GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

[Sideshow Bob 320]

7 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

well don't stop now @Henry Ford. you had some momentum.

Mrs Ford, I presume

[-fish- 13,231]

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

[Sideshow Bob 320]

2 cans of Chicken of the Sea

[Dan Lambskin 12,999]

39 minutes ago, -fish- said:

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

Oh man hopefully mine will be here soon

IIRC I asked to be compensated in tuna (actually true)

[El Floppo 25,490]

1 hour ago, Henry Ford said:

Is that Ricky Mandlebaum's comedy duo partner?

I had an electrical contractor recently apologize for a mistake he made signing off with, Mia Culpa. That's subtle variation makes for great drag name, imo

[RC94 1,777]

3 hours ago, kevzilla said:

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger. Pray for Mojo.

I hope this is a show or movie and not an actual Dr. Jellyfinger.  I know that now that I'm in my 40s I should go to the doctor for a visit like that, but no.

[Henry Ford 60,412]

1 hour ago, -fish- said:

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

Put it all on red.  If you win you can afford a ticket to Ricky Montelbaum and Dr. Jellyfinger. 

[Henry Ford 60,412]

13 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

I had an electrical contractor recently apologize for a mistake he made signing off with, Mia Culpa. That's subtle variation makes for great drag name, imo

Definitely the bad girl of the group. 

[-fish- 13,231]

4 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Put it all on red.  If you win you can afford a ticket to Ricky Montelbaum and Dr. Jellyfinger. 

Before I saw this post, I decided to play online roulette with it.   I put $1 on 19, and $1 on 25/26/28/29.   I hit the 19 and won $36. So dumb.

Edited September 19, 2019 by -fish-

[GroveDiesel 7,759]

18 hours ago, -fish- said:

@shuke. @General Malaise  KFC has a chicken sandwich with two glazed donuts in place of a bun.   I think this needs video.

I once made a homemade bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut cut in half for the bun. It was amazing.

[Henry Ford 60,412]

24 minutes ago, -fish- said:

Before I saw this post, I decided to play online roulette with it.   I put $1 on 19, and $1 on 25/26/28/29.   I hit the 19 and won $36. So dumb.

I believe you can get a backstage pass for $36. 

[Henry Ford 60,412]

I kind of want more fried bananas. 

[-fish- 13,231]

26 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

I believe you can get a backstage pass for $36. 

I bet you can get backstage with Dr. Jellyfinger with a fifth of generic vodka.

[mr. furley 11,755]

18 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

I kind of want more fried bananas. 

they're called plantains, Enrique

[Henry Ford 60,412]

33 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

they're called plantains, Enrique

Not if they’re made with bananas instead of plantains, Captain Stet.  

[strykerpks 3,878]

I've said "jeepers" 3 times today. Actually actually true

[5-ish Finkle 3,262]

1 hour ago, GroveDiesel said:

I once made a homemade bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut cut in half for the bun. It was amazing.

 So,  a "Luther Vandross."

[mr. furley 11,755]

18 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Not if they’re made with bananas instead of plantains, Captain Stet.  

it seems we're at an impasse

[Henry Ford 60,412]

37 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

it seems we're at an impasse

Sort of

[shuke 21,906]

3 hours ago, RC94 said:

I hope this is a show or movie and not an actual Dr. Jellyfinger.  I know that now that I'm in my 40s I should go to the doctor for a visit like that, but no.

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

[El Floppo 25,490]

1 hour ago, mr. furley said:

it seems we're at an impasse

I forget...is an impasse that thing when you use a word wrong and stand behind the the continued wrong use? Jeepers, shaggy.

[mr. furley 11,755]

6 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

I forget...is an impasse that thing when you use a word wrong and stand behind the the continued wrong use? Jeepers, shaggy.

how the hell do i know? i don't speak French, Pierre.

[mr. furley 11,755]

10 minutes ago, shuke said:

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

certainly a disappointing development

[Henry Ford 60,412]

17 minutes ago, shuke said:

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

My condolences. 

[Henry Ford 60,412]

8 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

how the hell do i know? i don't speak French, Pierre.

That’s weird. Why have we all been calling you Lucky Pierre all this time?

[DA RAIDERS 3,865]

5 hours ago, shuke said:

Just had my annual physical this week.  They have a blood test now for prostate cancer.  I didn't get fingered like I did a few years ago.  

if your blood test says, you need the further imaging, god be with you.  

[kevzilla 6,674]

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

[UOFI_316 622]

3 hours ago, kevzilla said:

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

Yes, but they are talking about going to an actual doctor.

[Sideshow Bob 320]

3 hours ago, kevzilla said:

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

Me, too.

And one of these days I'll schedule my first prostate exam.

[SofaKings 116]

Taking all of my social studies classes to Scholastic Book Fair today.  Not sure if "Magnolia Table" by Joanna Gaines is in the K-8 reading wheelhouse.

[SofaKings 116]

They do enjoy GM's "why my kid is having a meltdown" vids.

[Getzlaf15 9,894]

6 hours ago, kevzilla said:

I don't see what the big deal is here, fellas. Once a year, a guy I've played golf with, a guy I've gone to Dead shows in Vegas with, sticks a finger up my butt.

I for one, enjoy all your hooking up stories.  

[urbanhack 11,381]

https://www.facebook.com/stfd.shutthefrontdoor/photos/a.226003427428996/2999181080111203/?type=3&theater

[Dickies 8,994]

On 9/19/2019 at 3:26 PM, -fish- said:

Today I received $2.38 from a class action settlement involving Starkist Tuna.   I don't recall registering for it, but I suppose I could have.   Anyway, what should I do with it?   $2 bet on a horse?   Lotto?  Scratch-offs?   238 wheatback pennies?

Invest it and live off the interest

[Dickies 8,994]

On 9/19/2019 at 12:33 PM, kevzilla said:

Ok, going to see Dr. Jellyfinger. Pray for Mojo.

You could have just returned the sneakers

[Osaurus 8,102]

@kevzilla, Vegas trip is coming up. 

[McJose 9,395]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpU6UEq8hA

[RC94 1,777]

11 minutes ago, McJose said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpU6UEq8hA

Today is my mom's birthday.  I sent her this video.  Thanks for posting it, I had never heard of it before.

[kevzilla 6,674]

9 hours ago, Osaurus said:

@kevzilla, Vegas trip is coming up. 

Monday is 30 days out for me, which means it's time to reserve the limo and start the blackjack practice. 

[Osaurus 8,102]

24 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

Monday is 30 days out for me, which means it's time to reserve the limo and start the blackjack practice. 

We’re flying to LA on the 22nd. I’m flying into Vegas on the 24th around 1 pm. I think my friends from Portland are coming in around 4 or 5. I’ll text you when we get a little closer, but Saturday night’s reserved for Fremont St. for sure. I’m heading back on that Monday the 28th.

[mr. furley 11,755]

5 hours ago, RC94 said:

Today is my mom's birthday.  I sent her this video.  Thanks for posting it, I had never heard of it before.

never heard EW&F "September" before?

there's a world where people don't know this song?

[mr. furley 11,755]

theoretically, if we were outing aliaii nowadays who might Rodrigo Duterte be?

beeg?

[McJose 9,395]

CRAMIFICATIONS

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/d7famx/thug_goat/

[mr. furley 11,755]

opening day of zucchini season

[McJose 9,395]

Not to get political but...

https://i.redd.it/2g0f2crhqyn31.jpg

[RC94 1,777]

13 hours ago, mr. furley said:

never heard EW&F "September" before?

there's a world where people don't know this song?

It sounded familiar, but I never would have thought of looking for that video.

[belljr 9,844]

17 hours ago, mr. furley said:

never heard EW&F "September" before?

there's a world where people don't know this song?

If you ever want to get in my wife's pants, EW&F is the play....

Edited September 22, 2019 by belljr

[mr. furley 11,755]

13 hours ago, McJose said:

Not to get political but...

https://i.redd.it/2g0f2crhqyn31.jpg

*scratchesYangoffmyballot*

[Henry Ford 60,412]

2 hours ago, belljr said:

If you ever want to get in my wife's pants, EW&F is the play....

Thanks.

[McJose 9,395]

2 hours ago, belljr said:

If you ever want to get in my wife's pants, EW&F is the play....

https://images.app.goo.gl/YjYL86QfCukWT6u57