2017 NFL Dreaft Thread--Free of Shark Poop (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Detroit]

Taco is a ####### animal, so much sour cream. 

 

[The General]

Tak, Tredavious, and now Taco.

It's the Key and Peele skit

 

[Brady Marino]

Crack down on it? They should encourage everybody to do it. 

THIS. 

Next year, I want a guy to bring his monkey to the stage.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Crack down on it? They should encourage everybody to do it. 

Yeah let's make this a circus, like the NFL needs any more $$$ or attention. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

THIS. 

Next year, I want a guy to bring his monkey to the stage.

That would be fine.  Go complete monkey or go home, or draft a kicker in the second round. 

 

[Capella]

Yeah let's make this a circus, like the NFL needs any more $$$ or attention. 

What are you expecting here, a night at the symphony? That whole interview/ giant picture of grams was amazing. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton

 

[The General]

Yeah let's make this a circus, like the NFL needs any more $$$ or attention. 

They are doing the draft live in front of 70,000 drunk fat dudes. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

What are you expecting here, a night at the symphony? That whole interview/ giant picture of grams was amazing. 

Plus he dropped a GD and an F-bomb in a 30 second rant that left Deion Sanders speechless (almost).

 

[Brady Marino]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton




 

5. Taco Fall.

 

[Zegras11]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton

1. Jack in the Box Tacos

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah let's make this a circus, like the NFL needs any more $$$ or attention. 

What are you expecting here, a night at the symphony? That whole interview/ giant picture of grams was amazing. 

The women looking like Esther from Sanford&Son which I noted immediately...was amazing.  Everything beyond that was

I'm glad that guy didn't go to my school. 

 

[Capella]

Plus he dropped a GD and an F-bomb in a 30 second rant that left Deion Sanders speechless (almost).

It was all amazing. 

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton

Think you're selling Taco MacArthur short.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

They are doing the draft live in front of 70,000 drunk fat dudes. 

Touche

 

[Brady Marino]

Sanity prevails. Kizer won't flop in Cleveland. He'll just have to flop somewhere else.

 

[Galileo]

Last three picks: Takkerist Grandmalvr, Tre'Davious, and Taco.

I love this draft.  

...and David

 

[Mister CIA]

Seth DeValve, wait.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Seahawks>Take the Cam please

TIA

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Plus he dropped a GD and an F-bomb in a 30 second rant that left Deion Sanders speechless (almost).

Just have the guys go up there with no pants.  THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

 

[The General]

Hawks trade again

 

[Brady Marino]

Just have the guys go up there with no pants.  THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

Nothing says "I arrived" like shaking Roger Goodell's hand while wearing leopard-print briefs.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Hawks trade again

I liked the first trade (which you didn't acknowledge), let's see what they did now.  They lacked a lot of middle picks, the more the merrier. 

 

[Zegras11]

Yahoo has PITT and SF picks posted

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dear Steelers,

Shut the #### up and pick.

 

[Zegras11]

Dear Steelers,

Shut the #### up and pick.

Watt

 

[Mister CIA]

Franco looking fit and healthy for an old man.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I liked the first trade (which you didn't acknowledge), let's see what they did now.  They lacked a lot of middle picks, the more the merrier. 

The first trade down was great. Now I think Schneider is trying to be too clever.

 

[Galileo]

Do we need to keep Jabrill "Diluted" Peppers away from Josh Gordon?

 

[The General]

I liked the first trade (which you didn't acknowledge), let's see what they did now.  They lacked a lot of middle picks, the more the merrier. 

I did ask what they got a page back or so. I like getting more picks though. They need to hit on these this year, a lot of holes starting to develop.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Seahawks got the 34th pick and a 4th rounder for the 31st pick. 

So they traded the 26th pick for the 31, traded the 31st for 34th, and got a 3rd, a 4th, and a 7th in return. 

 

[tri-man 47]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton

Tacoma, WA

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dear Steelers,

Shut the #### up and pick.

Steelers gonna Steeler

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Tacoma, WA

That would be like 47th on the list.

 

[dgreen]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton

1924. Taco Bell

 

[shuke]

Did we talk about the "Chewbacca" sighting yet?

No. 

ESPN pulling some Tanner shtick

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Seahawks got the 34th pick and a 4th rounder for the 31st pick. 

So they traded the 26th pick for the 31, traded the 31st for 34th, and got a 3rd, a 4th, and a 7th in return. 

Okay. I am going to retract my statement. If they only moved back 3 spots and got a 4th rounder for it, that is great.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Steelers gonna Steeler

I pray for their team bus to crash every Sunday.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

49ers had a pretty fantastic night.

 

[The General]

Taco Rankings:

1. Taco Al Pastor

2. Taco Wallace

3. Taco salad

4. Taco Charlton

1924. Taco Bell

11. ChocoTaco

 

[mquinnjr]

- Tough Childhood

Bullet point #2 on the NFL Network Reuben Foster slide.

 

[mquinnjr]

11. ChocoTaco

Chicken Taco

 

[drunken slob]

See everybody tomorrow

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

49ers had a pretty fantastic night.

YOURE WELCOME

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I pray for their team bus to crash every Sunday.

Except for Joey Porter.  He's a real American hero.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Okay. I am going to retract my statement. If they only moved back 3 spots and got a 4th rounder for it, that is great.

They need O-line and depth.  They had three 3rd rounders but lacked a 4th, 5th, and I think a 6th IIRC.  They added depth moving down 8 spots, and since their guy is still there IMO (Cam!), I like it. 

 

[SoBeDad]

They need O-line and depth.  They had three 3rd rounders but lacked a 4th, 5th, and I think a 6th IIRC.  They added depth moving down 8 spots, and since their guy is still there IMO (Cam!), I like it. 

Miami liked Lamp more and he's also available.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

They need O-line and depth.  They had three 3rd rounders but lacked a 4th, 5th, and I think a 6th IIRC.  They added depth moving down 8 spots, and since their guy is still there IMO (Cam!), I like it. 

I predict they won't take Cam. Not a commentary on the quality of Seattle's recent OLs (they've been bad), but Schneider's MO is to draft OLs that test exceptionally well athletically. Cam didn't.

They'll take some random flyers in the 6th and 7th round on OLs who have sky high SPARQ scores. Hopefully they'll draft somebody that can actually play before that.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I predict they won't take Cam. Not a commentary on the quality of their recent OLs (they've been bad), but the SEA MO is to draft OLs that test exceptionally well athletically. Cam didn't.

We'll see.  Regardless I like what they did, there was nothing there that made a difference to them and they chose to acquire more picks.  They lack depth, especially on offense so bringing in more bodies is prudent IMO. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

We'll see.  Regardless I like what they did, there was nothing there that made a difference to them and they chose to acquire more picks.  They lack depth, especially on offense so bringing in more bodies is prudent IMO. 

Yeah. The second trade down made me mad in the moment, but once I saw the details of what they got, I liked it a lot.

I think they may try to package a couple of those 3rd rounders to get another 2nd rounder, but I could be wrong.