2017 NFL Dreaft Thread--Free of Shark Poop (1 Viewer)

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

They probably looked into his eyes too

voight kampff test?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

exactly...underwhelming first round pick.  

You are incorrect sir, that's a great pick. 

Any idiot looking at how many interceptions he had knows ZERO about college football.  HTH

 

[The General]

What did the Hawks get for moving back?

 

[Mister CIA]

Browns, Redskins, and 49ers AAAAAAAAAAAA

Sounds about right. 

 

[timschochet]

I think Rueben Foster might be the best player in the draft. Can he possibly fall to the Steelers?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Not going to fight with you DD. Hope you are right, but suspect homeritis.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Takkarist Mckinley just brought a picture of Esther from Sanford&Son to the podium.  Awesome! 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Takkarist Mckinley just brought a picture of Esther from Sanford&Son to the podium.  Awesome! 

Compete with a Grady meltdown. 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Nice job on the stage there Takk......WOW!

 

[Mister CIA]

Browns, Redskins, and 49ers AAAAAAAAAAAA

You forgot to include the Bears.

 

[The Kerminator]

What did the Hawks get for moving back?

3rd and 7th

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Wtf was that?? 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I really hope McKinley didn't receive a degree from UCLA.  Tim>HI! 

 

[mquinnjr]

Good thing Arthur Blank took Mix off the draft board for Tak.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I think Rueben Foster might be the best player in the draft. 

Yeah,  no. 

 

[Mister CIA]

Nice job on the stage there Takk......WOW!

I'm gonna keep an eye on this guy. LIKE

 

[Statorama]

Raiders love the rape, look it up. 

Some funny stories about John Matuszak chasing rookies around hotel beds out there

 

[mquinnjr]

Tak

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Atlanta traded up for that guy

 

[Cowboysfan8]

I would have loved to see the warroom during that interview. "Um...what'd we just do?"

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Great college player. NFL tweener.

Tweener for dumb DCs.

Utility knife and all-purpose weapon for a DC who isn't mired in 1990s thinking.

 

[mquinnjr]

Yeah,  no. 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Takkarist

They drafted one of the Boston Marathon bombers?

 

[mquinnjr]

I would have loved to see the warroom during that interview. "Um...what'd we just do?"

Lots of

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Takkarist Mckinley just brought a picture of Esther from Sanford&Son to the podium.  Awesome! 

This post deserves much love.  This was before the meltdown. 

 

[SoBeDad]

I think Rueben Foster might be the best player in the draft. Can he possibly fall to the Steelers?

He'll be in the NFL drug program, right?

 

[Statorama]

Two things the NFL needs to crack down on for next years draft, bringing your baby or a life size poster of a family member up on stage.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

What did the Hawks get for moving back?

3rd and a 7th

They now have four 3rd round picks.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Browns trade up to 29 from Packers.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wtf was that?? 

It was embarrassing in every way possible.  That's exactly what it was. 

That guy better be all-pro every year. 

 

[Brady Marino]

This post deserves much love.  This was before the meltdown. 

Even during the meltdown. Dude loved his grandma. He may be my favorite player now.

 

[mquinnjr]

Two things the NFL needs to crack down on for next years draft, bringing your baby or a life size poster of a family member up on stage.

Need to call Joe re: a language filter IMO.

 

[Galileo]

You are incorrect sir, that's a great pick. 

Any idiot looking at how many interceptions he had knows ZERO about college football.  HTH

I hope I am incorrect

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Takkarist and Tradaveous just went back to back.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Tweener for dumb DCs.

Utility knife and all-purpose weapon for a DC who isn't mired in 1990s thinking.

I knew Greg Williams was dirty, but arming players with utility knifes would be next level.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Seahawks got 31 in this draft, the Falcons 3rd in this draft, and the Falcons 7th in this draft. 

 

[drunken slob]

I'm confused now

 

[shuke]

Did we talk about the "Chewbacca" sighting yet?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Even during the meltdown. Dude loved his grandma. He may be my favorite player now.

I loves my grandmoms too, but I wouldn't bring the picture up there.  She would have kicked my ####### ### for doing that. 

 

[Brady Marino]

Cleveland trades up to Green Bay's #29 pick.

Kizer gonna follow in the footsteps of Brady Quinn in that vaunted Notre Dame-to-Cleveland pipeline.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

There was a lot going on, but did anybody notice the guy in Tak McKinley's posse wearing a paisley sportcoat and a ten gallon hat?

That is some draft wardrobe game.

 

[Brady Marino]

I loves my grandmoms too, but I wouldn't bring the picture up there.  She would have kicked my ####### ### for doing that. 

Well, my grandma would probably have shot me, and she hated guns. 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Did we talk about the "Chewbacca" sighting yet?

No. But do you know the kid that the Bears drafted?

 

[drunken slob]

Cleveland trades up to Green Bay's #29 pick.

Kizer gonna follow in the footsteps of Brady Quinn in that vaunted Notre Dame-to-Cleveland-to-TV/Radio pipeline.

FYP

 

[The General]

Cowboys taking Foster. Jerry loves the malcontents.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

TACO TIME!!!!!!

 

[Brady Marino]

Last three picks: Takkerist Grandmalvr, Tre'Davious, and Taco.

I love this draft.  

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Tak, Tredavious, and now Taco.

 

[facook]

Why tf is Seattle on the clock and we haven't heard 28 yet?

 

[Capella]

Two things the NFL needs to crack down on for next years draft, bringing your baby or a life size poster of a family member up on stage.

Crack down on it? They should encourage everybody to do it.