2017 College Football Thread: Hawaiian QB devastated to find out Jesus was "kinda rooting for Georgia" (5 Viewers)

[SHIZNITTTT]

Just total domination tonight.   Wow

 

[General Malaise]

https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/906721239808561154

What did OSU do last year to piss the Sooners off so bad?

 

[Mister CIA]

https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/906721239808561154

Pretty sure he was carrying out a direct order from @Doctor Detroit

 

[Jayded]

Brian Kelly is now 1-9 in the last 10 games decided in the final possession. 

 

[General Malaise]

Anyway, top five seems pretty cut and dried right now:

1. Bama

2. Clemson

3. Penn State

4. Oklahoma

5. USC

If you wanted to put OU ahead of Penn State, I won't argue with you.

No idea where OSU goes though.

Why not USC over PSU?  They did beat them in 2017....

 

[bigmarc27]

Clemson's defense has allowed 80 passing yards on the season. 

Also had 11 sacks tonight, one short of the team record. 

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Meanwhile, looking forward to how the next 11 weeks play out to see how Ohio State still makes the playoff over Oklahoma.

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Dear Oklahoma fans, don't celebrate too hard. You're gonna be mad when you see Ohio State in #CFBPlayoff and you're not. Signed, Penn State

Excuse me, I'm going to go shine my Heisman Trophy. 

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Why not USC over PSU?  They did beat them in 2017....

Just going based on how the poll looked this week.

 

[Jayded]

Annnnnnnd Baylor goes down to USTA, whatever that is.  This delights me to no end.  

Who started playing football a few years ago with Larry Coker's corpse as head coach. 

Couldn't have happened to a schmuckier university/team. Liberty last week and now the Roadrunners of UTSA. 

 

[LAUNCH]

What did OSU do last year to piss the Sooners off so bad?

Some backup OU player called their D basic and after they won were yappin it up.  

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Who started playing football a few years ago with Larry Coker's corpse as head coach. 

Couldn't have happened to a schmuckier university/team. Liberty last week and now the Roadrunners of UTSA. 

Texas-San Antonio and Liberty have a combined seven seasons in FBS, including this year.

Meep meep.

 

[General Malaise]

Just going based on how the poll looked this week.

Right, but......USC beat a ranked Stanford team. That's two reasons why they should be ranked higher.

Polls are dumb.

 

[Jayded]

Brian Kelly just stormed out of his post game interview. A reporter asked him how he prevents the snowball like last season and when he got pissy with her, she pointed out the stat above in his horrible close game record. He corrected her that it wasn't as much one possession but one point and stormed off. He's done. 

 

[General Malaise]

Brian Kelly just stormed out of his post game interview. A reporter asked him how he prevents the snowball like last season and when he got pissy with her, she pointed out the stat above in his horrible close game record. He corrected her that it wasn't as much one possession but one point and stormed off. He's done. 

So who do you get now?  Don't say Chip Kelly if it's an improvement on social gracres you're after. He's got a redder assssss than a baboon on a skillet and will not like academic standards.  Who else?

 

[Moe.]

USC looked pretty filthy tonight. 

 

[bigmarc27]

So who do you get now?  Don't say Chip Kelly if it's an improvement on social gracres you're after. He's got a redder assssss than a baboon on a skillet and will not like academic standards.  Who else?

Stewart Manuel and Bruce Feldman were chatting about this and Schiano was the name that came up.

 

[Slapdash]

Mike Golic Jr is not good at this announcing thing

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Those tricky academic standards. ND could be going into year 9 of the Urban Meyer era if they weren't so worried about educating players. 

 

[Native]

Brian Kelly just stormed out of his post game interview. A reporter asked him how he prevents the snowball like last season and when he got pissy with her, she pointed out the stat above in his horrible close game record. He corrected her that it wasn't as much one possession but one point and stormed off. He's done. 

Truthfully, the Irish played pretty well on the road tonight...

 

[Corporation]

Truthfully, the Irish played pretty well on the road tonight...

Had I not known where the game was being played, I would have confidently answered Athens based off the crowd reaction to the game ending fumble recovery.

 

[bagger]

USC looked pretty filthy tonight. 

Their d is not playoff caliber yet although did a much better job in the second half.

special teams coverage is also an issue. Offense though is legit, darnold needs to cut down on picks and manage game situation better but for a sophomore is doing a good job. 

 

[Corporation]

Saban press conference, looking to add another coach:

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/watch-nick-saban-reporter-maybe-oughta-hire-###/

 

[whoknew]

So who do you get now?  Don't say Chip Kelly if it's an improvement on social gracres you're after. He's got a redder assssss than a baboon on a skillet and will not like academic standards.  Who else?

PJ Fleck

 

[Ilov80s]

So who do you get now?  Don't say Chip Kelly if it's an improvement on social gracres you're after. He's got a redder assssss than a baboon on a skillet and will not like academic standards.  Who else?

Should have gone after P.J. Fleck last year

 

[Corporation]

So who do you get now?  Don't say Chip Kelly if it's an improvement on social gracres you're after. He's got a redder assssss than a baboon on a skillet and will not like academic standards.  Who else?

I'm hearing rumors about PJ Fleck

 

[whoknew]

Mike Golic Jr is not good at this announcing thing

If that dude's name were Steve Thomas, he'd be working overnights on Fairbanks, Alaska AM radio.

 

[gump]

Listening to radio Ian Fitzsimmons from the sideline kept talking about the aggressive heckling the OSU fans were giving Mayfield and the OU bench...think that had a lot to do with his reaction.

 

[Ilov80s]

Boise backup QB is trucking Cougars

 

[Ilov80s]

The Rodent Bowl has been all Minnesota. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Mike Leach lol

 

[Corporation]

Also liked this from college football's version of Ed "Gunz" Hochuli:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3trTYFT11_w&feature=youtu.be

 

[MikeIke]

1 Bama

2 Clemson

3 Ok 

4 Penn St

5 OSU

No way is OSU a top 5 team, and I'm a Homer. They just don't look good. QB is a big weakness. 

 

[Capella]

This ####ing hurricane took a college football Saturday from me, and I will never, ever forgive it. 

 

[Capella]

It might also take my house. BUT STILL

 

[Capella]

First time Georgia has played a game north of the Mason-Dixon since 1965? Gees SEC it isn't that cold. 

Is this true??

 

[Steve Tasker]

It might also take my house. BUT STILL

Stay safe.

 

[Jayded]

Is this true??

Tirico's comment to start the broadcast. He noted it'd been about that long for Tennessee too before going to South Bend in the mid-2000s. 

 

[Steve Tasker]

lol Wazzou O*

 

[Zegras11]

Boise St 

 

[Ilov80s]

Boise St 

 they took souls tonight 

 

[Capella]

Tirico's comment to start the broadcast. He noted it'd been about that long for Tennessee too before going to South Bend in the mid-2000s. 

That's ridiculous. 

 

[Ilov80s]

lol Wazzou O*

My Broncos look great. They made Leach look dumb. 

 

[Zegras11]

 they took souls tonight 

D has yet to allow a TD in 2 games vs Troy (they had only one game last year under 30) and W St.

 

[Jayded]

So who do you get now?  Don't say Chip Kelly if it's an improvement on social gracres you're after. He's got a redder assssss than a baboon on a skillet and will not like academic standards.  Who else?

Anyone. Seriously. Clay Helton wasn't a world beater but he's got USC positioned well. Franklin had a slow start at PSU but they're coming back. 

Kelly tells ND fans week after week that he's been doing this for 27 years. He's too stubborn to ever turn the corner because he thinks he's doing a good job for some bizarre reason. He's an 8-5 coach. That's not good enough at Notre Dame. Start over and see if you can find the next great one.

 

[Ilov80s]

D has yet to allow a TD in 2 games vs Troy (they had only one game last year under 30) and W St.

D is legit and I am liking the new QB. Cozart has some real talent. 

 

[whoknew]

Wazzu! Making a comeback. 

 

[Ilov80s]

smh cozart

 

[Ilov80s]

Wazzu! Making a comeback. 

That was the dumbest pass I've seen in a long time.

 

[Zegras11]

smh cozart

so stupid

 

[Dickie Dunn]

I'd pretty much given up on that game, but every other one on was putting me to sleep, so I switched back a few minutes ago.