Sooo, something along the lines of....
- JJSS catches TD over Honey Badger in waning minutes of the third quarter to give Steelers the lead. Does an impromptu robot-inspired dance move where he points at his shoulder a couple times before spiking it.
- 12 minutes later, some no-name KC defensive back houses an INT(his 2nd pick of the game) to retake the lead for the Chiefs and gets named "Wildcard Round MVP." Come the offseason, he flips his good fortune into a massive contract with some team who has more money than sense (let's say, oh, I dunno....Washington. Yeah, that fits). He's out of the league three years later.
- Chiefs hold on win game.
Yeah, I'd rather skip the "Woodson" portion, thanks.