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1 hour ago, Henry Ford said:

The premise is that Tig Notaro doesn’t know anything about pop culture. Like, anything.  In real life. 

So celebrities come on her talk show and she tries to figure out who they are. 

Wow.  So she stole my shtick but for realsies?

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5 hours ago, Henry Ford said:

If you’re not watching Tig Notaro’s Under A Rock, are you even living?

I loved her movie/show touring America and playing fans' backyards.

The second I hear her clown horn, I lose it.

I don't even remember if that was all a giant euphemism or not.

 

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8 hours ago, El Floppo said:

I loved her movie/show touring America and playing fans' backyards.

The second I hear her clown horn, I lose it.

I don't even remember if that was all a giant euphemism or not.

 

Her Taylor Dayne story is still my favorite.

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On 6/21/2019 at 3:16 PM, General Malaise said:

Oh, I don't plan on outrunning the bear.  I'm probably going to offer the bear ketchup too.

Guaranteed Bear meltdown.

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On 6/22/2019 at 8:00 PM, Henry Ford said:

The premise is that Tig Notaro doesn’t know anything about pop culture. Like, anything.  In real life. 

So celebrities come on her talk show and she tries to figure out who they are. 

I have to check this out ... and figure out who she is.

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On 6/22/2019 at 9:53 PM, El Floppo said:

I loved her movie/show touring America and playing fans' backyards.

The second I hear her clown horn, I lose it.

Oh hell  -  the ante has just been upped! 📯🤡

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I don't even remember if that was all a giant euphemism or not.

I'll report back - giants are cool, euphemism or not.

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horn blow/n

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On 6/22/2019 at 9:51 PM, OrtonToOlsen said:

Wow.  So she stole my shtick but for realsies?

You think she was in the audience in Oildale?

You need to stop allowing cameras at your shows, man.

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48 minutes ago, Man of Constant Sorrow said:

I have to check this out ... and figure out who she is.

Funny or Die and Amazon Prime have it. Only 10 minutes or so per episode. Lots of fun. 

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2 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Funny or Die and Amazon Prime have it. Only 10 minutes or so per episode. Lots of fun. 

Cool. 

Thnx.

52 minutes ago, Man of Constant Sorrow said:

I have to check this out ... and figure out who she is.

I now realize that I have heard her before on NPR. I liked her stuff.

I will watch.

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On 6/21/2019 at 4:01 PM, mr. furley said:
On 6/21/2019 at 3:09 PM, General Malaise said:

 I hope a bear eats me.

which kind?  :mellow:

I have been thinking - kinda ...

I like Pandas. 🐼

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What The F*** Facts‏  Verified account @WhatTheFFacts 14m14 minutes ago

100,000 Japanese disappear without trace every year, many to save their honour after a divorce, job loss, failing an exam or debt.

 

whoa. 

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9 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

What The F*** Facts‏  Verified account @WhatTheFFacts 14m14 minutes ago

100,000 Japanese disappear without trace every year, many to save their honour after a divorce, job loss, failing an exam or debt.

whoa. 

where do they go?

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4 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

That was the first thing I thought of. Saw both movies about that forest (one bad, one ok).

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just got an email from "daniel noonan".

appropriate answer here, I assume, is "you shave your ###".  but might go with one of the obvious ones "no ya don't", "be the ball" or just "noonan".

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4 hours ago, El Floppo said:

appropriate answer here, I assume, is "you shave your ###".  but might go with one of the obvious ones "no ya don't", "be the ball" or just "noonan".

Depends on how strong you feel your project proposal is.

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5 hours ago, El Floppo said:

just got an email from "daniel noonan".

appropriate answer here, I assume, is "you shave your ###".  but might go with one of the obvious ones "no ya don't", "be the ball" or just "noonan".

the answer

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seen on reddit

"Goth anti-vaxxer refuses to listen to The Cure"

 

⁉️

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are there certain words buried in white text on the forum page?

for example ctrl+f '2019' and you'll get 8 results but there are only 4 references to 2019 on the page. do the same with '2018' and you get 11 results but only 5 actually exist on the page.

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15 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

are there certain words buried in white text on the forum page?

for example ctrl+f '2019' and you'll get 8 results but there are only 4 references to 2019 on the page. do the same with '2018' and you get 11 results but only 5 actually exist on the page.

They're in the menus at the top, Poirot

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10 minutes ago, strykerpks said:

They're in the menus at the top, Poirot

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sonofa#####, JR!

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7 hours ago, mr. furley said:

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sonofa#####, JR!

Your face is awwwwwww sonofa

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Perfect day at the Jersey shore...enjoying this whole week at the beach thing.

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We're having pop-up thunderstorms this week, but people are still at the pool. I may see Darwinism in action from my patio this afternoon. :thumbup:

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1 hour ago, El Floppo said:

Perfect day at the Jersey shore...enjoying this whole week at the beach thing.

I just got back from a week at the beach and it was heavenly.  Founders All Day IPA is the perfect companion and my wife is fully onboard with me cracking a beer at 9:30  

I hope your week is awesome El Floppo!

 

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20 minutes ago, berndog said:

I just got back from a week at the beach and it was heavenly.  Founders All Day IPA is the perfect companion and my wife is fully onboard with me cracking a beer at 9:30  

I hope your week is awesome El Floppo!

 

am?

I'm doing this all wrong.

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9 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

am?

I'm doing this all wrong.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning 

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On 6/27/2019 at 12:37 PM, El Floppo said:

just got an email from "daniel noonan".

appropriate answer here, I assume, is "you shave your ###".  but might go with one of the obvious ones "no ya don't", "be the ball" or just "noonan".

I like you, Betty

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3 hours ago, El Floppo said:

am?

I'm doing this all wrong.

Yes AM.  

If Mrs Berndog complained about me opening a beer at 9:30 PM it would have been a short marriage. 

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Guy at the bar, to the bartender: Courtney, I apologize, I just want you to know I'm looking at your boobs right now 

Courtney: Well, I didn't buy them to have them not looked at. :wub:

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Back at the bar for the third time in four nights. Bought a shot for the bartenders, neither of which would touch me if I was the last man on Earth. :lmao:

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I may be overstating the case here. If I was literally the last man on Earth, and it was either me or extinction, they'd probably both roll their eyes and say "All right, let's get this over with."

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40 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

I may be overstating the case here. If I was literally the last man on Earth, and it was either me or extinction, they'd probably both roll their eyes and say "All right, let's get this over with."

How do you know until you actually try?

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7 hours ago, kevzilla said:

I may be overstating the case here. If I was literally the last man on Earth, and it was either me or extinction, they'd probably both roll their eyes and say "All right, let's get this over with."

Good work here. I personally think it'd be an easy weird, if that makes sense. 

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If I were the last man on earth, it would be lonely in here with Krista

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11 hours ago, cosjobs said:

If I were the last man on earth, it would be lonely in here with Krista

But think of all the houses

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19 hours ago, shuke said:

How do you know until you actually try?

:lmao: I must have had a little shukeangel on my shoulder. Later, this gal came into the bar, never seen her before. She kept smiling at me, so I went over and introduced myself. Two hours later, we were at her place, going at each other like teenagers. :pickle:

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