Recent content by Lieutenant Dan

because we're going camping! It's in tents!

:lmao: I'm picturing that kid from the movie Role Models

:lmao: "novel"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

:goodposting: my wife doesn't care if I go to one, but I couldn't care less about going to one anyway. Buncha hoes just trying to get my dollar bills, yo.

:sadbanana:

Not sure which was worse - the video or what Tanner's lame-### just said

TN liquor laws are teh suck.

:lmao: good lord, this #### has gone downhillTanner has to come so he can see the "magical" river that dries up every night.

and eat tamales and ribs with

just got a text from meka. she says I have to start providin for j or she's gtakn legal action. She havnt hassle me for nun. She gave me another chnce and I'm blown. :sadbanana:

Yeah, same here on the alcohol. It's just a lot cheaper than a trip to Vegas and there are less chances of getting in any trouble of the adulterous kind.and you can coming camping with us anytime you want. If we go rafting, we can partake in homemade moonshine and hash.

I've got 3 or 4 friends whose wives run their lives. It's like pulling teeth to get these guys to go camping. I mean, it's camping - it's cheap, we're only going for 3 or 4 days, and the only chance for sex usually is the gay kind. If we were going to Vegas, I might be able to see their wives'...

all your friends cracking jokes at your expense?