10 mins alone w/Taylor swift: anything goes (1 Viewer)

[tommyboy]

10 mins alone w Taylor Swift. Anything goes. No one can find out.

What happens?

Go.

 

[General Tso]

Like this thread, it wouldn't last long.

 

[SWC]

i would play her in ping pong and destroy her using a fancy spin shot that she would not be able to return and then from the day forward i would want to be known as the guy that beat taylor swift in ping pong twenty one to zero but know one would ever know so it would be the worst thing to ever happen to me and that my friends is why you should be careful what you wish for take that to the bank brohans

 

[FlapJacks]

The Last 9 minutes and 45 seconds would be kind of awkward...

 

[rockaction]

I use my wish to request ten more wishes.

 

[Scoresman]

I would get my fifth language related timeout for describing what I would do to her. 3 of my 4 timeouts have come from similar posts about McKayla Maroney, the At&T commercial chick, and Marie from Breaking Bad.

 

[IC FBGCav]

10 mins alone w Taylor Swift. Anything goes. No one can find out.

What happens?

Go.

I wish I was Ronda Rousey for this question.

 

[rockaction]

I would get my fifth language related timeout for describing what I would do to her. 3 of my 4 timeouts have come from similar posts about McKayla Maroney, the At&T commercial chick, and Marie from Breaking Bad.

Lily is firing on all cylinders these days, up to and including looking good in bedazzled shirts.

 

[Gottabesweet]

I'd play Go' Fish with her.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'd put it in her butt

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My years on this board have convinced me "it" = information.

 

[Soulfly3]

Id spend 9 minutes trying to explore which daddy issues lead her to bang every guy in hollywood

Then use the last minute to explain that they all leave her because she's hideous.

 

[EYLive]

First of all, how are you?

 

[jamny]

I would have sex with her.

 

[Fennis]

so, do you like.... stuff?

 

[lakerstan]

I would fill her Blank Space.

 

[BobBobby]

so, do you like.... stuff?

Yes, I like lamp.

 

[Hoh]

Role playing. "I'm Bruce, you're Caitlyn. Now you tell me to go #### myself."

 

[Guest]

2 Minutes of sexy-time and 8 minutes working on the lyrics to the song she is going to write about me.

 

[Scoresman]

we would sit and listen to 50% of a live Freebird performance.

 

[jamny]

If she's a Game of Thrones fan it's a perfect opening to talk about her hooded man in the canoe.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Pretty sure the OP didn't say anything about her letting you do whatever you want to her, FYI.

 

[skol asylum]

Tastes like chicken (legs)?

 

[Cjw_55106]

Take her to a haunted house.

 

[PatsWillWin]

Pretty sure the OP didn't say anything about her letting you do whatever you want to her, FYI.

That was my first thought as well. Everyone here is a rapist.

 

[PIK95]

Everything..... Quickly.

 

[Insein]

Butt stuff

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I would get my fifth language related timeout for describing what I would do to her. 3 of my 4 timeouts have come from similar posts about McKayla Maroney, the At&T commercial chick, and Marie from Breaking Bad.

I'll take a pm

 

[Koya]

If she's a Game of Thrones fan it's a perfect opening to talk about her hooded man in the canoe.

She does seem to be a bit vanilla.

 

[badmojo1006]

She would probably just Shake me off

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Pretty sure the OP didn't say anything about her letting you do whatever you want to her, FYI.

If she LET me, it wouldn't be any fun.

 

[cstu]

Vocal cord removal surgery.

 

[Parrothead]

ask her the chords to all her songs... then bang her for the final 7 minutes

 

[ShamrockPride]

I'd put it in her butt

^^^ This guy gets it.

 

[jon_mx]

Definitely video taping it. Posting it online and be that guy who banged her good.

 

[IC FBGCav]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

 

[Dentist]

I'd take a dump on her with the song "fifteen" playing in the background.

I don't care what she does with the other 7 minutes

 

[tommyboy]

I'd take a dump on her with the song "fifteen" playing in the background.

I don't care what she does with the other 7 minutes

Omg

 

[pizzatyme]

I'd put it in her butt

+1

 

[eoMMan]

Knock her up with some deep seed. Then take custody. Then sit home and collect those large child support checks.

 

[Capella]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

I don't get the anal obsession either. Never have.

 

[Zegras11]

I'd marry her. Profit.

 

[ghostguy123]

Vocal cord removal surgery.

There is a good way to do this that requires no training at all.

Win/win for you and the rest of the world.

 

[Righetti]

Your way, my way anything goes tonight

 

[gianmarco]

She wouldn't be the only "swift" in the room.

 

[belljr]

I'd have her put it in my butt

 

[The Ref]

I'd take a dump on her with the song "fifteen" playing in the background.

I don't care what she does with the other 7 minutes

Omg

Look at that face....

 

[Clifford]

The Last 9 minutes and 45 seconds would be kind of awkward...

Yep

 

[Soulfly3]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

I don't get the anal obsession either. Never have.

Sometimes I just have a sore jaw...

 

[Ray Karpis]

ask her the chords to all her songs... then bang her for the final 7 minutes

Pretty sure G/C/D/Em is close to all you need.