2017 Oscars (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

Kimmel is a funny dude

Anyone know the writing team for this year?  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Nicole Kidman's face is pulled so taut she can't close her eyes.

shut your whore mouth!

 

[The General]

Anyone know the writing team for this year?  

Nope. His delivery is killing me though, very funny. Never watch his show but may need to start watching his monologues.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Nicole Kidman's face is pulled so taut she can't close her eyes.

Still hot as hell

 

[Judge Smails]

Still hot as hell

Sorta disagree.  Officially crossed over to mummy status

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Sorta disagree.  Officially crossed over to mummy status

She looks horrible. 

 

[KarmaPolice]

Sorta disagree.  Officially crossed over to mummy status

Ageist

 

[The General]

Sorta disagree.  Officially crossed over to mummy status

Mummy / Alien. 

A few wrinkles aren't going to kill you there, Nicole.

 

[Mile High]

She looks horrible. 

Wouldn't say she looks horrible but has lost a step.

 

[The General]

Viola Davis lock city. I can't miss this one.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Wouldn't say she looks horrible but has lost a step.

Her husband is a better looking woman at this point

 

[Cowboysfan8]

He husband is a better looking woman at this point

 

[KarmaPolice]

I wish Michelle Williams would grow out her hair. 

 

[Brony]

Anyone know the writing team for this year?  

Adam Carolla has been helping. 

 

[The General]

You already won the award, Viola. This speech has been well rehearsed.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Good Lord. Whatever honey. 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Hollywood going dark so far, Denzel a lock at this point and you could probably make some coin on Moonlight as it seems like it will pull the upset.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

To be fair to Viola, actors are the only profession that "celebrates what it means to live a life" and thats a huge responsibility.  

 

[KarmaPolice]

Hollywood going dark so far, Denzel a lock at this point and you could probably make some coin on Moonlight as it seems like it will pull the upset.

He won't win

 

[Cowboysfan8]

"she's been nominated for an Emmy for that speech" 

 

[KarmaPolice]

I suppose Charlize needs more wrinkles too? 

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Charlize  - 41

Nicole - 49

My money says Charlize at 60 looks better than Nicole at 49. 

 

[The General]

Trump firing up twitter.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Ugh

 

[KarmaPolice]

Ugh

Is this your first time watching The Oscars?  I am surprised it's been as low key as it has been with the speeches.  

 

[SoBeDad]

Trump firing up twitter.

Speaking of the con man, what's taken so long for that second EO? Didn't he promise another roll out this past week?

 

[The General]

New York Times ad was great. Suck it Donald.

 

[KarmaPolice]

One thing I have learned- there are a lot of ####ty looking TV shows out there on network TV.  

 

[The General]

Wax Museum joke. I'm looking at you Nicole.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Was a big fan of Kimmel when he was the sports guy on Kroq.  I then enjoyed him and Adam C when they did the Man Show together.  I then found him to be one of the more entertaining late night guys out there as well.   I have to say the trend continues--I'm enjoying how he's hosting the show so far.  

 

[The General]

Piper wins easily.

 

[The General]

Who is the hobbit up there?

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Who is the hobbit up there?

A Mexican that hates walls. 

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

A Mexican that hates walls. 

except for at his house, then its ok to keep others out. 

 

[The General]

Bet the house on La La Land.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

La La Land 1-4  thus far. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

La La Land 1-4  thus far. 

good

 

[KarmaPolice]

"I feel like you're ignoring the white actors"

 

[The General]

Kimmel

Making this thing funny.

 

[lumpy19]

Wow this is great, Kimmel killing it

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

I feel like you're ignoring the white actors/

Yes I am!

 

[Fantasy Football Fairy]

These stars look like they can't stand dealing with these common people

 

[Cowboysfan8]

"I feel like you're ignoring the white actors"

I missed this. Kimmel?

 

[KarmaPolice]

Looked like Gosling was actually engaging the people coming through.  My man crush keeps growing.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Suicide Squad has more Oscar wins than La La Land. 

Deservedly

 

[Judge Smails]

He's doing a great job of taking the stuffiness out of the show.  Makes it more watchable - Golden Globes like.

Love Viola - but that speech was over the top.  Actors are in the only profession blah blah blah.  Quit taking yourself so seriously.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I missed this. Kimmel?

Yeah, he said it to the first guy he was talking to. 

 

[The General]

These stars look like they can't stand dealing with these common people

Not sure what you are talking about.

 

[The General]

He's doing a great job of taking the stuffiness out of the show.  Makes it more watchable - Golden Globes like.

Love Viola - but that speech was over the top.  Actors are in the only profession blah blah blah.  Quit taking yourself so seriously.

That was her greatest performance this year.

 

[Judge Smails]

These stars look like they can't stand dealing with these common people

What's the odds they all reached for hand sanitizer as soon as they went to commercial?