Greetings,
Just wanted to let y'all know I'm handling tjnc09's schedule going forward. Any of you who want a piece of him should read the following from the man himself:
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Here's your chance to step up and prove your skills.
Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.
Rules are as follows -
1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) You beat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keep your $20.
Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* get dunked on. Repeatedly.
2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay out is the same as basketball with the following caveats:
a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.
b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.
Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wicked splitty, heavy fastball, good change.
3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don't
hit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on the screws, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.
4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance me
and I'll pay you $4,500
Here are my current averages:
Pass: 63 yds
Punt: 52 yds
Kick: 61 yds
Total: 176 yds!
4. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and I pay you $500 on the spot.
5. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about going there.
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If you have the guts to take tjnc09 on, PM me (or shuke) and we will do our best to get you on his schedule. Put up or shut up, #######s.