10 mins alone w/Taylor swift: anything goes (1 Viewer)

[Dr Oadi]

I would show her a thread on a fantasyfootball site about all the people who want to put it in her butt and then watch her write a song about it.

 

[FUBAR]

No one can find out.

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. But I'm no gentleman, and it's hard to kiss a woman from behind.

Depends what you're kissing.

Pretty sure the OP didn't say anything about her letting you do whatever you want to her, FYI.

That was my first thought as well. Everyone here is a rapist.

10 mins alone w Taylor Swift. Anything goes. No one can find out.

What happens?

Go.

 

[Tom Servo]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

I don't get the anal obsession either. Never have.

That makes 3 of us.

 

[dickey moe]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

I don't get the anal obsession either. Never have.

That makes 3 of us.

Reminds me of a time I saw Tommy Chong in concert (yes, Tommy Chong, it was a free ticket). His act was horrible, except for one segment:

Tommy's side man: "When it comes to women, I love to have sex in their butt."

Tommy Chong: "Man, you can never have sex in a woman's butt!"

Side man: "Why?"

Tommy: "Because there's POOP in there!"

 

[kupcho1]

Take her to a haunted house.

 

[Caesar]

The Last 9 minutes and 45 seconds would be kind of awkward...

Only if she is too stupid to figure out how to get out of the room on her own. I will be sleeping.

 

[whiskey7]

Our song is a slammin headboard...

 

[Tom Servo]

1. Get photo with her

2. Check out her legs

3. Play Angry Birds

4. Spoon

5. Profiit?

 

[FUBAR]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

I don't get the anal obsession either. Never have.

That makes 3 of us.

Reminds me of a time I saw Tommy Chong in concert (yes, Tommy Chong, it was a free ticket). His act was horrible, except for one segment:

Tommy's side man: "When it comes to women, I love to have sex in their butt."

Tommy Chong: "Man, you can never have sex in a woman's butt!"

Side man: "Why?"

Tommy: "Because there's POOP in there!"

if you're against going near poop, do you share the same concern for your wife going near your pee?

That said, I do agree that anal is overrated. Tried it a few times, was alright but it's not a magical land.

or to put it another way. Butt - it's not a magical land.

 

[tommyboy]

Pretty sure the OP didn't say anything about her letting you do whatever you want to her, FYI.

i'm assuming its all consensual and she's down for whatever.

 

[General Tso]

Not my cup of tea, but if there are any Broadway freaks out there, a good fantasy might begin with Taylor kicking things off with a rendition of this. http://youtu.be/qo6lPifGnGA

Maybe with all the footballguys playing the role of dancing sailors?

Holy cow did I just destroy this thread...

 

[(HULK)]

FYI, she is known to Google herself and this board shows up in results.

Given that, is spend 10 minutes giving her the best backrub of her life. My hands are like magic, I promise you Taylor

 

[dickey moe]

at anal, that is a young mans game.

Hit 40, you want fecal matter no where near you, must be a hormone thing.

I don't get the anal obsession either. Never have.

That makes 3 of us.

Reminds me of a time I saw Tommy Chong in concert (yes, Tommy Chong, it was a free ticket). His act was horrible, except for one segment:

Tommy's side man: "When it comes to women, I love to have sex in their butt."

Tommy Chong: "Man, you can never have sex in a woman's butt!"

Side man: "Why?"

Tommy: "Because there's POOP in there!"

if you're against going near poop, do you share the same concern for your wife going near your pee?

That said, I do agree that anal is overrated. Tried it a few times, was alright but it's not a magical land.

or to put it another way. Butt - it's not a magical land.

I don't know. At least pee is sterile (right?). Poop is effing nasty.

 

[Mario Kart]

I bring a variety of yoga pants for her to try on and other work out outfits to try on.

I'd bring stuff for her to sign and not personalize it to me.

So much other stuff.

 

[Dr Oadi]

FYI, she is known to Google herself and this board shows up in results.

Given that, is spend 10 minutes giving her the best backrub of her life. My hands are like magic, I promise you Taylor

https://www.google.com/#q=taylor+swift+footballguys+in+her+butt

 

[John Bender]

I bring a variety of yoga pants for her to try on and other work out outfits to try on.

I'd bring stuff for her to sign and not personalize it to me.

So much other stuff.

jesus man

 

[John Bender]

I would ask her to join our clan in Clash of Clans.

 

[PIK95]

I would ask her to join our clan in Clash of Clans.

She seems like a Honda clan type of girl.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe some light to medium petting.

 

[renesauz]

I'd marry her. Profit.

Someone gets it.

The correct answer is : anything SHE wants

 

[Daywalker]

Take naked photos of her then sell them back to her.

 

[Otis]

Werewolf

 

[JohnnyU]

She would spend 9:55 running from you idiots until she pulls out her gun and blows your brains out.

 

[Whomper]

so, do you like.... stuff?

Good Simpsons reference right here

 

[Das Boot]

Heaven knows... anything goes.

 

[Rubi]

I know exactly what we would do. Then I guess we'd just chat for the other 8 minutes.