2017 NFL Dreaft Thread--Free of Shark Poop (1 Viewer)

[Jules Winnfield]

He is a fan of orange juice.

And decapitations.

I'll take a stab here...

That's good cutting humor 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Just because your initials are "OJ" you don't have to go by them.

True. Only guys with initials "B.A." are obligated to use them.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I'm calling BS on the NFL.com draft tracker.  Bama LS Cole Mazza is not even listed.

 

[drunken slob]

When does Cook get picked now?

 

[Mister CIA]

I would not want to go out drinking with Bolles.

 

[SoBeDad]

I like OJ, but what a weird pick for Tampa

Winston likes to throw to his TEs. Now they have a good one and a great one. Like NE a few years ago.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Winston likes to throw to his TEs. Now they have a good one and a great one. Like NE a few years ago.

Who's that now?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Winston likes to throw to his TEs. Now they have a good one and a great one. Like NE a few years ago.

OJ = the next Aaron Hernandez?

Fitting

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I would not want to go out drinking with Bolles.

Dude is old enough to rent a car.  PASS.

 

[Brady Marino]

So who picks up DeShone Kizer?  Would the Browns or Bills grab him?

Watched him quite a bit living near the Golden Dome. He's a project. Big, strong, and toolsy, but needs work between the ears. Not a GUNSLINGER, but does tend to force passes and make derpy decisions under duress.

 

[mquinnjr]

I would not want to go out drinking with Bolles.

No you would. Who in their right mind would $*(# with you? No one.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Love hearing the Mormon kid talk about his mission to...Colorado.

The football players never get sent to the Philippines or any place they might lose like 40 pounds.

 

[Mister CIA]

No you would. Who in their right mind would $*(# with you? No one.

Bolles?

Don't really know much about him, but he instantly reminds me of Erik Williams.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I would not want to go out drinking with Bolles.

Since he is LDS, I think you would have a sure fire designated driver.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Rappaport claims ATL and SF "trying like crazy to trade up"

 

[mquinnjr]

Bolles?

Don't really know much about him, but he instantly reminds me of Erik Williams.

Me either, just looks like someone not to be messed with.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Rappaport claims ATL and SF "trying like crazy to trade up"

For who? Foster?

 

[Cowboysfan8]

For who? Foster?

I don't remember Tired and booze 

 

[ChiefD]

For who? Foster?

Atlanta trying to trade up for a better OC.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Atlanta trying to trade up for a better OC.

:golfclap:

 

[Brady Marino]

For who? Foster?

SF yes. Atlanta wants Engram, I think.

 

[Mister CIA]

Love hearing the Mormon kid talk about his mission to...Colorado.

The football players never get sent to the Philippines or any place they might lose like 40 pounds.

Not a mormon fan, I'll give them a pass on that. 

 

[Riversco]

Watched him quite a bit living near the Golden Dome. He's a project. Big, strong, and toolsy, but needs work between the ears. Not a GUNSLINGER, but does tend to force passes and make derpy decisions under duress.

Yah kizer and everyone else.  Even tom brady has bad throws under duress. Its not really how to grade QBs. 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

True. Only guys with initials "B.A." are obligated to use them.

The coach of the North Dallas Bulls?

 

[Brady Marino]

Yah kizer and everyone else.  Even tom brady has bad throws under duress. Its not really how to grade QBs. 

I'm just saying he looked far from a finished product. Guy needs a lot of seasoning. 

Plus, he's a Notre Dame QB. Nuff said.

 

[Mister CIA]

Time to plant a rumor: Evan Engram will be converted to WR. Sincerely, the guy whose first rookie pick is 2.10, and TE needy.

Seriously, NYG is a great landing spot for Engram.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

The coach of the North Dallas Bulls?

Baracus?

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Conley wow

 

[Mister CIA]

Risk/Reward

 

[Galileo]

Here we go Brownies, here we go...

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Raiders love the rape, look it up. 

 

[Brady Marino]

Raiders love the rape, look it up. 

Lots of hookers to sodomize and slap around in Vegas.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

SEA...Forrest Lamp or Kevin King?

I am a Husky, but I love Lamp.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Raiders love the rape, look it up. 

Janokowski can provide the GHB

 

[mquinnjr]

Conley wow

It's cool. He took a polygraph for the Raiders.

 

[drunken slob]

Conley, heard he took a graph test, so..... Hope he's innocent, otherwise.....

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Baracus?

No. Strothers. Get it together.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

SEA...Forrest Lamp or Kevin King?

I am a Husky, but I love Lamp.

Seahawks taking Cam imo 

 

[The General]

Best endorsement

 

[drunken slob]

I thought Conley would fall out of the 1st for sure. If nothing else, because of his decision making, guess that's why I don't run a team

 

[Cowboysfan8]

F you Browns 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

 @ polygraph

Might as well pinky swear

 

[Doctor Detroit]

? 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

 @ polograph

Might as well pinky swear

They probably looked into his eyes too

 

[mquinnjr]

 @ polograph

Might as well pinky swear

Real talk: I didn't do it.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

? 

Great college player. NFL tweener.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Great college player. NFL tweener.

So is your Mom

 

[SoBeDad]

Best endorsement

What about Jake Butt, Michigan TE,  for Charmin? 

 

[Galileo]

Great college player. NFL tweener.

exactly...underwhelming first round pick.  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Browns, Redskins, and 49ers AAAAAAAAAAAA