTube. I vaguely remember him appearing on the second-tier talk shows (Merv, Mike Douglas) during the 70s along with the occasional guest appearance on something like Love American Style.

The problem is he's 88 years old and has outlived his audience. I guess that's better than the alternative.
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I was going to say Love Boat... maaaaaybe Fantasy Island. But you nailed it with LAS.

 
The Big Guy said:
QuizGuy66 said:
The Big Guy said:
Am I the only person who would be unable to name a single thing that Shecky Greene has appeared in or done?
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with a USFL team avatar, probably? :) The XFL generation would be less surprising though.

Interestingly Shecky Green was always the staple name used to stand in for a comedian (e.g. "What are you, Shecky Green or something?")

-QG
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Funny thing was that I was going to clarify my comment with an age add on but bailed on it at the last second. I am not saying that I haven't heard of him before, but I don't recall ever seeing anything by him in the past. I am sure that he was on an episode of the #### Van Dyke show or an I Love Lucy randomly, but not a single thing comes to mind. I don't even remember ever seeing him on a Jerry Lewis Telethon.
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He did comedy when comedy wasn't funny.

from wiki:

One of his standard jokes in Las Vegas and on television went like this: "Johnny was a good boy, never smoked, never drank, never dated. On his graduation day from college, his parents asked what he wanted. Johnny replied, 'A drunken broad that smokes.'"

Greene says that Jay Leno once told him that his all-time favorite joke is one Greene recounted about Frank Sinatra saving his life. Five guys were beating up Greene, and then he heard Sinatra say, "OK. He's had enough."
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Fennis said:
from wiki:

One of his standard jokes in Las Vegas and on television went like this: "Johnny was a good boy, never smoked, never drank, never dated. On his graduation day from college, his parents asked what he wanted. Johnny replied, 'A drunken broad that smokes.'"

Greene says that Jay Leno once told him that his all-time favorite joke is one Greene recounted about Frank Sinatra saving his life. Five guys were beating up Greene, and then he heard Sinatra say, "OK. He's had enough."
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:shrug: To me, those are funnier than any of the blue, four-letter word filled insults that are standard now during roasts.

 
QuizGuy66 said:
The Big Guy said:
Am I the only person who would be unable to name a single thing that Shecky Greene has appeared in or done?
Click to expand...
with a USFL team avatar, probably? :) The XFL generation would be less surprising though.

Interestingly Shecky Green was always the staple name used to stand in for a comedian (e.g. "What are you, Shecky Green or something?")

-QG
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I've heard people say this, but thought it was just a made up name. Didn't know he was a real guy.

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Fennis said:
from wiki:

One of his standard jokes in Las Vegas and on television went like this: "Johnny was a good boy, never smoked, never drank, never dated. On his graduation day from college, his parents asked what he wanted. Johnny replied, 'A drunken broad that smokes.'"

Greene says that Jay Leno once told him that his all-time favorite joke is one Greene recounted about Frank Sinatra saving his life. Five guys were beating up Greene, and then he heard Sinatra say, "OK. He's had enough."
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:shrug: To me, those are funnier than any of the blue, four-letter word filled insults that are standard now during roasts.
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someone start a poll

Seth MacFarlane: “Charlie, you claim to have tiger blood, but with all the porn stars you’ve banged, I’m guessing it’s just Tiger Woods’s blood.”

MacFarlane: “He’s the reason a #### with cocaine on it is called a Sheenis.”

Kate Walsh to Anthony Jeselnik: “That embarrassing nasty parasite on your penis is Amy Schumer. And there is no cure.”

Walsh: “I’m so, so happy to see that William Shatner is here, because a medical colleague had told me that you’d passed on. I said, ‘Bullsh*t. You ever seen his resume? Shatner’s never passed on anything.’”

Walsh to Sheen: “Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys, your liver… the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”
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Fennis said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Fennis said:
from wiki:

One of his standard jokes in Las Vegas and on television went like this: "Johnny was a good boy, never smoked, never drank, never dated. On his graduation day from college, his parents asked what he wanted. Johnny replied, 'A drunken broad that smokes.'"

Greene says that Jay Leno once told him that his all-time favorite joke is one Greene recounted about Frank Sinatra saving his life. Five guys were beating up Greene, and then he heard Sinatra say, "OK. He's had enough."
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:shrug: To me, those are funnier than any of the blue, four-letter word filled insults that are standard now during roasts.
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someone start a poll

Seth MacFarlane: “Charlie, you claim to have tiger blood, but with all the porn stars you’ve banged, I’m guessing it’s just Tiger Woods’s blood.”

MacFarlane: “He’s the reason a #### with cocaine on it is called a Sheenis.”

Kate Walsh to Anthony Jeselnik: “That embarrassing nasty parasite on your penis is Amy Schumer. And there is no cure.”

Walsh: “I’m so, so happy to see that William Shatner is here, because a medical colleague had told me that you’d passed on. I said, ‘Bullsh*t. You ever seen his resume? Shatner’s never passed on anything.’”

Walsh to Sheen: “Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys, your liver… the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”
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Ross (not sure who to): I wouldn't #### you with Bea Arthur's ####.

 
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