Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Leaving work last week I turn onto the collector street and coming towards me is Elmo on a Kawasaki. I mean the full hairy get up, not some two bit costume. This was Elmo. It was hot out. Elmo was exceeding the speed limit, as if he were late for a very important date. I smiled. I like Elmo. No sightings since.