Well to be honest Doc you seem to be another blind eye here and not sure Pants and Sho are the ones showing out. I say that as a huge fan of your work in general here.
My response for Sho Nuff was at his constant use of :e: as a platform for his petty childishness.
As far as Cabrera, I watch him every day and have for years. He is a natural, as good a pure right-handed hitter as I've ever seen play baseball. He's slow, he isn't the greatest in the field and he puts on weight throughout the year. Ryan Braun is not nor ever was Miguel Cabrera, he excels in other parts of the game and is an excellent hitter. Once in a generation hitter? No.
Cabrera hits like Carew and Boggs with more power. His statistics are fairly consistent over his career and since he is in his prime, you expect increasing counting numbers. That's what you are getting and based on everything we know and what he can do as a pure hitter, I have no reason to suspect he uses PEDs. Could he? Sure, nothing points to it. He has nine full major league seasons and has only twice had an OPS under 900 (those years were close to 900) and four at different points that were .998 or higher.
We have watched him since he was 19 years old, and the only thing he has more of these days is hot dog fat. Guy just hits, and hits and hits. You want to suspect other tigers, fine. Fielder? Sure. maybe. VMART, Hunter, etc? Sure. I just don't see Cabrera fitting the mold, the stats, my eyes and his ability tell me otherwise.