2017 Otis Thread Ideas (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

After starting one of my favorite threads ever pre-election, he has gone on an interesting run today with the personal threads (wife hotness/income/women slept with)... He needs to keep the ball rolling so some ideas here:

- Is your Social Security number 9 digits? If so, what are they?

- How often do you sleep with your wife? How many minutes during intercourse does it take her to climax?

- How big is your wang? Girthy?

- Please post details of all felonies you have gotten away with?

- What is your license plate number?

- Do you spend over $5k annually on the Geek Squad?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Is it time to invest in gold?

Home repairs: Is $4400 too much to fix my ice dispenser? 

Camel Toe is back on Long Island!

Some guy name Jeff stole my identity

Thinking of moving to Kansas to become a rodeo star.  Thoughts? 

 

[fantasycurse42]

Is it time to invest in gold?

Home repairs: Is $4400 too much to fix my ice dispenser? 

Camel Toe is back on Long Island!

Some guy name Jeff stole my identity

Thinking of moving to Kansas to become a rodeo star.  Thoughts? 

These would all be big hits

 

[Zow]

How often do you fantasize about other women who aren't your spouse?

Have you ever attempted suicide? 

Which race do you like the least?

Do you find it fair that the age of sexual consent varies amongst the states? 

Which religion do you find silliest?

If you can't have kids, what's your plan? 

Was tatum bell ever actually motivated?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

How many lovers does your spouse have currently?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

The felonies thread idea is Gold

 

[AAABatteries]

Some of these belong in the Wheelhouse thread.  

How about starting a new 2017 diet thread even when there's a brazillian diet threads already.

 

[xulf]

Is $1200 too much to spend on a fake tree?? (Just kidding its a steal)

The all beets diet!

 

[Otis]

At least try to be funny, guys. 

 

[McGarnicle]

Please post a current headshot and emergency contact info.

A sweet potato is still basically a potato, right?

Let's see those medical records!

 

[Otis]

Please post a current headshot and emergency contact info.

A sweet potato is still basically a potato, right?

Let's see those medical records!

Getting better

 

[AAABatteries]

LOOK AT ME!  No, seriously - look at me and tell me what this rash is.

 

[Otis]

LOOK AT ME!  No, seriously - look at me and tell me what this rash is.

http://www.envisionschools.org/portfolios/images/OTIS.jpg

 

[Capella]

Which maiden name do you use on all your passwords - mom or your wife?

Access to your 401k - why such a big secret?

Why are the chocolate chips not in the candy aisle at the store? 

 

[AAABatteries]

Seriously, you people are making me start question whether Otis is Wheelhouse or vice versa.

 

[Tiger Fan]

 

[msudaisy26]

At least try to be funny, guys. 

We were thinking the same thing!

 

[Apple Jack]

How many of you flyover state nerds are still calling a foon a spork?

Pizza and other exotic pizza foods

Have you ever considered leaving your job to live a life of bliss as a conductor on the LIRR?

Which one of you nerds took a dump on the A train this morning?

 

[Apple Jack]

We were thinking the same thing!

ZING!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

How much do you give to homeless panhandlers? 

What's with all these buskers in Times Square? 

Thinking of moving to Connecticut 

What vehicle is best for a family of 6?

 

[fantasycurse42]

It'll be fun when Otis forgets about this thread and starts a topic mentioned in here, that'll make for a solid bump.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Please post a current headshot and emergency contact info.

A sweet potato is still basically a potato, right?

Let's see those medical records!

How much do you give to homeless panhandlers? 

What's with all these buskers in Times Square? 

Thinking of moving to Connecticut 

What vehicle is best for a family of 6?

 

[Scoresman]

"Hey FBG nerds, I just found pictures of this new hot chick you all should see."

*posts pics of Heidi Klum*

 

[Limp Ditka]

- If I offered FC a chance to service me, how many moving violations would he commit during the drive over?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

How much is your car payment?

Does anyone here really weigh less than 200lbs?

 

[shadyridr]

Do these hands make my penis look small?

 

[lakerstan]

How to ignore your children and influence complete strangers.

How many hookers have you slept with at once?

Do you like when the carpet matches the drapes, or do you need variety?

Are Trump supporters racist, and why do black people run so fast, but walk so slow?

 

[Franknbeans]

He didn't start the Willie's band names thread?

 

[Phil Elliott]

Let's see your yard gargoyles. Trolls not invited.

 

[xulf]

I pooped my pants....again.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Drone with an HD camera, $3100 a good deal?

GoPro camera to enhance the experience on a stationary bike, thoughts?

 

[Bucky86]

Any FBG's ever try 'pegging' with their SO? Wife just texted and asked me if I was downto try. What should I expect?

 

[Peggy Starfish]

Any FBG's ever try 'pegging' with their SO? Wife just texted and asked me if I was downto try. What should I expect?

 

[Mister CIA]

I'm hoping for Otis' Official Mini-Cooper Owners thread.

 

[Judge Smails]

What's the average percent of FBG embellishment regarding income, Ofdee hotness of SO, # of dots, length, girth?

 

[mr roboto]

Talk me out of sending my kids to boarding school. 

 

[ScottNorwood]

At least try to be funny, guys. 

I posted with Wheelhouse.  I knew Wheelhouse.  Wheelhouse was a friend of mine.

You, sir, are no Wheelhouse.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

What if you found an internet porn of your wife done a year before you met her?

I ate 14 ounces of gravy straight out of the can, is this normal?

The guy named Jeff that stole my identity, is now living in my basement

I just bought an Alpaca for my 4-year old, where to put the poop? 

 

[Otis]

I'm hoping for Otis' Official Mini-Cooper Owners thread.

Actually a former Mini Cooper owner  

 

[Otis]

What if you found an internet porn of your wife done a year before you met her?

I ate 14 ounces of gravy straight out of the can, is this normal?

The guy named Jeff that stole my identity, is now living in my basement

I just bought an Alpaca for my 4-year old, where to put the poop? 

These all sound like fairly awesome threads. 

 

[xulf]

Actually a former Mini Cooper owner  

http://www.biggiesboxers.com/wp-content/uploads/bfi_thumb/31e810f7252367b51f506941b7b6c3fd-mhplej5vnifpnkiude2w622uarndtq3n5dzsuav4vc.jpg

 

[Otis]

http://www.biggiesboxers.com/wp-content/uploads/bfi_thumb/31e810f7252367b51f506941b7b6c3fd-mhplej5vnifpnkiude2w622uarndtq3n5dzsuav4vc.jpg

Close but people used to always refer to this:

https://vimeo.com/49994281

 

[fantasycurse42]

Check out this sweet ugly Christmas sweater I snagged for $1200.

 

[Zow]

Actually a former Mini Cooper owner  

Are you serious? 

 

[Otis]

Are you serious? 

 

 

[eoMMan]

Are you serious? 

I'm assuming it had to be a convertible?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

How hot is your paralegal?

How prestigious is your kids preschool? 

 

[Politician Spock]

I'm now a Pure Romance rep. Sign up for a party in the thread. First come first serve. 

 

[EYLive]

Great, now we have 2 posters asking us personal questions.