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1st Annual FBG Fart Competition (1 Viewer)

gianmarco

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Think you've got what it takes to win? Let's see who can rip it the best here.

Rules are simple.

1) Sign up in this thread if you're interested. We'll take the first 32 to sign up (we'll drop to 16 if that's all we can muster up)

2) I'll randomly assign into 4 divisions with 8 in each and set up the bracket. There won't be any seeds because, really, how?

3) You'll have a day to upload your best work. Use your phone or whatever you want to record. Audio is all that is needed but any accompanying video can only help. Upload it wherever you want although the U-tube will probably be easiest.

4) We'll start the voting process and it'll be a H2H, single elimination format. Each division will have its own thread to vote in with links included.

5) When we get to the Final Four, the last 4 participants will have a chance to resubmit an entry if they'd like. Prior to that, original submissions will carry you through.

6) The winner gets nothing.

That's it. Post here if you're interested in competing. Also, if there's interest, we can do this as an anonymous tournament where the links can be PM'd and I'll put them up without names.

Anyone caught uploading a sample that isn't their original work (hi Tim :bye: ) will be automatically eliminated.

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!

 
My farts' strength lies in the odor. How about instead of uploading the sound of the actual fart, we have the option of uploading our wives' reactions to said farts. I'd be a 1 seed for sure.

 
My farts stink like dead bodies, but not typically long or audible for more than a few seconds so Im probably not a candidate if were going by sound.

 
Would High Life be considered a PED?

I think the Champagne of Beers is also synonymous with with Champagne of Farts

P.S. - IN :excited:

 
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Dan Lambskin said:
Time to go on a White Castle bender
I ate at White Castle on two occasions last week. The breakfast sliders made me fart. A few days later, I had the #1 meal at lunch and I did not fart. Therefore, if it is farts I desire, I will go to White Castle for breakfast. They have the best breakfast of any fast food place in New Jersey. Real eggs on those sliders are great.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Time to go on a White Castle bender
I ate at White Castle on two occasions last week. The breakfast sliders made me fart. A few days later, I had the #1 meal at lunch and I did not fart. Therefore, if it is farts I desire, I will go to White Castle for breakfast. They have the best breakfast of any fast food place in New Jersey. Real eggs on those sliders are great.
How do you know which FF joints use real eggs and which dont?

 
I've almost had like 4 good farts tonight but by the time I got my phone out, my bum hole swallowed them back up and they became SBDs

 
TheAristocrat said:
I think I could produce a respectable sound. I'm working on my game this weekend.
Pro tip- shave inside your crack for maximum cheek vibration. Hair keeps you from getting a proper seal

 
Kenny Powers said:
My farts stink like dead bodies, but not typically long or audible for more than a few seconds so Im probably not a candidate if were going by sound.
The OP really needs to specify if we are competing for duration or decibal level.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Time to go on a White Castle bender
I ate at White Castle on two occasions last week. The breakfast sliders made me fart. A few days later, I had the #1 meal at lunch and I did not fart. Therefore, if it is farts I desire, I will go to White Castle for breakfast. They have the best breakfast of any fast food place in New Jersey. Real eggs on those sliders are great.
How do you know which FF joints use real eggs and which dont?
I look.
 

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