2017 Oscars (1 Viewer)

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Lol. What a joke.

 

[KarmaPolice]

That was truly unbelievable. 

I feel bad for Beatty.

It's OK.  I think he will probably forget by tomorrow. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

That was truly unbelievable. 

I feel bad for Beatty.




 

Do the big titted broads at the side hand out the envelopes?  The ones that look like Carol Wayne?

 

[Judge Smails]

At least Beatty got to explain it.  Some production dude/chick is updating their resume right now.  Sort of a career limiting move.

 

[Major]

Easily the most awkward Oscar moment I've ever seen.  How does the envelope guy screw that up?    

 

[simsarge]

Apparently the ability to read isn't a prerequisite to presenting

 

[Zegras11]

 Carol Wayne?

 

[Harris]

To be fair, he did look in the envelope again desperately searching for the actual winning film. Thought he was just being dramatic

 

[Binky The Doormat]

 Carol Wayne?

 

We're dating ourselves, but best example I could think of.  

 

[Mile High]

Wasn't it Dunaway who said LA LA land?

 

[Snoopy]

LA LA LAnd - I can't hear you!

 

[Andy Dufresne]

To be fair, he did look in the envelope again desperately searching for the actual winning film. Thought he was just being dramatic

He had to be thinking "Eff it. It's gotta be La La Land anyway...right?"

 

[adonis]

Oopsy 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Wasn't it Dunaway who said LA LA land?

Yes

 

[Judge Smails]

La La Land was the only movie name on the card they had.  The fact that it also said Emma Stone confused them, but they read the movie name on it.  Can't blame them for that.  Somebody had 1 job to do and completely ####ed it up

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Like how the bald hothead from La La Land ripped the card out of Beattys hand to show the audience.

 

[ffldrew]

Poor Warren Beatty - he knows it won't be long till he loses his mind and he was thinking it was going down right there.

 

[LAUNCH]

Stage manager will be asking if you want to super size that tommorow.

 

[adonis]

Fake news has even permeated the Oscars!  LaLa Land winning best picture - Fake News!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

La La Land was the only movie name on the card they had.  The fact that it also said Emma Stone confused them, but they read the movie name on it.  Can't blame them for that.  Somebody had 1 job to do and completely ####ed it up

You think that they accidentally printed out two envelopes for Best Actress?  That's seems likely to me.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

I literally saw that on tv and still don't exactly know what happened.  Did somebody give Beatty the wrong envelope because he certainly seemed confused at first?  Was the card that they displayed on tv a completely different card than the one that Beatty received?   

 

[The General]

At least Beatty got to explain it.  Some production dude/chick is updating their resume right now.  Sort of a career limiting move.

Probably not a lot of envelope organizer positions out there.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

This once again proves that the actor is only as good as the script!

 

[Loan Sharks]

As someone who only watched the best picture part I can say with confidence. Worst oscars ever. But hey at least they all go the right aclu ribbons and that is what counts. 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

  Did somebody give Beatty the wrong envelope because he certainly seemed confused at first?  Was the card that they displayed on tv a completely different card than the one that Beatty received?   

Yep

Yep

 

[the rover]

Like how the bald hothead from La La Land ripped the card out of Beattys hand to show the audience.

Yeah, cause he didn't have a right to be a little upset right there.  He handled it.

 

[simsarge]

They gave them the envelope for best actress.  Lol. 

What did they do with the envelope that they used for Best Actress? There shouldn't be two, right?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I literally saw that on tv and still don't exactly know what happened.  Did somebody give Beatty the wrong envelope because he certainly seemed confused at first?  Was the card that they displayed on tv a completely different card than the one that Beatty received?   

I figuratively saw it and had the same reaction! 

 

[LAUNCH]

Russians hacked the envelopes.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This seems like Price Waterhouse's fault.  Don't they print up the cards and seal the envelopes?  There had to be two for Emma Stone.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Were those envelopes hermetically sealed? 

 

[Billy Bats]

What did they do with the envelope that they used for Best Actress? There shouldn't be two, right?

Always thought the award winners keep the cards. Doesn't make sense that it made its way back into the award rotation. 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Were those envelopes hermetically sealed? 

Funk and Wagnall's porch?

 

[The General]

I've always understood that the two accountants who are the only people that know the result stuff the envelopes themselves and are responsible for making sure the right ones get filled.

Beatty's publicist is going to out those two.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

I figuratively saw it and had the same reaction! 

Uggh--I always mis-use that phrase.  Good catch. 

 

[The Busy The Tired]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3RLFhwzUgk

To those who haven't seen it.

 

[LAUNCH]

https://twitter.com/buckyisotope/status/836083610650349568

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Funk and Wagnall's porch?

In a mayonnaise jar since noon today.  

And the answer is:  "Chicken Teriyaki" ...chicken teriyaki

Blow in the envelope (open):  The question is ...What is the name of the only living kamikaze pilot from WWII? 

 

[Willie Neslon]

they were just setting up the shtick for next year. So easy.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Uggh--I always mis-use that phrase.  Good catch. 

Don't take it personally. It is just one of the many windmills at which I tilt. 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

In a mayonnaise jar since noon today.  

And the answer is:  "Chicken Teriyaki" ...chicken teriyaki

Blow in the envelope (open):  The question is ...What is the name of the only living kamikaze pilot from WWII? 

Sis boom bah.....sis boom bah

What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?

 

[Willie Neslon]

Moonlight is great.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Sis boom bah.....sis boom bah

What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?




 

Really did lol.  I had forgotten about that one.  "Yabba daba do" is always a good one.  

I think that whole schtick was all Pat McCormick stuff.  

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

 Hickory Dickory Dock.....hickory dickory dock

Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?

 

[The Busy The Tired]

I feel like that had to be fake, how do you screw up the award for Best Picture? You don't.

 

[LAUNCH]

http://deadsp.in/r6TNIFN 

Back stage look.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

 Hickory Dickory Dock.....hickory dickory dock

Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?




 

A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

 

[dickey moe]

That was the Steve Bartmanest of all envelope stuffings.

 

[The General]

Why does everyone keep blaming Beatty. He didn't read it.

 

[Willie Neslon]

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