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2018 College Football Thread: Local man buys some teenage champions a 4 for 4 (2 Viewers)

Local Detroit radio spot today:

This is your life Michigan!

1. Harbaugh and UM are now 9-9 in the last 18.

2. 4 Game losing streak, Hoke never had one.

3. Harbaugh is 0-6 as an underdog.

4. Michigan has not beaten a team that finished better than 6-6 since October 6th 2016.

5. Last time a WR caught a TD pass was Grant Perry in the 3rd quarter against Cinci, 50 quarters. ("Qb guru? My balls!" OSU has 30 TDs to WRs in the same amount of time.

6. 0-17 vs ranked teams on the road since 2006, rest of the Big Ten last road win vs ranked team, MSU 2017, Wisky 2016, OSU 2016, NW 2015, Iowa 2015, Minnesota 2014, Indiana 2014, Penn State 2013, Nebraska 2011, Purdue 2010, Illinois 2010, Maryland 2009, Rutgers 2008, Michigan 2006.

7. B1G out of conference since 2017, Rest of B1G 17-0, UM 0-2,

8. Last 10 years total wins, 8th in the conference 74 wins.

9. Harbaugh 1-6 vs rivals, Hoke was 4-5.

 
Local Detroit radio spot today:

This is your life Michigan!

1. Harbaugh and UM are now 9-9 in the last 18.

2. 4 Game losing streak, Hoke never had one.

3. Harbaugh is 0-6 as an underdog.

4. Michigan has not beaten a team that finished better than 6-6 since October 6th 2016.

5. Last time a WR caught a TD pass was Grant Perry in the 3rd quarter against Cinci, 50 quarters. ("Qb guru? My balls!" OSU has 30 TDs to WRs in the same amount of time.

6. 0-17 vs ranked teams on the road since 2006, rest of the Big Ten last road win vs ranked team, MSU 2017, Wisky 2016, OSU 2016, NW 2015, Iowa 2015, Minnesota 2014, Indiana 2014, Penn State 2013, Nebraska 2011, Purdue 2010, Illinois 2010, Maryland 2009, Rutgers 2008, Michigan 2006.

7. B1G out of conference since 2017, Rest of B1G 17-0, UM 0-2,

8. Last 10 years total wins, 8th in the conference 74 wins.

9. Harbaugh 1-6 vs rivals, Hoke was 4-5.
A lot of former powers have similar stories.  That's what happens when the talent stops playing your game because moms think it will make their kids ######.  

 
Local Detroit radio spot today:

This is your life Michigan!

1. Harbaugh and UM are now 9-9 in the last 18.

2. 4 Game losing streak, Hoke never had one.

3. Harbaugh is 0-6 as an underdog.

4. Michigan has not beaten a team that finished better than 6-6 since October 6th 2016.

5. Last time a WR caught a TD pass was Grant Perry in the 3rd quarter against Cinci, 50 quarters. ("Qb guru? My balls!" OSU has 30 TDs to WRs in the same amount of time.

6. 0-17 vs ranked teams on the road since 2006, rest of the Big Ten last road win vs ranked team, MSU 2017, Wisky 2016, OSU 2016, NW 2015, Iowa 2015, Minnesota 2014, Indiana 2014, Penn State 2013, Nebraska 2011, Purdue 2010, Illinois 2010, Maryland 2009, Rutgers 2008, Michigan 2006.

7. B1G out of conference since 2017, Rest of B1G 17-0, UM 0-2,

8. Last 10 years total wins, 8th in the conference 74 wins.

9. Harbaugh 1-6 vs rivals, Hoke was 4-5.
Anyone else survive this not named Jim Harbaugh? Not a fan of him but I didn’t realize it had been this bad. When it’s all laid out like that, it’s pretty shocking! 

 
Why, did his recruiting class crack the top-30 now?
That's definitely his weakness...although he does have some proven recruiters on staff like Sunseri.  Everyone knows UF's facilities need some work too.  But they are Florida, and Mullen can win.

 
Local Detroit radio spot today:

This is your life Michigan!

1. Harbaugh and UM are now 9-9 in the last 18.

2. 4 Game losing streak, Hoke never had one.

3. Harbaugh is 0-6 as an underdog.

4. Michigan has not beaten a team that finished better than 6-6 since October 6th 2016.

5. Last time a WR caught a TD pass was Grant Perry in the 3rd quarter against Cinci, 50 quarters. ("Qb guru? My balls!" OSU has 30 TDs to WRs in the same amount of time.

6. 0-17 vs ranked teams on the road since 2006, rest of the Big Ten last road win vs ranked team, MSU 2017, Wisky 2016, OSU 2016, NW 2015, Iowa 2015, Minnesota 2014, Indiana 2014, Penn State 2013, Nebraska 2011, Purdue 2010, Illinois 2010, Maryland 2009, Rutgers 2008, Michigan 2006.

7. B1G out of conference since 2017, Rest of B1G 17-0, UM 0-2,

8. Last 10 years total wins, 8th in the conference 74 wins.

9. Harbaugh 1-6 vs rivals, Hoke was 4-5.
Those are some pretty shocking numbers.  Harbaugh has to be on the hot seat pretty soon if he isn't already.

 
A lot of former powers have similar stories. 
Yeah. Minnesota, Army, Yale, Princeton, Harvard, etc... all have some great pasts. But they haven't done much of anything since people who are now retiring were born.

This is Michigan's 140th season. In their first 70 years, they accomplished a lot, but Yale, Princeton and Harvard were far more impressive in that era.

In the past 70 years, Michigan has 1 national championship. So does Minnesota, Maryland and Iowa. They trail Michigan State, Penn State, Nebraska and Ohio State in NCs in the past 70 years just considering teams in their own conference. Even Tennessee has won more NCs than UofM in the past 70 years. 

 
At Vandy game today and watching this kid play with his dinosaurs has been more interesting. :bag:

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Ball State already looking better than Michigan ever did last week. 

The Big Ten looks like trash this year. PSU, MSU, and Michigan last week and Purdue this week. 

 
Say what you want about USF but they play some super fun football games. 
Yeah they are good.  Nothing surprised me about today.  USF has better athletes, Paul Johnson couldn't decide on a QB, and our defense is beyond atrocious.  Looks like another season hoping to pull off an upset or two to get to 6 wins and go to the Military Bowl.

 
Not a UGA fan at all but something is wrong with you if you can't pull a little for Rodrigo Blankenship aka Morrocco Mole.

 
It's early - but we have been wanting to reestablish the run for as long as we have been getting pounded - Frost comes back and BOOM.  Not saying this is a great team but it is SO NICE to play Nebraska football again.  Pound it and wear them down.  Already enjoying this product more than anything I have seen in the last few years.

 

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